Thanked Posts by My Wife Is Dead

1. 2019-11-01 at 4:31 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Nope. Not Jimmy buddy. I have a unisex name.

   
   Bridget is not a boy's name, no matter what your twisted parents told your sheltered ass.
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Vitamin G I started writing a story but I got tired. Maybe I need another thanks.
   
   And have I mentioned how great this thread is? I mean WOW

   
   I think you're taking us for a ride so you can get thanks, but whatevs.
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2. 2019-10-27 at 4:05 AM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by STER0S lanny doesn't want to self-incriminate himself

   
   So basically, Lanny's silence is an abstract nod to do what needs to be done.
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3. 2019-10-27 at 4:10 PM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN We both know you're randomly trying to start some high school drama.

   
   Facebook friendships used to mean something. I thought we were homies.
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4. 2019-10-27 at 5:50 AM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I'm trying to spam here bro. We don't need that talk here.

   
   Fucking fite me you baby back bitch. You think you can unfriend me on facebook and get away with it?
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5. 2019-10-27 at 4:38 PM UTC in San Francisco Bay Area Blackout at 5pm
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont californians love environments and are CO2 fearing people.

   
   No, the voters just love *believing* they're good environmentalists. They'll ban the use of natural gas for the poor, and shut down inexpensive but non-renewable energy sources to make it look like our emissions are lower--but the counties just leach dirty power from neighboring states at a price increase for the average joe.
   California is a shitshow, but I think you already knew that and just being ironic.
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6. 2019-10-24 at 9:11 AM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country This. There's something pathetic about wanting to do the same thing at 30 as you did at 15.

   
   And there's NOTHING pathetic about sporting Rainbow Dash as an avatar.
   
   

   Originally posted by CASPER BHL 4 Lyfe

   
   There's a ride or die bad bitch.
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7. 2019-10-26 at 7:42 AM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Poast The boys and I know how to revive a community, we all go way back as movers and shakers.

   
   Not to take the wind out of anyone's sails or anything, but isn't moving and shaking what wore Zok down? Honest question, because I legit don't even remember why Zoklet closed down.
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8. 2019-10-26 at 6:54 AM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Poast We're just trying to bring back the Regulator Party, the Butthole Ladies, and Trolling The Underworld. No big deal.

   
   Sounds pretty gay, tbh. Count me in, I guess. Fuuuuck.
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   • Poast, 
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9. 2019-10-24 at 10:08 PM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
   My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Vitamin G I feel sorry for your daughter.

   
   Same here.
   
   

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Poast is a real fuckup and just an all around bad person

   
   Poast and I were joking last night that people might still think we're the same person. Good to know tradition is still alive around these parts.
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10. 2019-10-24 at 8:48 PM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Tell your daughter she has shit taste.

    
    lulz. Nah, won't be doing that. She wouldn't even be phased by it, and probably accuse me of being weird for even having this conversation. I can hear it now--"Ponies are for girls, daddy. You're not allowed to talk about them."
    And I wouldn't even be able to debate her logic, because MLP is well and truly for little girls.
    
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have she lost her Virginity ?

    
    Have we really fallen so far from grace that this is a serious question, or am I expecting too much subtlety from trolling these days?
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11. 2019-10-24 at 7:11 PM UTC in Poast Asks Lanny The Big Questions
    My Wife Is Dead Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Name a better pony I dare you.

    
    My daughter prefers Rarity, and I trust the target audience's judgement over what I'm assuming is a grown man sporting pony iconography years past the time it was even remotely trendy to be repping MLP.
    
    

    Originally posted by Sudo what 5he fuck is good in scumbolt?

    Damn, that's a hilarious term I've never heard for this shithole. I'm stealing that.
    And not shit's good here. Thought I escaped, and for 5 fucking years that was true, but now I'm back in it and neck deep in tweakers and burnouts. Fuck this place, but I still have bridges to burn out here.
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