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Posts by 8stringflinG

  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Pffft . SOURCE?

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_bovines
  2. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    When you dry hump it, it won't call the police
  3. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The moon IS made out of cheese but it's a weird type of cheese that we dont recognize as being cheese here on Earth, but nonetheless it is in fact a cheese.

    Its made from the congealed lactation of space cows, and tastes of burnt silicone.
  4. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Where you start playing and get this perfect 100% fucking awesome song you just made up, but then you keep playing and are unable to replicate it or even remember what exactly you did to make it sound so good.
  5. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ My bed makes ME

    Your bed makes you what?
  6. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've been groped by men in public but I've been hit on in the creepiest ways in bathrooms / stores… It didn't really bother me I just shook my head no. I was molested when I was 5 by an older boy but he wasn't a man.

    But yeah a couple years ago I was really krunk walking down the street from the asian store and this guy kept looking back at me as if i was going to just a cock up his hole, he looked nervous and it was like middle afternoon broad day light busy street so I grabbed his ass while passing him just make light of the situation to difuse it and I said "hey bud, you need to calm down I wasn't looking to play grab ass" and he giggled and smiled he was like "mmmmmm.." and I just kept walking.

    Besides that the most "rapey" thing I've done in public wasn't even that bad but I was walking to the azn store really drunk and I saw this girl walking out who'd Id been talking to online but we didn't meet up for whatever reason and she said "Doug is that you?" and I just walked right up to her and grabbed her and just started forcing my tounge down her throat and she started moaning and we went at it for like 5 seconds but she shoved me and was like get off of me, I'll call you tomorrow.

    It was pretty hott, I'm passionate, passionate man.

    This girl I worked with was really cute a total tom boy she's inspired story "running away from amy" she was always hitting me and "body checking me" and making really perverted jokes that were pretty funny i just didn't feel it at the time being hungover that early in the morning, but yeah one day she body checked me and she hit me into the wall knocking the phone off the wall and everyone laughed. that night she came in on roller skates and I kicked her in the ass and she fell over in front of a bunch drunk dudes and they started yelling "this dude just hit a girl!!!" she had to tell them I'm her friend and to cool it.

    This conversation was not an excuse for you to start telling me about the rapey things you have done.
  7. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Reminds me of when I took prozac like 6 years ago now and I just started waking up early and making my bed and doing kind acts for strangers early in the day. I asked myself the same thing .

    You still make your bed?
  8. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Cannot fathom why SpectraL posts the stuff he does

    And without a fucking link
  9. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I mean an 80 year old
  10. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Probably absorbed his twin brother as a fetus. That's all that was left.

    Actually, the other man is his twin brother. They were born connected like that
  11. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Really ? I feel like you just passed me a note under the desk and said for me to circle yes or no do I think youre cute….so possibly the age Gap might be a bit much

    I'm 25 but I have the soul of an 8 year old

    post nudes
  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I think we have seen my computer and or technical abilities in this thread…I don't know even know what that is but I know enough to know I don't know

    Text me the nudes directly and I will post them myself

    No thanks needed, just take it as me welcoming you into the community.
  13. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I feel theyre young and Mexican and I don't have any in this area 100 percent for sure. I moved from jersey to backwoods America

    Well what if they were in your area would you fuck them???

    Yes:



    No:

  14. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I got scolded. So I can't. Well a few have already seen it anyway. Nothing new just skinnier lol.

    I may be telling a fib when I say a few btw. I don't like to lie…

    Who scolded you? Don't listen to them. I will pay you 1 XRP for nudes.
  15. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I did something very similar lol


    Well sort of. I was against relationships and just wanted to fuck. Kind of like now only better cuz it was not expected then lol

    How do you feel about young Mexican studs in your area?
  16. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would just use a knife and scizzors

    Peasant way to cut down weed. Doesn't burn or hit as nicely.

    Why not just use regular weed with oil and kief topping the bowl? Seems like a weird kids craft to make moonrocks.
  17. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Heather for the love of fuck just give us your forbidden fruit already
  18. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Why are you always weird about that part? You talk about people being pussies yet cant claim up to your own well known face. What's up with that?

    HE'S STILL AVOIDING THE ISSUE
  19. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty much i had a lady grab my cock and slap me at a bar awhile back i didn't really mind because I slapped her back and we laughed about it but yeah i just grabbed some lady by the pussy in public like that i'd be accused of shit

    Funny how that works.

    I've been groped by men too in public but they always back off when you say something.

    But both women who did it to me didnt stop when I said something. Like they dont have that same precaution or fear, and think they cant POSSIBLY give unwanted attention because they've got a pussy.

    I mean I feel guilty even walking behind a girl at night because I know she's worried about that shit. In Taiwan I 'followed' a girl from the train (we were in the same train cab too right next to each other) to her house which just fucking happened to be around the corner from my hotel. Like maybe 10 shops down. Idk if you have seen how asian cities are built but it was like 3 dark alleys of turning from the main street, which made it even worse. I remember her looking back and walking faster, probably thinking some foreigner was gonna rape her. Not that she wasn't justified but I shouldn't feel guilty for just trying to get back to my place. If I was a woman it wouldn't have bothered her.

    Double standards shit both ways.
  20. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Anytime NIS gets exposed to the outside world is a good day.
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