2019-10-21 at 12:05 AM UTC
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bought a ouija board
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by -SpectraL
You're calling demons into your home.
keeps them off the street
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Originally posted by GAAAAALM
I already deleted it but my username was RapeMaster3000 and it triggered the FUCK out of people. I would always tell them they were perverts, and that I grew up on a rapeseed oil farm.
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A friend got engaged and my addict brain was like "Man.....we're never going to fuck again."
And now that her fiancee called off the wedding and shes all sad, Im like "You should probably send her pictures of your dick"
Thanks brain. Ill probably just let other people think for me for a while.
Someone from my meeting told me he saw a gorgeous homeless girl outside a gas station, and he thought "I could probably get her to give me a handjob for $20"
And i was like "lol u faggot. Who pays for a handjob?"
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Oh God. OP is like Malice but without the endearing insecurity, introspection, intelligence, etc. Just weapons grade austism all day every day.
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2019-10-20 at 5:02 AM UTC
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Sudo = unstable matter
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by GAAAAALM
I wanna hear more about this wheelchair so I can make fun of you for it
The movie "murderball" is based on me and my handicapable cronies
Whenever I use a normal bathroom stall instead of a handicapped one I get stuck and have to crawl out the bathroom on my stomach with my pants around my ankles. Happens fairly often
I used to work as a chippendale dancer where I would by dumped into a fat girls lap and crawl around them for the length of a song
I have a third wheel in the front so I don't tip over because all my fat is on the left side of my body for some reason
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
it's hard to interpret properly if you're hammered all the time
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Yeah bro, HTS and I have renamed this place from the 'lovers nest' to the BRO PAD
We wake up early and juice, smoothies with a raw egg,kale, blueberry for anti oxidants and some Gfuel
Then we hit the gym in our building and spot each other for an hour. then situps, then legs. Then we juice
More carbs
Then usually I hit the dumbbells for another hour
Shower
More carbs
Then at night we hit up the bars and clubs and wingman each other and try to bring drunk sluts home to fuck. Bro house rules, bed goes to whoever gets a girl first. If both bros have a girl to bring home then one of them has to rent a motel across the street
Bro house rule #2; there is a copy of Neil Strauss "The Game" and "The Bro Code" by Barney Stinson on the living room table. If you remove these from the table you will be removed from the apartment forever
These are our Bible's
Also we will take oats and supplements as a security deposit
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I don't remember the details, but I once had a nightmare that OP had moved in here and we couldn't get rid of him.
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Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Ok, I logged in and killed all the withers in gay town.
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Never met a Muslim, but any God fearing man's a friend of mine.
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2019-10-19 at 12:50 AM UTC
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I'm in love with Shaye
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Holy fuck "pigeon livered" tho.
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2019-10-19 at 12:45 AM UTC
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I'm in love with Shaye
Now Gad, there's more to life than chasing tackle. Don't be so pigeon livered. I know you ain't stupid, so don't act it by letting your tool lead you head first through the day and into the night.
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Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Originally posted by GAAAAALM
Someone take away 7 thanks
fuck u
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Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
You're an idiot
this isn't A or B, this is "There was no A but somehow there became an A and B"
Idiots argue over things that don't matter.
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2019-10-18 at 2:11 PM UTC
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Cooking With Fona!
Originally posted by GAAAAALM
Doesn't look like toast
True..
now that you mention it, it looks like he did eat it and to be gross he vomited it up and threw some pepper sauce on that shit.
Welcome to the Suburbs. There is no escape.
-Totse Forever, H. Reed
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Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
You're projecting.
I was making a statement, where in my post did I imply that I was assuming no one else knew about kike control of the industry?
You people here are so arrogant and dumb.
"YOU PEOPLE"
TYPICAL RACIST, ONE PERSON DOES SOMETHING AND ITS THE FAULT OF AN ENTIRE RACE
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gay niggers in space
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damn the server got griefed HARD
spawn looks like modern art gone wrong and theres 10 withers in the gay village making the plateau uninhabitable
I have relocated to the FREE FONAPLATS ARMY MOBILE PLATFORM located just off the coast of my secret private pirate island. Also I was the person behind the FREE FONAPLATS ARMY this entire time
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Youβre all a bunch of faggots!
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