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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by WellHung What do u do?

    I have fun and get paid for it.
  2. Originally posted by WellHung This Term is your flavor of the moment, I see. I don't play partisan politics, Doug. You're just another red Texan, Even though you're not nearly wealthy enough to be voting Republican. You're also a hypocrite because I'm sure you've collected unemployment, welfare or food stamps at some point in your life…why is that?

    I was poor! I was on food stamps! And nobody helped me!
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Slower moving traffic should always keep right, regardless of speed limit, just the fact ma'am.

    Many roads (around Houston anyway) have "NO TRUCKS" painted on the left lanes, those interlopers still use it.

    This is some pussy shit. If you can't deal with trucks just get off the road?

    I mean I thought it didnt snow in Texas so how do you have so many snowflakes.
  4. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Cloaca party!!!
  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sage advice, I'll also add that if you happen to be a Mexican lawn care technician keep your beat up truck and trailer out of the left lane.

    Sometimes big vehicles need to be in the left lane. As long as they can drive it safely, it doesn't matter. If you're stuck behind one and in a rush, its your fault for not giving yourself time.
  6. Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Posting in a beaner thread. Remember guys, if ugly flatulent low IQ brown people stop liking you, it's time to ERASE yourself!

  7. Also lol @ hiding drugs from your partner

    So pathetic and low life. The one person you're supposed to be honest with and you lie about drug use to them? Suppose i shouldn't expect otherwise from a habitual cheater. Nobody should really trust Sudo with anything.
  8. Originally posted by Sudo my girlfriend checks my nose everytime she sees me.

    Everyone just shut up about drugs ok??? Ya'll are triggering me and I'm just tryna get through it one day at a time.

    I lost 3 suboxone 8s the other day. I have no idea where but I dont wanna tell my girlfriend or shell kill me

    >posts in BLTC

    >in a recovery thread

    >'stfu about drugs ur triggering me'
  9. Is it so bad to be going 5mph over instead of 10-15mph over?

    This morning I saw someone change lanes because someone slowed down to let a car turn. They turned into where the car was and almost got into a crash. They tried to avoid it by turning into their original lane, but of course thr car they were behind was there

    Just drive like a normal person who gives a fuck about safety. Stay in the lane you need to be in. Go at the speed of traffic. Don't be an impatient dumbass.
  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson OH yeah, I forgot about the imminent beheading…

    Is that a UK thing?
  11. Originally posted by CandyRein The joke I heard as a kid was exactly this joke but it was a white boy with chocolate frosting on his face from his mom baking a cake

    He went to each family member saying look I’m black and getting smacked .. and when the last person in the family smacked him he hated “crackas” already:)

    I heard the same story except the kid was a mexican and rightfully hated all other races from the start for being inferior
  12. Lanny should fix Firefox lazy fucking scrumb
  13. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Voters signing up for a party.

    Europe has informed citizenry making informed choices about their future, Africa and America have tribes voting for their ethnic representatives.

    Lol thats why you meme'd into brexit amirite
  14. Originally posted by Fuck Your World Why dont you just shut up. your type of humor comes off as crass and dumb n stuff.

    Like a 14yr old
  15. Winston tastes like a cigarette should

  16. Also i snapped my laptop in half last night

  17. Anyway here is a microwave that I shot the shit out of

  18. I need thanks for a story
  19. Originally posted by mmQ Sigh you say one thing to candy and then suddenly she changes her colors.:(

    And yes I have three rolls of starburst SHOVED up my asshole at any given time.

    I also suck men's penises and lick their assholes and love making out with them.

    She cannot handle anyone who doesn't speak 100% positive about her

    You cannot falter even once.

    Literally i just called her a nigger for lulz, not knowing she was like 2% black or whatever

    And she has never

    Ever

    EVER

    Forgotten
  20. Originally posted by mmQ Ok I'm just wondering. Please dont get defensive or weird. I'm saying, it affects how you are, and sometimes you literally cant help it.

    You can help it
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