What are you doing at the moment

1. 2020-01-30 at 7:25 AM UTC

   #8501
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Fox Yeah I can’t imagine why your prospective girlfriend would have a problem with you going home to mommy every night to eat din-din

   
   Jealousy detected
2. 2020-01-30 at 7:28 AM UTC

   #8502
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Why are you in a job

   
   Hotel
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • MexicanMasterRace, 
   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2020-01-30 at 7:37 AM UTC

   #8503
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Hotel

   
   I am so happy you exist, Wren.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
4. 2020-01-30 at 7:43 AM UTC

   #8504
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I am so happy you exist, Wren.

   
   That warms my heart, Glamorous. Feeling is mutual.
5. 2020-01-30 at 7:44 AM UTC

   #8505
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Now lets fuck
6. 2020-01-30 at 7:44 AM UTC

   #8506
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   kk
7. 2020-01-30 at 7:45 AM UTC

   #8507
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Can we do weird positions?
8. 2020-01-30 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #8508
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Do you know the reverse helicopter?
9. 2020-01-30 at 7:49 AM UTC

   #8509
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Do you know the reverse helicopter?

   
   I dont but I'm dying to find out.
10. 2020-01-30 at 8 AM UTC

    #8510
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I dont but I'm dying to find out.

    
    Its when one guy gets on top and the bottom guy spins violently like a top as the actual top does a sort of 4 legged hopscotch dance.
    
    It's quite erotic.
11. 2020-01-30 at 8:07 AM UTC

    #8511
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Its when one guy gets on top and the bottom guy spins violently like a top as the actual top does a sort of 4 legged hopscotch dance.
    
    It's quite erotic.

    
    I was hoping youd get my joke. :(
12. 2020-01-30 at 8:09 AM UTC

    #8512
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I was hoping youd get my joke. :(

    
    OK FINE
    
    We can die at the end. Happy?
13. 2020-01-30 at 8:14 AM UTC

    #8513
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace OK FINE
    
    We can die at the end. Happy?

    
    Yes. But only if you wedge a helicopter blade so far up my asshole that it comes out of my mouth and a bunch of guys jizz all over the exposed blade and you lick it off and hold it all in your mouth then remove the blade from me and spit all the cum into my mouth and I hold it in while you tongue fuck my asshole to relieve the pain from the helicopter blade and then take my asshole juices and spit them into my cum filled mouth and then I spit it back into yours and and carve a hole in your stomach and use the helicopter blade swapped cum as lubricant for me to fuck your stomach hole, or whatever.
14. 2020-01-30 at 8:21 AM UTC

    #8514
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Yes. But only if you wedge a helicopter blade so far up my asshole that it comes out of my mouth and a bunch of guys jizz all over the exposed blade and you lick it off and hold it all in your mouth then remove the blade from me and spit all the cum into my mouth and I hold it in while you tongue fuck my asshole to relieve the pain from the helicopter blade and then take my asshole juices and spit them into my cum filled mouth and then I spit it back into yours and and carve a hole in your stomach and use the helicopter blade swapped cum as lubricant for me to fuck your stomach hole, or whatever.

    
    Ok but I'm not using the good helicopter blade.
15. 2020-01-30 at 8:24 AM UTC

    #8515
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ok but I'm not using the good helicopter blade.

    
    I wouldnt expect you to. Give me your worst.
16. 2020-01-30 at 8:30 AM UTC

    #8516
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Ahhhh another day of doing fuck all.
17. 2020-01-30 at 8:31 AM UTC

    #8517
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian Ahhhh another day of doing fuck all.

    
    What does a day of doing fuck all involve in your life?
18. 2020-01-30 at 8:37 AM UTC

    #8518
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    He. Fucks. Everything.
    
    All.
19. 2020-01-30 at 8:37 AM UTC

    #8519
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mmQ What does a day of doing fuck all involve in your life?

    
    Posting on here, seldom leaving my bedroom. Watching you tube vids. Trying to find a temporary job in this shit town.
20. 2020-01-30 at 8:38 AM UTC

    #8520
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Maybe I should get a job closer to home or move to a cheaper country. The rents in this city are way too damn high.