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2019-10-23 at 4:15 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by DietPiano I like Sam Adams and craft beers, meaning ~5-6% ABV and have enough flavour going on to where it doesn't taste strong yet hollow and crappy like Budweiser, which I used to like.
Commodity beers are better in their lite form, like bud or busch lite, which Iowa has a weird obsession with for some reason. I even heard someone say that in a bathroom a few days ago at a wedding party. I haven't really been able to tell a difference between the two, but busch is more "country".
I don't like drinking anymore though, although I learned a month ago that I think I like wine better than beer after buying my first bottle when coming off meth. I need to try a 4loko soon to cross it off the list though.
4loko is shit. Wine better if ur not poor -
2019-10-23 at 2:09 PM UTC in Are jedi's terrible people?
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2019-10-23 at 2:06 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2019-10-23 at 4:44 AM UTC in My goal
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2019-10-23 at 3:46 AM UTC in My goalYour freezer is absolutely tiny
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2019-10-23 at 3:44 AM UTC in Are jedi's terrible people?jedis are just like anyone else.
The state of Israel is a different story. But most jedis are not zionists.
Funny how racists tend to hate jedis while exhibiting similar attributes to zionists and other conservatists/radicals like ISIS.
Like I said, everyone is the same. Stupid is stupid and Mexicans are the master race. -
2019-10-23 at 3:40 AM UTC in Timezone keeps resetting back to UTC for me
Originally posted by Lanny what OS/browser? I assume it resets when you change something on your profile?
Chrome and Chrome. Yeah, hate me bitch. I hate it too.
Seemingly happens for no reason. I don't think I've changed anything. Maybe when i did my avatar but that was a few days ago and this last time was just this morning. -
2019-10-23 at 3:38 AM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
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2019-10-23 at 3:37 AM UTC in Would you rather have a strong jawline with chubby cheeksMq go read my story and thank it ok i need your validation
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2019-10-23 at 3:21 AM UTC in BluejaysSo yes they are beautiful, but let me begin by saying that Bluejays are Nature's supreme assholes.
They are very mean and really cruel. We had a male & female bluejay pair who my wife and I fed at our bird feeder every day. We loved them because bluejays are gorgeous; beautiful shades of Robin Egg Blue mixed with Sky Blue and Cobalt.
I walked out into my backyard one fine morning in my pajama bottoms, flip-flops, an old concert t-shirt and holding my cup of coffee. At the feeder was this adorable little finch. I marveled at the subtle beauty Nature had imbued it with while it fed and twittered adorably.
Out of nowhere, the male bluejay appeared and dive-bombed the finch, knocking him to the ground. The finch was stunned unconscious. As it lay on the ground, the bluejay swooped down and pecked both of his eyes out. The finch regained consciousness, started flying blindly in panic, and smacked into the wall of our house breaking its wing on impact. It flopped around helplessly, blind and broken, on the ground while the bluejay just stood hopping around it. The bluejay didn't peck it to death though it easily could have. No, it just stood there staring; relishing and gloating in the little finch's suffering.
I couldn't let the little finch suffer so I went over to pick it up. THE DAMN BLUEJAY STARTED DIVE BOMBING ME AND GOING FOR MY EYES! I was so pissed, I mean, I fed that damn thing every day and this is how it treats me?
I ran inside to put on my motorcycle helmet for protection, but couldn't find it. So I grabbed my wife's pink helmet instead as well as a tennis racquet. My wife was in the bathroom brushing her teeth. In my peripheral vision I saw her toothbrush stop moving and toothpaste begin to drip from her bottom lip as she stared at me in utter confusion as I strode past her like some sort of homeless gay stormtrooper.
I went outside and that evil bluejay immediately dive-bombed me again! It put a big scratch right across the visor, clearly still going for my eyes. Now it was personal. This bluejay had betrayed me. It was out for blood. It attacked again and suddenly I was livid with anger and adrenaline. I started flailing wildly with my racquet until I felt it connect. <POOF>, the bluejay fell to the ground, dead, in a shower of beautiful blue feathers that glinted in the morning sun.
Just then my wife ran out screaming and yelling at me in horror. All she had seen was me exploding the bluejay as if it was Oberyn Martell's head. I was trying to explain it was going for my eyes, but out of nowhere the female bluejay appeared and started attacking both of us. We immediately ran inside for protection. Safely in our home, my wife turned to me and screamed, "Look what you did! Now she blames me as well for killing her mate!".
Anyways, we got divorced a few months after that (deeper issues than bluejays). About that same time I noticed that the female bluejay had already found a new mate. About that same time I found out my ex-wife had found a new mate as well.
I guess my point is... bluejays. -
2019-10-23 at 3:13 AM UTC in Choking women during sex
Originally posted by CandyRein Da fuq is knife play ..you donβt play with knives lol
Some people like tp be cut. I saw an interview once of a dude who purposely shot himself TWICE while masturbating because that's what got him off.
I think when your fetish starts to become lethal you need to slow the fuck down. I'm not into choking. I've refused to do it before. Like I'll pin a girl down and put some pressure on her neck, but no fucking way am I doing anything that leaves marks. -
2019-10-23 at 3:07 AM UTC in What do extraterrestrials look like?ET phone home?
Mechanical monstrosities?
Gaseous silicone based monarchies?
Little green men?
Mere protozoa? -
2019-10-23 at 3:05 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..On topic I feel fantastic. I want to write another short for nis. Any ideas?
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2019-10-23 at 3:05 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by aldra it's absurd to even consider something like this before a kid's gone through puberty
I don't know how I ended up in this tranny rabbithole
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/oct/11/transgender-prisoner-who-sexually-assaulted-inmates-jailed-for-life
> rapes women, gets caught
> identifies as woman, gets sent to womens' prison
> rapes women in prison
this gay/tranny fixation has to be some kind of prank
Don't tell Bill Krozby -
2019-10-23 at 2:58 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π10mg is nothing nigga
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2019-10-23 at 1:54 AM UTC in why are blacks such abject failures?
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2019-10-23 at 1:39 AM UTC in Dumb Englishman marching ignorantly through cartel territory
This guy just got to Bolivia and it's hilarious to watch him fumble with Spanish. He's such an asshat. In this video they warn him that they burn people around there. Then later some cartel dudes show up (you can tell by the bikes) and take pictures of his passport, and tell him to leave in 30 minutes. As he films them the whole time.
In another video they told him not to go down some street because 'they'll kill you for your camera'. He's going to get mugged or killed before he leaves Bolivia. This shit is just dumb as hell. -
2019-10-23 at 1:34 AM UTC in why are blacks such abject failures?
Originally posted by Daily I don't hate niggas necessarily because our psychology and behaviour is irrevocably influenced by our (non-consenting) biology (personality has a genetic variance of .5) so niggas are cursed with characteristics that are incompatible with western civilisation (an extended phenotype of indigenous Europeans who differ significantly in their capacity for impulse control, long-term planning and innovation) so I don't get mad at niggas for murdering and raping and vandalising and destroying their own communities let alone any community they encounter
I get annoyed at the traitorous elites and their brainwashed puppets (I would rather be allied with a normal Black person than a brainwashed, leftist, pathologically altruistic White faggot) for forcing me (non-consentually) to be living among them
Niggas would be far happier living among their own kind and creating their own societies rather than attempting to compete with Whites and Asians in the socioeconomic sphere where they're destined to underperform (on average). The transracial Minenosotta study, 100+ years of IQ testing (IQ correlates with life outcomes) as well as their overrepresentation in crime (even in countries where they have no history of slavery) is enough evidence for me, not to mention my own anecdotal experience of growing up with niggas confirms this to the point where I'm gonna need multiple datasets of hormonal indicators, quantified behavioural output, localised analyses and 150+ IQ philosophy (at least explicated by sploo) to come at me in order for me to change my mind
I am always open to changing my mind in light of new evidence but my perspective on this is far too solidified for you to take my opinion lightly
Do you think this is a fucking game
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2019-10-23 at 12:24 AM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Eloquent β Effective
Yeah, obviously. You know what else? Grass =/= Garbanzo beans.
Why the fuck would I say a 5 year old is effective you utter goddamn retard? If my 5yr old cousin were president she'd definitely do a better job though. Hell, we could flip a coin and it would still make better decisions than Donald "Π’ΡΠΏΠ°Ρ ΡΠ»ΡΡ Π°" Trump. -
2019-10-23 at 12:05 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πObviously not if your mom is still unclogging the toilet regularly because of your fat shits.
