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Posts by MexicanMasterRace

  1. Originally posted by Grylls noe eets bout y ur grampspas dik so beeg u fagiet

    lol haha fuck ur nmtoher hananaha
  2. Originally posted by CASPER When did u move back to the west coast?

    this morning fam i snt u the picks in your inbox checmk your home fone
  3. Originally posted by WellHung and u fucked her

    ya i fucked her so good
  4. Originally posted by Meikai

    lol gay faggot
  5. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You also look at other men's semen

    how do you think he got so hansum
  6. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They make chemicals that do the same thing

    The chemicals don't work as well.
  7. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My rice cooker is broken too. This new fangled technology is all garbage if you ask me. I don't need a microchip in my kettle or rice cooker to make it.

    I just need fire. I am good at surviving without electricity.

    From the comfort of his auto-piloted Tesla, the modern man remotely activates the SIMP based chip in his electric kettle. The signal from his phone will tell the SIMP kettle to lift itself to the sink, fill itself up, and heat up in time for the modern man to get home from work. This kettle makes waiting for coffee or a tea a thing of the past. Buy yours today!
  8. Originally posted by Grylls Why not have more slots in your toaster if need be?

    And what the hell is a garbage disposal?

    I put my rubbish in the bin and when its full I take it outside and depending what it is it goes in the black, brown or green bin to be collected

    The garbage disposal, dude. It's like a blender for your sink that chops up any little bits of food and keep your pipes from clogging.
  9. Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.--..-.-.--.-.-..............-.......................................................(b­anned) 'climate change' as it is being fomented by the commie pinkos is a fallacy.

    the planet doesnt have a giant thermostat…of course the climate changes. its been changing for four billion years

    prove it lol
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  11. Originally posted by Grylls You can get toasters which toast like 6 slices of bread or more nigga

    What other contraptions don’t you strange people use?

    WTF nigga that's like having 6 slices of bread standing up on your counter at all times. Why do you need SIX slots in your toaster when you already have an oven?

    Do you even have a garbage disposal?
  12. Originally posted by Grylls I was watching Traffic, part of it is set in Mexico

    Good movie

    Good country. You should come visit sometime. I will show you where the best tacos and zoos are, and we will drink tequila rusas in the sun.
  13. Originally posted by Narc We're not fags you fag


    .

    Well which did you vote for
  14. I only knew one dude with a toaster and that was in 1999. I think they're out of style now.

    Why do you need a whole device just for two slices of bread lol? It's silly. You can make a whole loaf of toast in the oven. You europeans are crazy
  15. Originally posted by larrylegend8383 He's received 3 unsolicited mail ballots and 4 positive covid test results without ever getting tested. Honestly, folks. Believe it. Why would Speedy lie?

    lol nice.
  16. Originally posted by Grylls Lol 😚

    I’m doing just fine, chilling with my lil dog and watching a movie

    wbu?

    Hell yeah that sounds chill. I was actually doing the same not too long ago.

    Gettin lifted rn haha bless xoxo
  17. Originally posted by Grylls I have a coffee machine also

    I guess this is a cultural thing, not having a kettle is like not having a toaster

    I don't have a toaster either nigga. I make toast in the oven. WTF is wrong with u?
  18. Which do you prefer?
  19. Originally posted by stl1 Tapioca…your favorite!


    bump
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker All countries have always had homelessness.

    Not in modern first world countries. They are provided housing through public owned institution and taxes on the rich. Nobody sleeps on the streets.
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