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Posts by Fuck Your World

  1. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm not going in through the front door.

    That's just to the property line of everlasting paradise. that gate is the only way in.. and it's not the front door to heaven.. its more like G-d's estate. his front yard.. spiritually speaking. it may look like a gate and you may see paradise peaking around the corner of St Peter. but I can assure you, You're not scaling G-ds fence. too high and it's just not happening.
  2. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby if you know how to do all of that stuff you should be able to just play the bass by ear / sheet music.

    the fret count is only 5 so yes, it is easier in theory but I don't have alien fingers and it hurts stretching them the way a bass player has to do so. But I have thick large hands with stubby fingers. not everyone is fit for playing. I could get a smaller fret board.

    Why dont you learn to play guitar or bass as you claimed you have the instruments
    Make a video of you playing something.
  3. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rrr I used st.johns wort before. Its a pretty good antidepressant but it gives me psychosis if i take it for too long

    Why do you do what you do?

    Stop getting high and grow the fuck up. Get a student loan and go to college. at least community for the first 2 years.

    What the fuck is wrong with you? find better friends that drink moderately and go meet a woman at a starbucks or college or some shit.
  4. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby why its not like you'll learn how to play them just like you never learned how to play the bass or the guitar

    I have learned how to read sheet music back in gradeschool. I used to play Viola in the 5th grade. I played Suzaphone in 7th grade.

    I started to take drums in 9th grade but got kicked out 3 months in and forced to go to a shitty continuation school for the rest of the year.

    I have learned to play piano a little bit.

    But you're right, I have a Fender Bass sitting next to the bed-stand. Maybe I'll learn tabs instead. seems easier.
  5. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rrr Stimulants: benzedrex
    Depressants: Aacohol
    Opioids: immodium
    Dissociatives: robitussin
    Psychedelics: morning glory seeds
    Deliriants: benadryl
    Cannabinoids: nutmeg
    Inhalants: duster

    So yeah you can try every class of drug at your local grocery store and become an experienced psychonaut. This is the starter pack to a world of mental exploration, think of trying all of these as free trials for the drug classes

    Crazy. Duster has added a bitter chemical for huffers to because sick and no longer desire huffing their products.

    It's pretty sad, I had a brother who huffed paint back in the 80s. crazy fucker he was.


    also, in the tradition of your pre-iterated website totse.com You should have place a disclosure as it being for Information purposes only.


    kill yourself sploo. and Will your drum kit to me.
  6. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ If you had a babby and had it in a dark room with its mom and dad and they never left but they never talked, what do you think the babby first words would be ? Or would it not even try?

    they make mouth sounds and Ma is for Mom because she has breast and feeds the baby which is kind of a kissing smack sound

    MaMamama

    they look at dad and go Bababa or dada and it's saying "Don't feed me" like no no no. bleyeck"

    that's my unedumacated guess.. but the Mother part is probably a fact. the child calls the mother by a sense of hunger for her milk bags.
  7. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Real pros will swish it around in their mouth to clean it off before they pop it back in

    that's an eyeball not a prostate
  8. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Is graves disease the one that makes you look like a bug-eyed creep?

    Tee hee. I look like a meth addicted serial killer so I get to say whatever I want.

    In all honesty I think you might have it too.

    Yes it does.

    eg: (Egor from Young Frankenstein -Mel Brooks film)
    Marty Feldman's unique eyes were caused by a condition called Graves Disease, a type of hyperthyroidism which causes protrusion of the eyebal

    Marty Feldman had it.

    Its usually caused by thyroid problems.

  9. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ It was a she and it was her entire fist. She literally pulled my prostate out of my body, inspected it, passed it around to some other doctors and nurses and even let some of the kids in the waiting room toss it around for a minute before putting it back inside me and assuring me i was "right as rain."

    you should of left it out. sure you might have a leaky dick syndrome afterwards but hey.. you dont have to worry about cancer at age 40-70
  10. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    liver.

    you need to eat lots of green veggies, Fona. if you hate eating them (which they should be eaten raw or lightly steamed) then just buy a bullet (food blender) and blend baby leaf greens, brocholi, shredded carrots with say a banana and some yogurt. it should help your liver a bit.

    maybe throw some raw liver pieces in with it. and throw some Vitamins with Iron and a few fish 3-6-9 omega in the blend as well.

    do it at least once a day.
  11. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Osama Bin Laden was a black sheep who was a scape goat by his fucking aunt who wrote the very check to house Saudi's in the USA they would be blamed for the attack which they probably thought they were in fact going to pull it off or they thought it was just a practice run turned real on their asses.

    the plane flew by itself with software technology that was around 20 years prior. they flew a fucking plane in the 80s and crashed that mother fucker as well.

    I have such bad farts it's hard to breath right now. You people stress me out along with being allergic to wheat and glutton (which is most likely what causes it)
  12. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER You always look like an anime grandma what's your point?

    I'm genuinely jealous you don't have to shave that often. That's what I look like after 2 or 3 days, and shaving makes my face all red.

    I still say grow out your beard and keep your head buzzed/shaved,

    what are you using to shave it?

    try a better razer.

    do you use aftershave?

    Originally posted by WellHung Bug-eyed creep…lol

    You insensitive bastard. He has graves disease obviously.
  13. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    ..I never promised you a rose garden.


    Is anyone going on excapechat? bltcforeva
  14. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm not anxious to get more doctors' fingers up my ass. I've been pissing like this since I was a kid.

    Maybe he didn't push properly. Did he say your prostate was just tender. a prostititus? have him push some more and then have other doctors push some more on it and then ask some people at your local bar to press on it
  15. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    You people will probably have a hard time entering the pearly gates of Heaven.

    You talk a lot of atheist evil talk.
  16. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I've had it checked. It's fine. I just pee a lot.


    Get a second opinion.
  17. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    How much would 10 and a half billion liters be equivalent to?


    A giant lap pool? 2 giant lap pools? 10,000 lap pools?
  18. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes.

    But it's a little pee. I usually pee 5 times in an 8-hour sleep night. Not always, but often. I have a bladder the size of a walnut.

    Check your Prostate Gland.

    More than two times in a night is a warning sign.
  19. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano he's a liability to us all in that he brings unnecessary heat for no benefit

    If you mean me.. Hey, The issues of Totse was heat. it's a serious issue. You guys (as far as I know) may not be. I enjoy the sophomoric retardeness that the dialup version of totse was in the day.
  20. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're the one posting about younger boys after you said you were leaving you weirdo

    So you consider yourself a Boy?

    Who's a younger boy? Hikki? He's in his late 20s. You? You're 30.

    who's a younger boy?
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