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The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-10-28 at 12:37 AM UTC
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2019-10-28 at 12:38 AM UTCmlk was gang which is why gangs all hang out on his namesake streets all over the country
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2019-10-28 at 12:46 AM UTC
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2019-10-28 at 2:26 AM UTCDamn. This is a pretty cool thread. What do you guys think? I'm just a dumb simpleton but he might just pull it off.
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2019-10-28 at 2:29 AM UTCI feel like someone is trying to step onmy lucrative LOLcat franchise.
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2019-10-28 at 3:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Get one of your buddies to join the thread and have him request a LOLcat for you. There's a bigger goal here than free 100% custom LOLcats.
We need to keep our eye on the prize. Help me help you.
You're like a Carnival Barker who hands you a shitty prize and says "Oh, you have to drop more dollars and win for that prize"
I'm contacting Ripoff Consumer's Press
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2019-10-28 at 3:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Thanks for being a part of THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!
You have a long way to go homie.. a long long way
You need more material like this if you want to hit the upper thousand posts teir.
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2019-10-28 at 3:47 AM UTCFolks, I gotta admit I've seen much worse threads
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2019-10-28 at 4:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by Greenspam You're like a Carnival Barker who hands you a shitty prize and says "Oh, you have to drop more dollars and win for that prize"
I'm contacting Ripoff Consumer's Press
I hadn't heard the term 'barker' used in a long time and it LIKE TOTES reminded me of this shooting game I used to love for the NES called Barker Bill's Trick Shooting.
Just a variety of silly carnivalesque shooting games like shooting balloons or saucers before they hit this lady on the head. Maybe youre familiar with it.
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2019-10-28 at 4:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by Greenspam You have a long way to go homie.. a long long way
You need more material like this if you want to hit the upper thousand posts teir.
https://niggasin.space/thread/23821?p=306#post-874425
Originally posted by Greenspam You're like a Carnival Barker who hands you a shitty prize and says "Oh, you have to drop more dollars and win for that prize"
I'm contacting Ripoff Consumer's Press
You got a free 100% custom LOLcat.
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2019-10-28 at 4:35 PM UTCThread's getting longer guys! Woo Hoo!
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2019-10-28 at 4:56 PM UTCthis thread deserves an emmy
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2019-10-28 at 8:05 PM UTC
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2019-10-29 at 4:58 AM UTCI don't know about you guys but I'm having a lot of fun in this thread. What's the next subject to talk about?
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2019-10-29 at 5:55 AM UTC
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2019-10-29 at 2:56 PM UTCI will tell a story in this thread. Next poster picks it
1- hydro failing to shoot herself in the head
2- what its like to hitchhike
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2019-10-29 at 2:59 PM UTCwhat about that time you ate hydros ass like a starving african child eating a 5 star meal
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2019-10-29 at 3:14 PM UTC
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2019-10-29 at 3:15 PM UTCyou missed out
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2019-10-29 at 3:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead Tell the story of that one time you buttchugged a forty. Or any other story from the era. You gotta entertain the masses if you're intending to actually make the longest thread on the internet.
Dude, that was you. You were trying to leave a party and as a goof we decided you needed to take goodbye shots with all of us. You got hammered and randomly said you'd try to buttchug a fourty. We said there's no way you could but it'd be cool. Then you wanted $50 for the act. You set yourself up against a couch and couldn't find your own asshole and wanted us to help guide it in. No one wanted to partake so you went next door where your drug addicted girl friend you always called Ho-zilla was passed out on pills. She wanted no part of it either so you promised her McDonalds in the morning if she'd help shove a fourty in your butt.
So you came stumbling back and finally got the fourty in your butt but couldn't buttchug any of it. With shame all over your face you asked for your $50. The guy tells you that since you didn't butt chug as promised he wasn't going to pay you. You then took a wild swing at him but was so drunk you just fell on your face. In a desperate attempt to save face you downed the rest of the fourty that was just in your butt.
Last I heard you woke up to Ho-zilla doing the laundry she had just done the day before. She says she woke up to you pissing all over the pile of clean clothes and when she asked you what you were doing you replied, "I have to do what I need to do." Or some stupid shit like that.
The fact you would make a wild claim that it was me who would do such unspeakable acts really shows what a piece of shit you are you degenerate fuck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
