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Posts by Vitamin G

  1. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š No. Thats the point. I feel kind of embarassed making my mom spend a half hour unclogging the toilet every other day though (Crouton makes me constipated and shit out boulders) so Ive been eating fiber pills to try to not shit like a stone golem. Also I have OCD so doing unclean things makes me panic and my parents understand this. Im sure one day ill find a lovely woman willing to do basic things for me to support her babydaddy since Im like an endless source of free entertainment

    Fiber is not going to help with that. Crouton is loaded with fiber. More fiber =/= perfect shits. More fiber = firmer shits. You're just compounding the issue, try taking magnesium citrate instead. It's what all the brainsmart opioid addicts do.
  2. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I hope I have stopped having nightmares where I have to go back to secondary school.

    Even driving past that place fills me with horror.

    Sometimes I have weird memories of being back in my elementary/jr high/highschool where it's like a huge maze and I'm completely lost even though I know those exact hallways and classrooms, and I can't seem to escape no matter how hard I try.

    I'm pretty sure dreams are just the discarded leftovers of our thoughts and that this is somehow related to wanting to go back to college.
  3. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    also the cat is Chootie's ghost
  4. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I think South American girls in general look great. We need to encourage them to immigrate, and the fellas stay at home and fuck their donkeys or whatever they do.

    Like I said, scared of competition. We can and will take the absolute hottest bitches.
  5. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Average white person





  6. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Idk, ive heard a lot about selener the beaner from Bill Krozby and i dont care for what ive heard

    Heard? Who cares about what you hear. What do you SEE?
  7. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Which makes me even more of an expert since I have endless abundant access to visuals of women.

    you're one of those guys who fucks women for the sake of having sex, even if they're kind of ugly or only semi-attractive.

    You've never even held hands with a girl ya fag.
  8. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    What do you guys think about Selena Gomez? I've had a crush on her since I was like 14. She's got that girlish cute face

  9. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š I live like a king. Ive washed dishes or done the laundry like once in my life, unclogging a toilet or taking the trash out never, etc.

    Thats pretty sad if true. You're a grown man. Least you could do is help your mom with cooking, cleaning, random house chores, and doing your own fucking laundry. Don't you feel embarrassed having your mom fold your tightie whities?
  10. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood So it's safe to assume you are all thiefs

    No we just have a silver tongue

    Both in and out of the sheets ;)
  11. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Mexicans have the hottest guys and girls in the entire world, and we have strong and inviting personalities. That's why so many dudes are intimidated by us. We WILL steal your women.
  12. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    As if Europeans don't live in slums just as bad.
  13. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    chill
  14. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Op has expressed on many occasions he’s attracted to animals
    Perhaps that’s why he lives like a pig

    I hear men tend to look for partners that have the qualities of their mother
  15. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra is it just me or does Andrew Yang look like a Chinese Nicholas Cage

    Well now I can't unsee this
  16. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Africa was the powerhouse of civilization for quite a long time. They were experienced sailors in a time when Europe didn't even have kingdoms. They really were kings.
  17. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Like a time machine or am I gonna be a 20something in highschool lol
  18. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Dunno where the cat fucking came from but I am in full support of this crusade against racists.
  19. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Fuk off i dont like the blacks
  20. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Rofl

    Ot

    7 1/2

    hey nigger
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