Posts by GAAAAALM

1. 2019-10-16 at 2:26 AM UTC in The official horror thread
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao
   
   I’m not scissoring with you §m£ÂgØL 👅

   
   Why not?
2. 2019-10-16 at 2:25 AM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   That's the good part of youtube.
3. 2019-10-16 at 2:14 AM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Why?

   
   :derp:
4. 2019-10-16 at 2:07 AM UTC in Once you go black
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker iPhone technology is not developed in Mexico.

   
   Yes it is.
   
   /discussion
5. 2019-10-16 at 2:05 AM UTC in Mai jing mai loi
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   买晶买
6. 2019-10-16 at 2:03 AM UTC in colored vape pen smoke?
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   It can be done but it won't be healthy. Fog machines which use propelyne glycol will gunk up and break with coloring. But yeah, they do use food dye.
   
   Usually they just use lights to color fog.
7. 2019-10-16 at 2:01 AM UTC in I think I'm bilingual
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   I first learned I was bilingual when i found myself fantasizing about other men.
   
   I mean languages.
8. 2019-10-16 at 2 AM UTC in Anyone buy any Crouton recently?
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice Don't do it.

   
   Too late :(
9. 2019-10-16 at 2 AM UTC in I want to kill the CEO of google
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kuntzschutz And use a machine gun to slaughter dozens of their employees, and then set off explosive charges to kill as many people working for google as humanly possible. But I'd start with the ones that make the most money.

   
   Reported this post to the DHS
   
   And if you think I am joking, lol. I report all terrorism threats here.
10. 2019-10-16 at 1:58 AM UTC in Who's ready to get clean?
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    lol what the fuck tho
11. 2019-10-16 at 1:55 AM UTC in Once you go black
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's why everyone lines up for the latest cellphone from Mexico at retail outlets worldwide.

    
    Uh... They do. Nokia and Iphones are the big ones.
12. 2019-10-16 at 1:51 AM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS It's Iran, and their heretical Shia bullshit. Fuck those guys.

    
    So you're a shiitake mushlim?
13. 2019-10-16 at 1:46 AM UTC in The official horror thread
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein Much like you..I was born without a diq..so what are two girls to do in a situation like this? 🤷🏽‍♀️

    
    ;)
14. 2019-10-16 at 1:45 AM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Islam also prohibits castration and imitation of women.
    
    Do you ever regret cutting off your balls, my muslim brudah?

    
    Lol no they dont. They encourage homosexuals to get sex changes. I think its Pakistan that will do it for free.
15. 2019-10-16 at 1:43 AM UTC in i cant believe what just happened im so totally fucked
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc there's way more possible scenarios than just those two. lol
    
    
    .

    
    And I'm sure you've thought of all of them.
16. 2019-10-15 at 11:40 PM UTC in i cant believe what just happened im so totally fucked
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thankfully you are never going to sire children.

    
    
    
    Just because you're dried up and old doesn't mean I am. Already aborted the mission once last year.
17. 2019-10-15 at 11:26 PM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Like my dog
18. 2019-10-15 at 11:26 PM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 So do you just identify as a man with a missing penis now

    
    He has a penis. He's just a eunuch is all.
19. 2019-10-15 at 11:19 PM UTC in France is Eating Itself
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    And literally nobody gives a fuck.
20. 2019-10-15 at 11:18 PM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian You already lopped your balls off doe fam?
    
    Inshallah

    
    He had them surgically sacrificed to appease Allah.