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2019-10-22 at 10:28 PM UTC in Kelogg's launches LGBT cereal
Originally posted by aldra 'frosted' flakes
you know what's funny? look into the history of Kelloggs. it's always been a puritanical Christian operation, Corn Flakes were made intentionally bland to discourage gluttony and they backed all sorts of projects to stop masturbation, sex before marriage etc
He was a fan of putting little metal rods to make it hard to get an erection (so you couldn't masturbate) and also using acid to burn a woman's clitoris. Also some stuff with electrocution. I think he actually wrote a book on it. This stuff goes through my mind every time I eat cereal because I tend to look at the box, so now I don't eat cereal anymore. -
2019-10-22 at 10:22 PM UTC in Lanny Is No Longer One Of Us
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2019-10-22 at 10:21 PM UTC in Did existence begin or is it eternal?
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2019-10-22 at 10:20 PM UTC in Lanny Is No Longer One Of UsAs a black man who has spent a considerable amount of time talking to mq, he is one of the least non-racist people I know. Stupid cracker.
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2019-10-22 at 10:17 PM UTC in Dump idiot TrumpMy 5 year old cousin is literally more eloquent than Trump.
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2019-10-22 at 10:17 PM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
Originally posted by mmQ I wish I was kidding when I told you that a mild chunk of people from Florida, upon me telling then I'm from North Dakota, think that that is a territory in Canada.
This isn't quite the same thing but I once met up with two people who didn't know what the Soviet Union was, and I had to reconsider the life decisions that lead me to that point. -
2019-10-22 at 10:15 PM UTC in Goodbye guys
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz That's okay, you don't represent the beaners well at all. Despite their flaws, it would be very easy to find one way cooler than you to represent them here. Most of them aren't autistic enough to sign up though they usually have a life and don't just go around pretending to on sites like this.
So why don't you just mind control me to get me off the site then? -
2019-10-22 at 10:14 PM UTC in Giving up on this book"The first cigarette of the morning is the best," Wren said. "That's the one that wakes you up. It's the only cigarette that matters."
"Well..." Sudo paused to take a puff. "What about the second and third cigarette? Those are pretty good too. And the last one's not bad either."
"Oh the last one's the worst."
"The worst?" Sudo questioned.
"The worst," he reiterated. "The last cigarette of the day is truly a dreaded thing. It's the tired cap to yet another night on this awful fucking planet. But the first? The first cigarette has hope. You can step outside and think of things like: 'Maybe it'll get better today. Maybe today I'll quit smoking. Maybe today I'll meet the girl of my dreams'. The last cigarette has no maybes. It's cold and dark and depressing, and there's no hope of quitting with it. There's no hope of anything."
"Yeah, okay," Sudo said. His face flickered with orange as Wren struggled to light another cigarette. They had been smoking all night.
"The second is alright though. Third one too. It's just that last one I don't like." Wren stared down at the floor. A cat meowed in the distance. "Hey, can you pass me another beer?"
"Sure."
The two sat for some time, contemplating which cigarette of the night would be their last. Wren hoped to at least get another five in.
"Hey I think it's happening," Sudo said. "Look."
Wren half-sat out of his chair, glancing briefly at the sky beyond the window. "Oh yeah, it's happening alright. Pass me the lighter would you?"
"How long do you think it's going to take?"
"I don't know."
"Really though, how long?" Sudo asked. "An hour, two?" The sky was quickly turning to a vibrant yellow. Wren stood up to close the curtain.
"I think less than that. Maybe just a few more lines of dialogue. I was watching the news this morning and they said it could be a matter of seconds."
"Oh. Okay." The thought of having a beer passed briefly through Sudo's head, but he had already decided that he wouldn't. It was best to stay in Allah's good graces during these final moments.
"So is there anything you want to talk about? Anything at all?" Sudo wiped the sweat from his brow. The room was getting hotter.
"No," Wren said, taking a long pull from his diminishing cigarette. "I think this is it though."
"Is it?"
"Yeah," he said, scratching at his beard. "Well, no. One more. I'll have one more. You have that lighter again?"
"Sure man. Anything." Sudo handed over the lighter, wishing it was a BIC. Why hadn't they gotten a BIC?
Wren cupped his hands over the faithful stick and took a drag, making the room glow orange for the last time, as they drifted slowly, but surely, into the sun. -
2019-10-22 at 9:31 PM UTC in Did existence begin or is it eternal?
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2019-10-22 at 9:31 PM UTC in Giving up on this book
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Meh, writing is a skill that requires a lot of practice. Just writing you're already way closer to success than someone who's all like "I will write a book and it will be awesome - one of these days".
And most of writing is re-writing.
Yeah I know. I've already published, and I've definitely improved since starting this one but it's hard to throw away what is essentially a complete book. 47k is a lot to just chuck in the trash.
Originally posted by Sudo post an excerpt
No, I don't post that shit here. You're not getting a chance to fuck over my monthly royalties. -
2019-10-22 at 8:55 PM UTC in Will you accept the chip?
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal /pol/ literally has government and military insiders posting inside info days before anyone in the news gets a word of it
it is the vanguard of political and social informational awareness
Lol no it's not. It's a right wing propaganda machine. It's cute that you believe everything you read on there though. -
2019-10-22 at 8:53 PM UTC in Did existence begin or is it eternal?I think I have lost brain cells from these last few posts.
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2019-10-22 at 8:51 PM UTC in Will you accept the chip?
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2019-10-22 at 8:51 PM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
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2019-10-22 at 8:50 PM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
Originally posted by RottenRobert Trump is in denial of reality
Donald Trump Tells Sean Hannity He’ll “Terminate” New York Times, Washington Post (Subscriptions, That Is)
President Donald Trump appeared on Fox News’ Hannity for an hour-long interview Monday night, and as you would expect, there was some bashing of the “fake news” media.
One comment particularly stuck out, when host Sean Hannity suggested the media wasn’t making a bigger story about Joe Biden and what his son, Hunter, did on the board of a gas company in Ukraine.
Trump responded by calling the media “corrupt,” before announcing the White House would “terminate” The New York Times and The Washington Post. In context, it appeared Trump was referring to the physical subscriptions, not pulling the press access of the two papers.
“We don’t even want it in the White House anymore,” Trump told Hannity. “We’re going to probably terminate that and The Washington Post. They’re fake.”
Hide your head in the sand Donald….
Where's the context for him talking about the physical subscriptions? -
2019-10-22 at 8:46 PM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
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2019-10-22 at 8:43 PM UTC in New 'tine product
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2019-10-22 at 8:41 PM UTC in Giving up on this bookIt's like ~47,000 words long and it's something I've been working on since 2015. I have published other books in this time but I've been determined to get this one out for some reason. Not anymore. I will Frankenstein's monster the shit out of it and implant the good lines into other works. Or maybe I'll wrap it up into neat sections for social media.
Dunno but I'm tired of this story. It's way too convoluted because I didn't plan any of it and tried to make it as ridiculous as possible. Not going to give it away but there are characters named stuff like "Hippo" and "Doctor Salsa". At one point, kitchen appliances invade through an inter dimensional tear caused by aliens having gay sex. For some reason I made myself (the narrator) the antagonist so there is some weird 4th wall breaking shit where I threaten to end the book, which would end the protagonist's existence. She's also supposed to be looking for someone as her 'call to action' but I never actually materialized this, she just gets lost and ends up mixed in a lot of wild shit. -
2019-10-22 at 8:31 PM UTC in Will you accept the chip?
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2019-10-22 at 8:30 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
