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  1. He's like the canadian chris farley
  2. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Got banned from reddit for minor sexualization because someone said 'yeah with a username like that you probably molest kids dont you'

    I said 'yea i molest them daily'

    3 day ban lol.
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  3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Got banned from reddit for minor sexualization because someone said 'yeah with a username like that you probably molest kids dont you'

    I said 'yea i molest them daily'

    3 day ban lol.

    LOL it can be hard remembering not every place is like this.
  4. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country LOL it can be hard remembering not every place is like this.

    I already deleted it but my username was RapeMaster3000 and it triggered the FUCK out of people. I would always tell them they were perverts, and that I grew up on a rapeseed oil farm.

    It's gotten me a lot of upvotes and a lot of downvotes depending on the sub. I got banned from r/Rape with my first post even though it was supportive and kind. Wanted to test the waters.
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DietPiano He's like the canadian chris farley

    that's John Candy

    Rob Ford was an awesome guy and his brother is now the premier of Ontario which would have made him very happy were he alive to see it. He never really seemed like too bad a guy and he genuinely cared about Toronto
  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM I already deleted it but my username was RapeMaster3000 and it triggered the FUCK out of people. I would always tell them they were perverts, and that I grew up on a rapeseed oil farm.

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  7. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    I'm thoroughly upset I deleted the account now. This would've been hilarious to whip out.
  8. Fdf
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  9. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    sploo got tight game
  10. []

    Its dat time of the month to go insane
  11. Mom im just eating handfuls of PCP pills leave me alone!
  12. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    I wanna upload a video I took of me combining corn last year but it shows my face too much back when it looked shitty
  13. Feels like im dying
  14. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Feels like im dying

    Nice.
  15. GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 []

    Its dat time of the month to go insane

    Why did you delete the picture of your 4lokos and bundy
  16. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DietPiano Smokked krek few times today, went well until tryd again at night and went insta-crazy. meth is worthless garbage compared to krek

    People are lying to me when they say you have to get a straight tube and shove chore boy in it and then direct flame light it.. That's SO stupid! What I did before and did now is just vape it out a meth dick. It hits way harder and better and you don't have to inhale hot gross smoke crap.

    Meth is vastly superior to crack. A $40 gram of meth can last over a week, a $40 of crack is gone in two hours tops followed by compulsive fiending.
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  17. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
  18. Originally posted by GAAAAALM Why did you delete the picture of your 4lokos and bundy

    I had an FBI aliens paranoia attack and almost punched in my computer screen but decided not to and then i could taste the snowflakes in skyrim
  19. using rapeseed oil as a lubricant
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  20. Originally posted by Solstice Meth is vastly superior to crack. A $40 gram of meth can last over a week, a $40 of crack is gone in two hours tops followed by compulsive fiending.

    Quality > quantity

    I smoked 200mg meth in pursuit of a crack high and never got it.. Crack rush feels waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better which is like the whole point of smoking drugs

    also, these days I much prefer getting a 30 minute trip and then being able to get on with the day

    cocaine is an organic drug which is why it feels better and doesnt take 16 hours to recover from or inherently cause brain damage. Like weed vs spice or morphine vs tramadol

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