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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    LOCK THE THREAD 420
  2. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Poor Dazza..not the brightest button on the zipper.

    Yet i’m diligent and not idle. Someone give this poor man some milk as it spills butthurt.
  3. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i really have no idea...other than cooking some chicken nuggets to snack on so i got something in my drunken belly. using some bulleye sauce to dip in...maybe even double dip in:)
  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr filling out the 1,000 questions to/for the dating site i just joined..

    wtf…

    😠

    sheesh!
    its not like i want to marry the guys! 😂

    Every girl I get talking to on Match wants to know where I live, and when they find out I live at home they lose interest. It's fucking ridiculous, and I feel really depressed right now because of it.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lots of dates to be had at Walmart. Just hang out in the women's XL underwear department for an hour or two.

    Can you post a guide/how-to?
  5. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Every girl I get talking to on Match wants to know where I live, and when they find out I live at home they lose interest. It's fucking ridiculous, and I feel really depressed right now because of it.

    Is moving somewhere else not an option?
  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Fox Is moving somewhere else not an option?

    I like coming home every night. This house is massive and comfy and Mommy often has din-dins ready, and my pomeranians are here.

    And I can't sleep properly in the big city anyway.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country This house is massive and comfy and Mommy often has din-dins ready, and my pomeranians are here.
    And I can't sleep properly in the big city anyway.

    Yeah I can’t imagine why your prospective girlfriend would have a problem with you going home to mommy every night to eat din-din
  8. Looking at houses in Colorado
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I suggest Durango.
  10. Ohhh found one immediately. It’s super remote though and I want to be in the city. I was looking in Denver. The view is nice though.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Normie!!!
  12. Fml

  13. Originally posted by frala Ohhh found one immediately. It’s super remote though and I want to be in the city. I was looking in Denver. The view is nice though.

    The city of Denver is overpriced as shit from what I heard. Ever since the weed boom
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Denver is the dumbest place to live in CO. Durango. I promise you'll love it
  15. Ok Seattle it is then.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Seattle is cool. Good choice.
  17. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Cabin fever. Hate being in hotels this long.
  18. Originally posted by 🐿 Cabin fever. Hate being in hotels this long.

    Why are u in a hotel
  19. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Why are u in a hotel

    Job.
  20. Why are you in a job
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