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  1. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Christ can you niggers make any more REVISIONS? This is NOT a vandalize Wendys thread 4j, as much as that would be in the totse spirit, but I'll put you on the fucking boat.

    Now theres BIRD DRAWINGS involved

    Let me find my BITCH ASS sun tan lotion, and drawing materials. And its probably low tide so I'm going to be walking through MUD AND CLAMSHELLS while people on yachts wave at me like assholes. Wish me luck.
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  2. Archer513 African Astronaut
    He went to Japan to feel tall...
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  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Because if ur not willing to bite the bullet, no one wants to hear u crying everyday. At the very least, if u choose to wallow in ur own pain, rather than opening ur mind & being a contribution to society, then have enough decency to shut the fuck up & handle it yourself.

    ^^^says a fat bartender with kids out of wedlock, who needs welfare and child support....wut a contribution she makes, folks! Irony...its wuts for lunch!
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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Never heard of him until yesterday
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  5. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    And actually it doesn't nesecarily mean that it means to put up with a difficult situation so... You don't really know what you're talking about lmao
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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'd have taken him but I was worried we'd just end up staying in the hotel all day listening to lil peep and making out
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  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Some black dude rattoxed him and showed the rehab his youtube videos. All because he called a woman on the farm a nigger in one of his videos, and the womans cousin saw the video...somehow.
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  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Did you fuck any bitches yet

    I'm saving myself for mai waifu

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM I wanna see some street and market pics.

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  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, It seems to me that mmqQ drinks with less frequency, but gets more hammered, when de does imbibe.
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung The pitfalls of being handsome, I suppose.

    I wish.

    I think it's more that men (gay, straight, doesn't seem to matter) are just horny as fuck and will hit on literally anything.

    Also, I've been told time and time again that I give off some extra, apparently inexplicable, gaydar disruption vibe.

    Maybe we all have superpowers, and for whatever the fuck reason, that's my super power.

    I jam gaydars.
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung When you do it every night of the year, yeah. Still go to the bar where the women snub their nose at you, n the faggots rub their hands all over you? You're just a glutton for punishment, arent ya Son?👍

    Actually, it's kinda extra funny you bring that particular scenario up here, because last night (right after taking the picture in the OP), I went back to the same bar...

    The same dude was there...

    He started feeling up on me and hitting on me HARD, again...

    He was like, "listen, all you have to do is come back outside with me, and I will suck your dick, nobody has to know… you can even close your eyes and pretend I'm a woman. I just want to suck your fucking cock so bad right now."

    Like, damn man.

    The bartender, whom I have known for years now, even came up to me and asked me if I need anything done about it.

    I told her thanks, but that I can handle my own.
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  12. Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 im not depressed im just bored stupid

    If I lived your life I would be depressed 24/7 and probably would have killed myself a long time ago. I can't imagine taking money from my parents as an adult.
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  13. RottenRobert African Astronaut

    The President of the United States had an extended meltdown throughout his summit with the President of Finland, Sauli Niinistö, on Wednesday. He ranted and raved in the Oval Office. He yelled and menaced reporters at a press conference. At seemingly no point did he complete a sentence—fragments only. It was another in a long line of national embarrassments for our fine country, but it was also a bona fide event for photography. The watching press pool captured our fearless leader in all his wild gesticulations and frenzied mouth movements, and even caught a couple glimpses of poor Mr. Niinistö revealing how he really felt.

    The look on the President of Finland face says it all. Trump is a douchebag and an embarrassment to Americans!!!
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Do they have cannabis in Japan or is there some wasabi counterpart.

    No, the drug laws are super retarded and you get fucked hard for any kind of possession. I did find this though lol:

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  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    birds will eat birds
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  16. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    He basic said that China should do the same regarding what he's accused of doing with the side of Ukraine and in mid sentence catches on what he admitted doing that and does this "uhhhhhhhh"
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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Jokes on you I want to die
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat All that for costing the county and state of texas all that money to prosecute her. I guarantee you the story would be much diff in california. Look whwt they did to me there with no one dying, no guns used and plea bargains not even taking it to the box once.

    Shut the fuck up and just die and drift into the sun.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I hope she has a heart attack at sentencing and its filmed.

    Come to think of it out of all the ways I've watched people die, I think th, nevermind I have seen one. It was some chinese lady giving a ted talk and she started rubbing herself all aggressively and then just fell over and died.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was very happy to hear of the guilty verdict.

    I'm going to be ruffled feathers when she ends up getting sentenced to 15 years of probation and credit for time served.
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