bought a ouija board

1. 2019-10-12 at 12:03 AM UTC

   #1
   username: African Astronaut
   
2. 2019-10-12 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   now you can trick your friends into thinking your house is haunted by some very racist ghosts
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3. 2019-10-12 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #3
   username: African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra now you can trick your friends into thinking your house is haunted by some very racist ghosts

   
   mmm
4. 2019-10-12 at 12:41 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   YOU’RE DEAD
5. 2019-10-12 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Can you check what time I work tomorrow I cant remember if its noon or 2pm. Thanks.
6. 2019-10-12 at 1:34 AM UTC

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   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Can you check what time I work tomorrow I cant remember if its noon or 2pm. Thanks.

   
   Meet them in the middle and come in at 1
7. 2019-10-12 at 1:35 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by GAAAAALM Meet them in the middle and come in at 1

   
   No no I just want the spirits to tell me. I dont wanna go in early if I dont have to.
8. 2019-10-12 at 1:41 AM UTC

   #8
   username: African Astronaut
   sure thing man
9. 2019-10-12 at 2:34 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Very, very bad idea. Bad things are going to happen to you.
10. 2019-10-12 at 2:35 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by username: sure thing man

    
    So... which is it ?
11. 2019-10-12 at 3:12 AM UTC

    #11
    username: African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ So… which is it ?

    
    1
12. 2019-10-12 at 3:14 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Your board is cursed. That's wrong.
13. 2019-10-12 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #13
    username: African Astronaut
    “is my dad alive?”
    -no
    
    sheeeeeeei
14. 2019-10-12 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    When I was like 13 I got one of those at the local mall. One day it was just gone. I found out years later that my catholic mother sprinkled it with holy water and buried it LOL.
15. 2019-10-12 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #15
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When I was like 13 I got one of those at the local mall. One day it was just gone. I found out years later that my catholic mother sprinkled it with holy water and buried it LOL.

    
    Sounds like a sane lady burning your belongings
16. 2019-10-12 at 4:08 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You're calling demons into your home.
17. 2019-10-12 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #17
    username: African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're calling demons into your home.

    
    You fauk. There is no such thing as demons. I mean... believe what you want though.
18. 2019-10-13 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When I was like 13 I got one of those at the local mall. One day it was just gone. I found out years later that my catholic mother sprinkled it with holy water and buried it LOL.

    
    

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Sounds like a sane lady burning your belongings

    
    Your athletic abilities needs work.
    
19. 2019-10-13 at 2:14 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by username: 1

    
    It was noon.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ Your board is cursed. That's wrong.

20. 2019-10-20 at 8:49 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by aldra now you can trick your friends into thinking your house is haunted by some very racist ghosts

    
    iggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggern
    
    "the spirits seem to be trying to tell us something, but what is this 'iggern'?"
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