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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Fat beaner

    You wish lol
  2. Originally posted by Kuntzschutz So what? Tabloids are on shit faster than your fake news networks often-times. They get there quicker often-times and are often more honest ironically.

    LOL
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fucking lol, you typed 5ft wrong Juan.

    Snowflakes typically prefer fiction to reality. Only short people think height is an issue.
  4. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A dolphin is far more "advanced" than a field mouse…both are animals though…just as a human is more advanced than a goat (excluding mexicans)…they are also both animals.

    Oh hey snowflake
  5. Originally posted by Octavian I think now I have that liver diagnosis subliminally engrained, I WILL NOT fucking drink this weekend, not for a while. I have this very dull feeling in my side also.

    Fucks sake I'm 29 years old.

    My friend's brother is 19 or 20 and one time he asked me if my stomach ever hurt so hard while drinking i had to lay down. Later he shit out blood and had some liver issues I forget. Another friend had a brother who I've never met that died at 32 after drinking a handle of liquor a day for years.

    Alcohol is some deadly shit. That's why I don't drink daily. I'll buy a bottle and drink till i finish but then i give it like a week or two before i get drunk again.

    Been 7 days now since i was last drunk but I may just get a single tallboy. Idk yet
  6. Originally posted by Sophie It's not a trick, in fact you're a trick. Is it also a trick when an alcoholic dies from complications due to alcohol withdrawel? Same goes for heavy benzo users. I've heard about people dying from dehydration due to opiate withdrawal. I'll let you imagine how that's possible.

    That's quite the trick.

    Lolwat? She's just talking about the downregulation. It tricks your mind into thinking you need it. Like 99.9% of people dont die of withdrawal. Especially not opiate withdrawals.
  7. Originally posted by tee hee hee Can't say i have ever help an old lady cross the street. But i did have to ask a couple of GIANTS to get something down from the top shelf for me. The grocery stores are very shortphobic.

    I mean, I'm only 6ft but I get asked to reach stuff all the time. How tall are you?

    They should at least have like a step thing or something for customers to use. Probably a liability though
  8. F is for fuck

    Fuck is best

    And it has a k in it
  9. Originally posted by CandyRein I think you’re looking for your fiend ex girlfriend and her pallet house pimp ..§m£ÂgØL…

    Are you describing yourself? I never loved you like you loved me
  10. Obama's mom was assassinated by Republicans
  11. Originally posted by -SpectraL A liberal can't think that far. What little part of their brains they have left starts to hurt really bad if they have to strain it with any second and third level thoughts.

    ^Canadian
  12. Originally posted by aldra instructions unclear downloaded first 3 seasons of SG1 instead

    Big mistke buddy

    Huge regret

    You will remember this moment for the rest of your life as the day you fucked up everything
  13. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'll tell you a truth maggot. A year after my son graduated there was a shooting at his high school. Those piss monkeys from the Westboro Baptist church showed up pulling there shit and taunted bullshit not unlike that. I was just driving into town for smokes and had no idea they were there when I left the house. That pack of smokes wound up costing me $1500 + court costs. But at least I wasn't the one in the hospital.

    What I'm saying is this. If I was sitting next to Netflxchillr and you said that to him you would need a doctor and I would need my criminal defense attorney. But we both know you would never have the balls to say that shit to a mans face.

    Literally threatening people on the internet. SO scary lmao. I doubt you did shit nigger. Show me the news article or kill yourself like you shoulda done when you was a baby
  14. Whatever you say, ok boomer
  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Canada either borrows American entertainers or sends their good ones to Hollywood where the real money is.

    No they don't.
  16. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You can't explain how water leaks out of your sippy cup when it falls over.

    Wat
  17. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just spent 2 hours puking into a toilet is that REAL enough for you??

    Sounds like a pussy who can't handle his drugs
  18. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Do you have a problem with ladies of the evening?

    Yes. It is a disgusting profession. CandyRein won't admit she turns tricks either. I think her pimp beats her
  19. Originally posted by Cheyes just buy another chromebook

    300-500 is the worthless range

    get a chromebook for cheaper, it's the same thing

    Lolwut. My last 500 dollar laptop lasted 8 years. Chromebook is fucking shit. Can't do anything but go on the internet.
  20. Originally posted by Netflxchillr yeah.. mkay….
    …then who would there be to protect you & other PUSSY asswipes from all the world's bad terrorists?!

    Your son is the terrorist. If he dies that is a +1 in my book.
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