Posts by GAAAAALM

1. 2019-10-12 at 1:06 PM UTC in El Camino: break bad sequel
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Saw it last night.
   
   Why was he in a wild west showdown and then got set on fire? That was an amazing scene
   
   I thought you were only supposed to shoot someone once in a showdown?? He emptied the magazine and shot him in the neck lol

   
   I think that was his lighter getting shot? I don't know.
2. 2019-10-12 at 1:05 PM UTC in Got paid yesterday so I bought a Rolex
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke I was about to make fun of cankle wrists but turns out it's a shooped meme

   
   He admitted to being like 285 or some shit so he's probably not far off
3. 2019-10-12 at 1:03 PM UTC in El Camino: break bad sequel
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER the big lebowski, Donnie Darko, pacific rim, godfather 3, the sound of insects

   
   One of these is not like the others
4. 2019-10-12 at 1:01 PM UTC in Meet My Rapist Neighbor.
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Kriz rapes women and childrin
5. 2019-10-12 at 1 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Someone make an offensive comment please.

   
   My dog gives better kisses than u
6. 2019-10-12 at 12:59 PM UTC in Eurasians are the master race
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by STER0S i'm caucasian/filipino
   
   does that make me eurasian
   
   i want to be in the cool-club

   
   You're DOUBLE Eurasian :)
7. 2019-10-12 at 12:58 PM UTC in El Camino: break bad sequel
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER I guess you can't be a chiseled musical savant AND have good taste in film. Noted.

   
   So what films do you like? I need to take a shit soon and I may as well do it on your favorite movies.
8. 2019-10-12 at 12:57 PM UTC in Best game to play for meeting Chinese people?
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny also op has chink fetish.

   
   Yeah but only Cambodians and Indians and jedis
9. 2019-10-12 at 12:56 PM UTC in I want to kill myself
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   OOPS
10. 2019-10-12 at 12:55 PM UTC in I want to kill myself
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Carbon oxide

    
    Carbon monoxide
11. 2019-10-12 at 12:45 PM UTC in Remember how all the Trumpettes on here were all anti war, supporting Trump pulling from the Kurds?
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country At least it's thinking I guess.
    
    And what's wrong with the way I think?

    
    You're a bigot.
12. 2019-10-12 at 4:32 AM UTC in El Camino: break bad sequel
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I have ADHD that I don't take my medication for you sluggish mexican mouthbreather are you honestly going to sit on a couch with a sexual partner on a weekend and give a tv screen your undivided attention? I really can't.

    
    While cheating on my girlfriend? Probably not you're right. I'd be busy feeling guilty.
13. 2019-10-12 at 4:14 AM UTC in If spectral was a mod here..
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Ok SpectraL
14. 2019-10-12 at 4:13 AM UTC in El Camino: break bad sequel
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I just watched it in the background while I was chilling with/fucking this girl and I actually pointed out that he looks like down syndrome matt damon.
    
    The movie could not hold my attention

    
    Short attention span
15. 2019-10-12 at 4:06 AM UTC in bought a ouija board
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When I was like 13 I got one of those at the local mall. One day it was just gone. I found out years later that my catholic mother sprinkled it with holy water and buried it LOL.

    
    Sounds like a sane lady burning your belongings
16. 2019-10-12 at 4:05 AM UTC in El Camino: break bad sequel
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ No it didnt. It wasnt shot with the same film, the cinemtography was different, the writing was different, and it was just odd. 0/10. I've watched breaking bad (normie) in its entirety over 5 times. This movie is not worth watching again. Barely worth watching once. Sorely sorely disappointed. I'll change to a 1/10 because it deserves a point for existing and trying I guess.
    
    Thoughts and prayers

    
    If i bribe you will you give it a different score?
17. 2019-10-12 at 3:26 AM UTC in El Camino: break bad sequel
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER Wow. Wtf. I had to wait for the credits and see if this was actually written by Vince Gillian.
    
    I mean it wasn't 3 From Hell bad, but this didn't even feel like Breaking Bad.
    
    Stupid western showdown bullshit. I was hoping that'd be a red herring.
    
    
    6.5/10 would not watch again

    
    Lol what? It felt like BB to me. I thought it was amazing. 10/10
18. 2019-10-12 at 2:55 AM UTC in Once you go black
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It would require using a brain so I understand.

    
    I have a brain but its interesting that you understand what its like to not have one.
19. 2019-10-12 at 2:54 AM UTC in So I have something I've been wanting to tell you guys for a long time
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    I'm gay.
20. 2019-10-12 at 2:19 AM UTC in Black people are not attractive imo
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You just feel that way because there is no cock involved.

    
    No even if it was a black cock it would be ugly