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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why would a guy busking in Taipei get paid in USD? Fucking lol

    More lies please sir.



    He traveled around
  2. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So life expectancy for Americans has increased for the first time in 4yrs, suicide rates are down, death by drug overdoes are the lowest in 28yrs, deaths by cancer are down.

    THANKS DONALD ANOTHER TRUMP VICTORY.

    Because of the ACA lol
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 60k Taiwanese dollars = $1978.47

    Fucking lol

    USD, retard. Nowhere did i say it was NTD
  4. Originally posted by mmQ I dont care about Monty python it's one kd those things I never got into, like star wars. I just know the BURN THE WITCH BURN HER thing and that knight getting his limbs cut off.

    You should start with life of Brian. Guarantee you'll laugh
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Well you have all day of doing fuck all to do it. I'll probably throw up tomorrow afternoon when I wake up. Havent eaten anything in 28 hours because I'm dumb. So I'll dry heave I guess. Or maybe not. It's going to be a day of getting high and doing fuck all myself. Except I'm going to do laundry and get internet again so I can start playing COD online and get lost in that addiction for a year but I'll at least quit drinking.

    Drinking good
  6. Originally posted by mmQ Imagine if we DID fuck. That would be interesting NiS storyline for people to get into for a while. Like when hts sucked scrons dick on cam that time and it was a big deal and now it's just normal.

    We may as well for the lulz. I can fly to you for a weekend and we can drink loads of whiskey and drink loads of weed with nonstop raunchy buttsex. No shaving. Thoughts?
  7. Watch that and after we can have booty
  8. Originally posted by mmQ Oh like snakes on a plane but the opposite

    Its a Monty Python sketch.

  9. Originally posted by mmQ Tapioca, yourself?

    Lol tapioca as well. Lets fuck.

    Seriously tho its so much better than the cups
  10. I used to know how to say 'my hovercraft is full of eels' in chinese but i forgot.
  11. Originally posted by mmQ Hi.

    Welcome. What is your favorite jello?
  12. Originally posted by Octavian Biographics, history, (Ancient Egypt, WW2.)

    Honestly those battlefield graphics get my dick hard.
  13. I don't work till 2pm so I'm sitting up drinking whiskey at 3am because for some reason i slept from 4-9pm
  14. Originally posted by mmQ Oh I didnt know Kobe gave the go ahead to fly. Is that why the chopper went down? Weather?

  15. Oh
  16. Originally posted by Fuck Your World we're now up to 1:72 of people dying.

    or is it 72:1?

    whatever

    Ehhh???

    How do you figure?

    132 deaths/7700 cases = 0.017% mortality rate
  17. If that sentence doesn't trigger you idk what will
  18. Originally posted by larrylegend8383 smaller

    Its disc

    For some reason floppy disk and compact disc spell dicks differently
  19. I talked to a busker in Taipei who said he was making 60k a year just playing his guitar by the markets every night. Rahoe if anyone is ever around there. The 7/11 by the entrance with the dumpling sho
  20. Originally posted by Wariat id much rather live like leonardo dicaprio in titanic and even be a street artist selling my shit on some ship from day to day life and really living than that shitty character in the suit.

    Honestly street artists make good money. But you need a license in a lot of cities.
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