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2019-10-16 at 3:10 PM UTC in Sex with Owls
Originally posted by DontTellEm Wow wow wow! I love owls too, they can rotate their necks to see from every angle. So cool. 🦉 I'd definitely be an owl if I had a choice.
We are a lot alike !
Not even the coolest part of an owl.
Their faces are like radar dishes that concentrate sound and funnel it into their ears. Some owls hear so well they're able to snatch up mice under snow and brush. Their eyes are also giant tubes instead of balls, so they collect tons of light and information from the world around them. And the way their feathers are structured makes them near silent in flight.
I'd type more about owls but I have a headache. -
2019-10-16 at 3:02 PM UTC in How many scars do you have?
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2019-10-16 at 3:01 PM UTC in Anyone buy any Crouton recently?
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2019-10-16 at 2:58 PM UTC in How many scars do you have?What kind of accidents can you possibly have on a tennis court?
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2019-10-16 at 2:34 PM UTC in People who sleep with socks on are vile and inhuman
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III what if you usually meticulously take off your socks before bed, but one time you have been awake on a meth bender for 5 days and you forget to eat the whole time and you need to go to the liquor store to get something with calories so you don't die during hibernation and so you grab 2 jugs of half n half and go back to your apartment, take off your shoes, go to your kitchen and slam both the cartons of half n half, then you run to your room (still with your socks on) but on the way, you trip on the couch and its also night time and you fall on the couch and immediately fall into a deep sleep and sake up with your socks on?
KILL YOURSELF
Originally posted by Technologist Guess you’re gonna be motherless because I have to kill myself.
“Hello, my name is Janice, and I wear socks to bed! Please help me change this addiction.”
But seriously, I never wore socks to bed until about 6 years ago. I hated having socks on at night, but alas, things do change.
Mommies are excluded from the rules. You can live
Originally posted by mmQ Neither of the sox even made the playoffs this year. White and Red.
Thats because all the players KILLED THEMSELVES -
2019-10-16 at 2:32 PM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
Originally posted by Misguided Russian I feel bad for HTS honestly. This is not the first story that I hear about random crackers converting to Islam; most of them usually do this after abusing drugs and having gay sex for years at a time. I recall one story about a guy who lost everything to drugs and gay fucking, at which point for some reason he decided to convert.
Really makes ya think.
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2019-10-16 at 2:31 PM UTC in Mai jing mai loi
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2019-10-16 at 2:29 PM UTC in i cant believe what just happened im so totally fuckedLanny should remove CP
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2019-10-16 at 4:36 AM UTC in i hope peedy comes back tomorrow like a faggotWrestling
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2019-10-16 at 4:35 AM UTC in Sex with OwlsShow us on the doll where the owl touched you
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2019-10-16 at 4:33 AM UTC in Have any of you been the victim of or know people who have suffered from daycare abuse?I've never been in daycare
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2019-10-16 at 4:28 AM UTC in People who sleep with socks on are vile and inhuman
Originally posted by Bill Krozby My feet sweat a lot sometimes so I like having moisture wicking socks on sometimes at night. I don't see what you have against people wearing socks.. geez man, get a fucking grip already
Kill yourself.
Originally posted by mmQ I usually fall asleep with them on and then take them off while I'm sleeping because theyll be laying at the foot of my bed when I get up.
Foot of my bed. Lol. That's a sock pun somehow .
If you take them off in your sleep that's okay I guess. But if you ever wake up with them on, you need to kill yourself immediately. -
2019-10-16 at 4:20 AM UTC in People who sleep with socks on are vile and inhumanYep. You heard me. I don't care how cold it is or where you are. Take your fucking socks off or kill yourself.
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2019-10-16 at 4:18 AM UTC in Anyone else feel a war coming on?There's already a war going on
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2019-10-16 at 4:18 AM UTC in Blizzard (video game company) facing backlash after shoahing player for political opinionsI could not give less of a fuck what they choose to do and neither should you.
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2019-10-16 at 3:49 AM UTC in i hope peedy comes back tomorrow like a faggotthey did the mash
they did the monster mash
(the monster mash)
it was a graveyard smash -
2019-10-16 at 3:06 AM UTC in Birthing an assbaby on the toilet rnTechnically, that assbaby is now a US citizen.
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2019-10-16 at 3:01 AM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.
Originally posted by Solstice Hey! Islam is a religion of peace! Just not that one tiny part where they're told to kill anyone who doesn't believe the same thing as them.
Not true! You just have to pay the Jizya if you don't want to convert to Islam. Otherwise they execute you, which I think is quite fair to be honest and very forward thinking. -
2019-10-16 at 2:54 AM UTC in Anyone buy any Crouton recently?Meanwhile I pay 75 for about 5 month's supply of Crouton.
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2019-10-16 at 2:40 AM UTC in Who's ready to get clean?
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You should totally link their resources page and partner with them.
We might all do a lot of drugs but most of us are still alive. Accidental overdose isn't very common around here because we practice harm reduction
Except for mark and pwp
hopefully hydro soon