I want to kill myself

1. 2019-10-08 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Skulltag Hey buddy! How's the tinfoil hat? Do you still think you're Joker? It's okay little man, every garden variety liz4rd wants to be a dragon. And don't worry about IQ. I know you want to get out of single digits into low IQ zone, but we love and accept you the way you are. It's not your fault you were born that way. Grab a cookie, you earned it big boy!

   
   Yawn
2. 2019-10-08 at 7:05 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Skulltag Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Yawn

   
   Now now boy, no need to open your mouth like that. My dick is not a pacifier and that's not milk coming out either :3
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GAAAAALM
3. 2019-10-08 at 8:04 PM UTC

   #23
   username: African Astronaut
   Go to the dollar store and get 365 dph. Sweet-pink dreams sweet prince.
4. 2019-10-08 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by bigthink http://lostallhope.com/
   
   here ya go pal. I end up on this site every couple months.
   
   reading about it usually keeps me busy until I fall asleep. then I'll wake up feeling marginally better

   
   Cool.
   
   
5. 2019-10-08 at 8:15 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Set fire to self. Agony 95.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Solstice
6. 2019-10-08 at 8:21 PM UTC

   #26
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   "I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move"
   
   *pulls pin out of grenade*
7. 2019-10-11 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by GAAAAALM Hikki, I want you to kill yourself too.
   
   The easiest and most painless way would be to combine depressants.
   
   You can buy unwashed poppy seeds online which contain morphine, codeine, and about 50 other alkaloids with many of them contributing to respiratory depression. Make a tea out of this by adding acidified water (I used to use lime juice, some people use vinegar or citric acid) and agitating the fuck out of the seeds. Strain (or eat the seeds I don't give a fuck phytobezoars are cool) and consume the liquid. You can also let it evaporate to concentrate it.
   
   Alcohol is readily available and you're going to want a lot of it. I'd tell you to get a nice bottle of whiskey but you can't afford that shit and aren't worth the comfort, so just get a handle of cheap vodka for like 12 dollars or whatever is cheapest.
   
   Take gratuitous amounts of ibuprofen and bundy to exhaust your CYP450 enzymes and potentiate the other drugs. Eat all the tumeric and black pepper you can find.
   
   Open your mother's medicine cabinet and consume whatever looks good.
   
   Go hide somewhere where nobody will find you
   
   and die

   
   ghetto ass way to OD.
8. 2019-10-11 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole
   We want u to kill urself, also. Less talk and more action, plz.
9. 2019-10-11 at 7:05 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
   I don't want anyone to kill themselves. I want them to continue the circle jerk that is NIS so nobody ever ends up doing anything productive.
10. 2019-10-11 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #30
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick ghetto ass way to OD.

    
    Cheapest and easiest way without using dnm. Hikki cant even get weed so his options are limited.
11. 2019-10-11 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #31
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I don't want anyone to kill themselves. I want them to continue the circle jerk that is NIS so nobody ever ends up doing anything productive.

    
    Odd fetish
12. 2019-10-11 at 10:42 PM UTC

    #32
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What is a peaceful non painful way of achieving that?

    
    CO
    
    Or pills my dude
13. 2019-10-12 at 6:29 AM UTC

    #33
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by ECAP CO
    
    Or pills my dude

    
    Carbon oxide
14. 2019-10-12 at 8:23 AM UTC

    #34
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Hey op why you want to kill urself?
15. 2019-10-12 at 8:27 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    
16. 2019-10-12 at 8:41 AM UTC

    #36
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    
    that is so kawaii, they probably get prettier dakimakuras in their jails than we do in the states.
17. 2019-10-12 at 8:44 AM UTC

    #37
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    a serious dark shot of heroin.
    
    you'll be out in a nano-second.
18. 2019-10-12 at 8:48 AM UTC

    #38
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by STER0S a serious dark shot of heroin.
    
    you'll be out in a nano-second.

    
    source? plus op is too inept to buy heroin
19. 2019-10-12 at 8:50 AM UTC

    #39
    -Dumpster Slut- Houston
    Masturbate till you die
20. 2019-10-12 at 8:57 AM UTC

    #40
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    it happened to me.
    
    got cocky with my tolerance, stopped breathing, room-mates rushed me to the e.r. -- got resuscitated -- ended up with a hernia from it.
    
    my point is -- if i was never resuscitated, i would've died pain-free.
    
    
    
    e