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2023-03-27 at 8:46 AM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny those knives and guns look nice but why would you want a grave marker that rusts ?
Grave marker is going to be brass, just need hardened steel for tooling. Working my way up to a full melt, which has me a little sketched out. But I have all the materials to get it done as soon as I find time and a place to do it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-03-27 at 1:14 AM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by aldra LOL, can those fire actual 30mm grenades
They fire 38mm rounds. Military uses 40mm, so it's 2mm between fun and felony. So long as I don't rifle the barrels and avoid loading anything designed to be shot at a person, we're gold.
If I wanted to kiss the ATF's ass, I could register them as destructive devices, and mill/rifle out those extra 2mm and load some buckshot or shards of glass if I so wanted to. God knows where I'd find a 40mm grenade, but it'd be legal to shoot some out of it if I registered it with the ATF. But me and Poast are happy launching fireworks for now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-03-26 at 11:27 PM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by Meikai I could barely remember why he took them down, so I was really just filling in the blanks in my memory with how I'd act. A sensitive soul such as myself might take videos of a dearly departed friend off the internet because of this, y'know? "In Memoriam: OMGPLZDNTBAN" with a picture of him and a bottle of OE dangling from his asshole doesn't meet my Sensitive Soul™ "somber & respectful" requirements for remembering the dead. He'd probably call me a fag for saying that tho.
Surprisingly, OMG wasn't really the type to call anyone a fag. His sense of humor was self deprecating, and he rarely said anything bad or mean about anyone else. He'd probably call you a fag in a loving way. -
2023-03-26 at 11:24 PM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what kind of pussy knives do you make ?
do you forge them like real men or do you just ground them down to shape like women and trans.
We made both types. Mostly grinding tranny knives, though. Shit's easier, but we only got into it because I was curious about heat treating steel for bigger and better projects--the fact we made some knives along the way is just a bonus. We made a few really cool knives, I'll let poast figure out uploading pics. He owes me that much, after his dad used carny tricks to walk off with the nicest knife I made.
His dad deserves it for the hustle, but damn if I wasn't salty in how he worked the conversation and basically told me I gave it to him while thanking me.
But the knives were a stepping stone towards building 38mm flare launchers, and those are a stepping stone in metalworking that's all going towards making my wife's grave marker. If I was smart, I'd have just sent the 3d designs to a machinist shop, but I'm dumb and after a half assed Google search, realized conventional grave marker suppliers don't offer much creativity and I'm like $10k in the hole learning skills some people spend their entire life honing just to leave a sign that my wife existed and was great. And odds are some tweaker's gonna steal it and melt it down for scrap. Such is life, amirite?
Originally posted by Meikai I'm HTS
LMAO, can't believe you never switched names and built a new reputation. It's been over a decade, and you're still the guy that got a hilighter stuck in his ass. You're the living embodiment of OMG telling me "can't live it down gotta live it up."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-03-26 at 10:50 PM UTC in ISO Poast's Trolling the Underworld video series
Originally posted by Meikai Or wait I think his friend passed and they didn't show his friend in the best light? That might have played a part in it.
There is no bad light you could possibly put OMG under. One time, he got white girl wasted and buttchugged a 40, which some of you may remember him bragging about--what I don't think anyone knows, is the very next day at work, OMG walked up to our manager and told him all about it.
I watched it happen, and was like "why the fuck would you tell our boss you buttchugged a 40???"
OMG just says something like "you're not gonna be able to live everything down. Some shit you're just gonna have to live up. People are going to hear about it, and I'm just cutting them off and making it sound cool."
The guy was an absolute monster.
He drunkenly told me a few times about how he wildly looked up to me and Poast being lawless little shits back in high-school, how he never understood how people can exist giving no shits and sowing chaos. I don't think he ever realized how hard he surpassed the edgy little teens me and Poast were back in the day. I had my gripes with the guy, but he really was too chaotic to hold a grudge against. Guy would just think "what's the funniest outcome of this bad situation" then turn off his brain and make shit happen.
Hate that he was an asshole to my wife, but otherwise he was a very endearing kid that deserved a lot better than what he got. OMG wouldn't give a solitary fuck about what people show or say about him, he'd be happy just knowing people are having a laugh even if it's at his expense.
I'm sure Poast already explained why he removed the videos, doubt it was over OMG being in them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-16 at 11:15 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Sudo did your wife really die? I remember you posted pictures together and looked like a good couple. She was busty with black hair and glasses and was beside you in a matching Halloween costume. If she's dead I'm sorry for your loss and hope you've found some solace
I appreciate it, bro. Without getting into too many details, because I'll just end up sounding like an angry and edgy fucking prick, she did legitimately die. I don't even know how she died. But I know how much her brain weighs and how her spleen reacts to being cut in half. Where's the fucking justice in that?
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I was a drunken dousche constantly hassling her for some months.
Hassling doesn't even begin to describe it, and it went on for over a year before you ran away to live with your parents in another state.
You should *really* just not talk about her ever again, bro. I'm doing my god damndest to not drive to Montanna and beat the ever living shit out of you right now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 4:10 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN We both agreed that a girl was about to kick our ass.
She had at least 100 pounds on us, and was FURIOUS. I don't think either of us had the balls to punch a fat woman at the time, so we both mutually knew if we stuck around for one of us to get grabbed, they'd be getting their shit kicked in by a fat woman. Some battles are only truly won through retreats.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 2:17 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Anyone have a funny anecdotal story to share? This thread has it all!
For work, we have to check in every hour by text in a group message. I just copy/paste the same message so I only have to write the new time every hour.
Well last week, I was looking up bizarre porn while working, and guess I copied one of the actress's names between the hours of 1am and 2am. At 2am sharp, I send the message "0200*name of pornstar that if you google it is just footage of her anally fisting herself*"
I hit send before even reading the message. Nobody has commented on the fuckup, so I'm hoping the other guys were sleeping or just didn't notice. Either way, I quit that job for unrelated reasons. Last day is this weekend.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-29 at 9:15 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Vitamin G 1- hydro failing to shoot herself in the head
Sounds pretty hard to fuck that up. My vote is for this story.
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN The fact you would make a wild claim that it was me who would do such unspeakable acts really shows what a piece of shit you are you degenerate fuck.
I thought this was a hate-free zone, bro. But whatevs, the story's still funny even if you're pretending it was me instead of you. You don't need to lie to kick it. You're the one that told me "if you can't live something down, you might as well live it up."
It was pretty inspirational when you marched into work the next day and preemptively told ALL of our coworkers about buttchugging a forty, so that you could frame it as bragging instead of allowing them to make fun of you for it. Whatever happened to the big swinging dick you used to be?
A true embarrassing story about me from back in the day is when me and you dressed up as Batman and Robin for the premiere of Dark Knight Rises. I'm pretty sure I never told you about what happened after the movie.
We showed up drunk. I had cans of beer loaded into my utility belt, and accidently burst one while we were walking over people to get to our seats. I accused the people I doused in beer of spilling their drinks on me.
Eventually I got blackout drunk before the movie ended, ditched you and sat in the aisle next to some girl so I could hold her hand. Don't remember shit after that, but I woke up naked in her bed the next day. She was PISSED at me for some reason.
I asked her what's up, and she's like "YOU SHIT IN MY BED!"
I look over all the evidence, and know I'm usually pretty good about not pissing or shitting myself while drunk. Look at the remains of my batman suit. Seems I must have sharted at some point.
I asked the girl if I took off the batman suit, and she said "no, it looked uncomfortable so I took it off for you."
I pointed out that it's obvious I sharted long before I got in her bed, so it's basically her fault there's skid marks in her bed. To this day I maintain my innocence in the crime of shitting the bed any time that story gets brought up.
Also to this day, I've never been able to sit through an entire showing of Dark Knight Rises without getting blackout drunk. I've seen it like 5 times, and still don't know how it ends. -
2020-06-07 at 11:31 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!+5318008
You gotta look at it upside down, though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 8:34 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Meh, you're the one going on political rants in a lolcat thread. Sounds like typical commie shit. I'm over this topic and bouncing. Hopefully OMG gets back soon to get this longest thread back on track.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-01 at 9:14 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN A lot of work but I save page 68. Radical shit posting terrorists tried to over take us but we hunkered down and did our duty. I thank everyone for their service. Both sides.
You're welcome. Me and the man who put it in my hood really came through here. Basically this thread would have never made it to page 69 without our high quality entertainment and efforts. We fucking rock.
You could learn a thing or two from us. I don't expect you to ever be half as funny or intelligent, but you could still learn a thing or two.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-02 at 4:59 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!OMG, you coward! Me and the man that put it in my hood salvaged this whole shitshow from the brink of failure, and you don't even acknowledge us in a personalized shout out. It's pretty bullshit of you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-03 at 7:51 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Dude, dad has never registered a gun in his life.
You sound like a communist. This is America, you don't register your rights. Hell, even Commiefornia doesn't require reporting transfers or serial numbers under certain conditions--such as a father giving a gun to his son, but you live in bumfuck Montana, and I could legally transfer a gun to you without any paper trail as easily as driving to you and handing it over. We could literally do it in the parking lot of the local police dept.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-03 at 8:24 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace …
Gosh, where did the guns touch you, son? It's all right little guy, they can't hurt you anymore.
Or are you just some sort of commie sympathizer, and got your panties in a twist because I used the term disdainfully? I gave you next to nothing to work with, but you've clearly got some sensitive perspectives you'd like to address if you're looking to project such broad and sweeping assumptions about my beliefs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-01 at 5:01 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood fuck you enjoy not being at 69 pages bitch
Fuck OMG, let's mutiny this shit into a successful thread--one that meets deadlines, one that has the 69 Sundays HE FUCKING PROMISED US, one that's not ONLY the longest, but also the GIRTHIEST. OMG may have laid some decent groundwork, but me and you, buddy, we're ushering in a golden age of obscenely long internet forum discussions.
Or at the very least, let's make a lot of noise about hijacking his shit then get bored and bail somewhere halfway through page 68, and then never let anyone forget how we turned this shitshow around and they should all be thanking us for quality we never provided. -
2020-05-25 at 5:36 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Man Poast and *edited* are haters.
"I could totally do better editing. I mean I'm not going to but I could."
It's not my job to motivate you to try a little harder. I had a lot of respect for your ambition with this project, and thought you were going to push yourself here. But instead, you settled for a disjointed mess and built a narrative that boiled down to cat-trafficing which I said was weak from the start. You asked me for criticism and advice for days, when you showed me your cut and I gave you solid advice to build a stronger narrative with a better build-up to "the reveal" that I already voiced was low hanging fruit, you brushed me off and released it everywhere anyways.Spend over four hours getting it all together and no one can do anything better.
I spent 8 hours getting my computer set up for audio and video editing and then hunting down all the the downloadable scraps you and poast sent me through Facebook, phone texts and YouTube videos because I had high suspicions you weren't going to have the work ethic to fulfill any real editing job. I had to work with absolute garbage, because you never authorized me to view any of the files you sent me over Google drive, and were passed out drunk when I had time to work on this and found out. I showed up late to work because I spent time I should have been sleeping working on your project.
I created my own footage to supplement yours, because I had an incoherent mess of low quality YouTube rips, text message downloads and Facebook uploads. You told me you'd be out of town and there was no rush to do work on my end, so I took that as an opportunity to *not* expedite giving you a demo of what you *could* be pulling off.
The very next day, I'm sleep deprived, grumpy and worn out from working on your shit in an effort to get you to keep pushing yourself, and you send me your cut. It's disjointed, it's absolutely rare as shit that the clips reflect anything to do with the audio, 90% of the footage is just reused from other videos you half assed, you include "the reveal" that the character you're portraying is just a cat-smuggler and answer ALL the mysteries of story halfway through--before the questions are even raised. Casper's final "meltdown landlord" call falls flat as shit, because the audience already knows the answers to everything he's mentioning.
And Casper was your fucking leading man here, selling it fucking fantastic, but for some reason you decided to interrupt his progressive descent into madness with some dude's rant talking about undressing people with your eyes? You definitely rounded up a great group of hilarious people to provide you with some hilarious audio, but instead of giving them the justice of a coherent narrative and footage fitting the slow boil of madness, you just slammed it all together and rode the coat tails of their talent.
Then, you ask me for critical advice on how to make it better, disregard me, release it, and when it doesn't catch as much attention as you anticipated, you keep fucking calling me for advice and trying to guilt me into doing the editing work FOR YOU ON AN ALREADY RELEASED PROJECT. I have tried telling you this TWO fucking times tonight. You keep baiting me to do the work you should have done to begin with.
What is the fucking point here? It's out. I hope you're happy with what you made. I *really* don't want to have to shit on you. This was the coolest thing you've done in years, and I hope you keep at it because you'll probably get better. You're willingness to embarass yourself is a real strength here, and it's obvious you have some solid people backing you up. Get it, son.
But seriously, fuck you for trying to bully me into doing the work you signed up for. Learn to rely on your own skills, and if you don't have them, build them up. You could have done better, I'd have helped you refine it, but it's out in the wild now. Nobody wants to see a rehash. You come at me with another good idea, and I might work up the motivation to dive in again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-28 at 12:13 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-05-22 at 11:42 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!But dude, look at it! It even has a little tail! OMG is slipping in his old age or alcoholism. Might be time he retires from the lolcat business. He posted an undoctored photo of literal shit, and with a few strokes of paint I turned that motherfucker into an exact replica of a living breathing cat indistinguishable from the real thing.
OMG GET BENT!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-27 at 6:23 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!