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2020-01-30 at 8:53 AM UTC in Boy 7 beaten to death for refusing to wear girls clothes by "mother" in mexico
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I unironically wish I was gay
I wish I was more gay. I definitely wouldn't be in a gay relationship but man, would that make shit easy. Gay dudes in the west have it made.
Plus like, there's something to be said for homosexual sex. No woman will ever know a dick so intricately as a man. And vice versa. If you want a good blowjob you find a man. If you want your pussy eaten out you find a woman. -
2020-01-30 at 8:37 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentHe. Fucks. Everything.
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2020-01-30 at 8:21 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by mmQ Yes. But only if you wedge a helicopter blade so far up my asshole that it comes out of my mouth and a bunch of guys jizz all over the exposed blade and you lick it off and hold it all in your mouth then remove the blade from me and spit all the cum into my mouth and I hold it in while you tongue fuck my asshole to relieve the pain from the helicopter blade and then take my asshole juices and spit them into my cum filled mouth and then I spit it back into yours and and carve a hole in your stomach and use the helicopter blade swapped cum as lubricant for me to fuck your stomach hole, or whatever.
Ok but I'm not using the good helicopter blade. -
2020-01-30 at 8:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionCan we get an F in the chat for all our departed grandmas?
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2020-01-30 at 8:09 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-01-30 at 8:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-01-30 at 8:01 AM UTC in Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash
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2020-01-30 at 8 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-01-30 at 7:58 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by mmQ Do you have her email by chance? I love her. I think we would have a special connection.
Lol she doesn't use email. She forgot the password to her own computer so its just been sitting there for like 8 years.
Literally has dementia but she NEVER forgets to tell him when it's 420. Evidently she once called him from the hospital to tell him. -
2020-01-30 at 7:47 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentDo you know the reverse helicopter?
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2020-01-30 at 7:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionRelated: My friend lives with his grandma and everyday at 4:20pm she tells him its 420. It's hilarious. He gets annoyed and she just cackles from her room. Every damn day. She doesn't know how to phone either so I know she isn't setting alarms, she just watches the clock.
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2020-01-30 at 7:44 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentNow lets fuck
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2020-01-30 at 7:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionGood god the dispensary prices and marijuana laws here are so ridiculous and fucked.
They gave out licenses at a bidding. Limited amounts. They're doing another auction in March. There's a medical shop nearby that won't sell recreational till then lol. It just doesn't make sense.
My dealer sells for 40/8th of bud or 80-100/8th of wax. Shops sell bud at 50-60 and for some reason wax is 100 a gram???? It does have a 25% tax instead of a 15% tax but what the fuck. Also the place nearest to me is closed on Fridays. What kind of fuckass weed store is closed on Fridays. Shouldn't that be one of their busiest days?
Really hope it gets cheaper soon. Evidently in 2021 they hand out a bunch of licenses so I'll probably just wait till then. Can't really justify spending so much when my guy already has good stuff at low prices. -
2020-01-30 at 7:37 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-01-30 at 7:13 AM UTC in GTA IV appreciation thread
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2020-01-30 at 7:12 AM UTC in Artists you want to see live
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2020-01-30 at 6:50 AM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
Originally posted by Splam No. Trump raised a valid concern. With dick sucking it's either it happened or it didn't. Trump tries to get dirt on his opponent because his opponent is thoroughly dirty. And then raising these questions is election interference. Well no shit, of course they ought to interfere when a corrupt candidate is running for office.
All the dirt on Trump has already been exposed. Which is why they keep on making up new shit.
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2020-01-30 at 6:14 AM UTC in Want a laptop for 300-500
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2020-01-30 at 6:13 AM UTC in Boy 7 beaten to death for refusing to wear girls clothes by "mother" in mexico
Originally posted by aldra They're statistically something like 7x more likely to have 'domestic incidents' than any other group from memory
just angry people with low impulse control
On that note, gay men have the happiest relationships and lowest amounts of domestic violence.
Lesbians also cheat a lot while gay men tend to have open relationships.
Being a gay dude is like winning the lottery. If you're even moderately attractive you should know how easy it'd be to have gay sex. I imagine lesbians just wait around for the other to hit on them? -
2020-01-30 at 6:08 AM UTC in Want a laptop for 300-500
Originally posted by Corona-chan Windows is a brand of operating systems, not a hardware manufacturer you retarded beaner.
Didnt say it was, dunce. Apple OS is propriety though and only available on mac and iPhone. And its shit. The machines are underpowered for the price and they're designed to break. Just an awful brand to buy. Its for people who want to look a certain way instead of people who want a good machine.
Windows OS is the way to go. You will get more bang for your buck as long as you're not buying alienware or some shit.
Linux is for gays who kiss each other on the mouth.
