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Posts That Were Thanked by GAAAAALM

  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  2. ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Yep. You heard me. I don't care how cold it is or where you are. Take your fucking socks off or kill yourself.

    It’s getting harder and harder to be a good nigger around here! Now we can’t wear sox to bed?! WTF has this world come to 😡
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist I thought you knew I was diagnosed with breast cancer this summer. I had to have my breast cut off, but I’m cancer free now. Getting ready to start reconstruction in December, then I’ll have new perky boobies.

    You don’t have to have your gall bladder. It’s just a sac that holds bile. Enough bile is made in the bile ducts to break down food. I had it removed due to severe pain, that caused so much weight loss, they described it as anorexia. I wasn’t doing it intentionally, I just kept dropping weight no matter what I ate. After having it removed the pain was gone, and I’ve maintained a healthy weight.

    It’s long gone in some biohazard waste somewhere.

    I knew you had cancer whatever. See how stupid I am. And yes you joked about the one boob. I dont even care about that. I like it. Dont get a new one. Just move the one you have to the center.
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  5. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Good News Translation
    "No man who has been castrated or whose penis has been cut off may be included among the LORD's people.

    My imam begs to differ. My devotion to Allah swt is unshakeable.
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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Narc ok gadz, whatever man.


    .

    I came to your defense over a pretty egregious act.

    Now you're playing the "no u" card to everyone.

    Maybe understandably so...

    You either:
    * Posited some hypothetical scenario in which you kiss an 8 year old and tried to troll us as a result, OR,

    * you actually kissed an 8 year old, and tried to troll us as a result.

    And I went and put myself out there in your defense.

    Either way, normal people don't make entire threads about kissing 8 year olds.

    Either you did it, or you thought about it in some capacity.

    I could forgive either of those in and of themselves, but instead you chose to drop UNO cards and call everyone else a "nonce".

    That's some ignorant bitch shit.
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  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
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  8. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you ever need a good pressure cooker that won't let you down, Home Depot sells the most reliable ones.

    I'm a proud patriotic Canadian Muslim man - I'll buy my pressure cookers from Canadian Tire, thanks. Death to America(n big box home improvement retail stores).
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  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you ever need a good pressure cooker that won't let you down, Home Depot sells the most reliable ones.
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  10. HTS highlight reel
    And converted to Islam.



    I'm growing my beard out and have been going to the local mosque every Friday. Sudo inspired me, and when I read the words of the prophet Mohammed (PBUH) I knew that I had made many mistakes. I will do right by God and live a good life, and hopefully be able to make amends for the transgressions the jedis deceived me into committing, inshallah.

    الله أكبر
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal why would I be on the news?

    For being the most massive faggot of all time. Drift into the sun you little bitch. 🌞🌝
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER This makes me happy idk why

    Me either.

    Maybe because you like Gretchen too? I remember one time shortly after we got my new puppy Loki he was a Samoyed and so cute and fuzzy and I was taking him for a walk in the winter and of course he loved it because he was a Samoyed, and I walked him in front of Gretchen's house and she saw me and was like dawwwwww look at your cute puppy and I said yep, look at him. Then she said "I bet he's cold!" He wasnt cold but I agreed with her and brought him into her house and her mom and me and gretchen put his little puppy paws in a dish of hot water to warm them.
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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    "Made a fuckin Paella took pics"

    "Told the rice to get on the fuckin floor and they pissed themselves"

    "The shrimps gave me lip so i bad to pull the strap, make em drop undies n touch their toes"

    etc
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fine I'm making the compliments anyway.

    1. Your dick is cute
    2. I like how its circumcised and I'd like to meet the dr. who did it and shake his hand (after he washes it of course)
    3. If I was a girl I would suck it
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I only broke one bone it was my collarbone when I was tackling this 5th grader when I was a 3rd grader. It didnt hurt but when I started to get up I could feel the bone moving and I was like AHHHHHHHH!! and layed back down. Then Gretchen my crush totally came over and started trying to help me and I took advantage of it and kissed her on the cheek. Then somehow my dad just happened to be driving by and saw me and helped me get into his car and I had to lay all crumpled up in this weird position in order to make my bone not hurt and he drove me to the hospital and i got a sling and didnt have to go to school for a few days and I remember sitting at home pretending I was in such misery and totally helpless and made my mom cook me pizza rolls and bring them to me like I was a King. Haha.
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  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    LOL @ staring at the back of the box and reading the ingredients slowly like its the first time you ever made hamburger helper

    that was a good one/ you should drain the beef into mishells asshole
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  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I thought I had a horrible diet.


    I feel better now.
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  18. ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    No one said he was invited
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  19. ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    My goal is to get to Burger King before it closes
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  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
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