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Posts That Were Thanked by GAAAAALM

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm on my deck having a shmee, reading this thread about Halloween, I look to my left and what do I see? On the tip of my finger sits quite a small bee.

    So I smile and laugh and tilt my head to the left, watching inquisitively holding my breath. I want him to sting me as it'd be my first, I want to experience pain of the worst.

    So I decided I'm gonna be a bee this year because being a bee would be believable and beople wouldn't be thinking twice about bee. But I'm gonna have a big ass 18 inch blade as my stinger and go downtown maybe see what a bee can be.

    ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
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  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo I quit drinking and smoking cigarettes. I still smoke weed and take opiates but really only as much as necessary.

    How's the juice taper going?

    Nice dude. Gotta fill in with other stuff though to make sure it sticks.


    Im down to 44mg from 179. Should be off in the next 3 months. Remains to be seen how ill feel once im not on anything at all, but if i have to slow the taper to 1 or 2 mg a week in a couple months, so be it. Thats one reason i wanteds to start getting my health and depression in check now - so if there is that inevitable dip down, itll be a bit more manageable.

    Felt so good the other night I chased a homeless black man down my block at 1am in my pajamas to give him some money and a hug (I showered afterwards). His name was Robert. I was just sitting there all comfortable, having some soup, binge watching netflix, paying my bills on my phone. My life is still dogshit by normal standards, but in that moment it just kind of put in perspective how lucky i am to be off heroin, not totally broke, with food, in okay health, a job..... Its easy to get sunk into the bullshit of day ato day life and lose sight of that stuff.


    But yeah. Feel fucking good.
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  4. Skulltag Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Yawn

    Now now boy, no need to open your mouth like that. My dick is not a pacifier and that's not milk coming out either :3
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Lol is this real?
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  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    https://www.businessinsider.com/south-park-creators-issue-mock-apology-to-china-after-ban-2019-10

    "OFFICIAL APOLOGY TO CHINA FROM TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE.

    'Like the NBA, we welcome the Chinese censors into our homes and into our hearts. We too love money more than freedom and democracy. Xi doesn't look just like Winnie the Pooh at all. Tune into our 300th episode this Wednesday at 10! Long live the Great Communist Party of China! May this autumn's sorghum harvest be bountiful! We good now China?'"
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  7. Originally posted by aldra are you aware that the vast majority of the so-called SDF (80%+) are actually YPG/PKK fighters, most not even Syrian?

    that most of the lands they occupy aren't even majority Kurdish?

    that they abuse the locals and force them into military service?

    that they've abandoned their Druze 'allies' to ISIS because they didn't want to commit forces to help them?

    are you aware that the vast majority of the so-called arsetrallian army (99%+) are actually former british / white fighters, most not even arsetrallian ?

    i can go on with other similar rhetorical question but i guess you got the picture.
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  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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  9. Skulltag Tuskegee Airman
    You're not asking for help. You're demanding unconditional subservience. You're an egotistical asshole who rejects help and then blames others for it.
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  10. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    26 years ago I found Totes dial-up from a dot-matrix monthly news print. I wish I could find a pdf file which someone copied all the magazine. I found it like 4 years ago. Saved it but can't find it anywhere. Shows the original full page of 7 more totse ..raw nerve slogan


    Spectral has trolled me into believing he had harbored the real manifesto. Loves the attention I guess.



    This morning I was sick, little strength, coughing specks of watery blood.pinkish. And then some group triggered me this evening. Dude making demands at me and almost rammed his car at me. After like he was going to hit me, called me a faggot..which became a hate crime. Made me angry as fuck.


    I don't need this game. It had a feel of being staged.

    Anyways, I'm not rich, can't laugh and claim to know most cops and personal friends as he did.

    I was thinking of my brother.

    Cops showed up. Was late finishing up..needed help for the first time to finish after this senseless drama.


    My mom is going to a special hospital. Her body is alive but not her mind.


    Personal shit dragging on.

    The better half gets to commit the most blatten purgery and win.I


    If the system sees I'm not worthy of equal possessions or any amount; then I havent lost a thing.


    I'm in my mid 50s and next year would be an anniversary of half the years of my life spent on totse and iteration spinoffs or bbs with totes former members.

    I hope the best for you guys.

    I'm sure Lanny will need to move. Wouldn't be surprised if he closes down as well.

    Maybe he'll throw you all a cakegirl event in Vegas when he closes this down.

    Anyways, later guys. You kind of help me learn stuff about Jeff ..not much but photos posted helped me.

    Thanks for old school memes of totse.


    Weird thing, much of the new start up mellenials weren't even born in 93 and making bank in San Fran

    Curious what the next form of networking will be

    Home computers dial-up to .com to mobile and next ..well none of us are young enough to not be squares

    It's coming soon. Maybe totse and friends will show up in some form.


    I wasted years. Wish I never found totse. But I wish I learned coding in the early days


    L8r Totseans, DH'r and all the NIS we are.
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  11. mixing cocaine with anti fungal medication was one of the best times of my life
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  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo oh kr0z you are the living end

    Do you ever be shitposting and writing a big long effortpost, then realise it's time to pray, so you have to step away from the computer and finish the post later?
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  13. Some girl I went to grade school with just sent me a friend request and it says on her page she's currently in labor as of 6 hours ago. Don't you have better shit to do Gina?
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM No she's my mommy it would be weird if she wanted to see my cock.

    she wants to make sure you've been washing it
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  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano Because he has this complex feeling like a woman thing or soemthing, I don't really know, I don't know if he's just faking it or what, although he did play dress up in his mom's clothes for months..

    In any rate, I think it certainly helped more than hurt.

    Gender dysphoria? Wot.

    Also Roshambo if you're reading this i'm sorry but just imagining you in a dress and speaking in your low baritone voice is abject absurdity personified. And not because i am trying to diminish any mental health issues here, but the contrast is just comical. I'm sorry lol.
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  16. Roshmabo ok

    He overdoses on a months worth of all of his meds (everything on the market, highest dose) and now he's in sober house going to get job training thing at new reeeehab

    At least something productive finally

    And no hes not clean

    He does look way better now that he lost 60 pounds not on subs anymore and doesn't look 58. But part of that is because he takes estrogen now.

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  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Listen freak of nature, I never claimed to know everything there is to know about MRI, but I most definitely know the concept involved in imaging with magnets.

    Of course there are problems with any drug, with certain people. Never said there wasnโ€™t. But gadolinium is considered relatively safe, or they wouldnโ€™t use it to this day. When a person is screened for an MRI their kidney function IS taken into consideration. Normal kidney function will excrete the gadolinium and lessen any toxic effects. You talk about gadolinium being toxic, well duhhh, thatโ€™s why itโ€™s bonded with other atoms to improve osmolality.

    Now, you have repeatedly stated that they have quit using gadolinium in some MRI suites. Iโ€™m asking you to prove to me where they have stopped using it, because you canโ€™t. All your other copy and paste is just useless info I never asked for. Glad you learned something today.
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  18. Old speccy makes my bumhole wrecky EMOJIEMOJIEMOJI
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  19. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I don't think Technologist is psycho, just old and retarded, so that won't be necessary.

    Now, if I were psycho, I'd just dart her with something active in microgram quanity (from a good distance, no risk of being seen or shot) that is also completely non lethal but extremely incapacitating. And she would wake up in a coffin, possibly.

    Here's this severely malnourished faggot talkin bout darting people again
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  20. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The tide is turning you dumb cunt #walkaway

    Itโ€™s ok Speedy. Donโ€™t go away mad, just go away.
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