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Posts by 8stringflinG

  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Get real drugs nigga
  2. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    who got de cranbru sace
  3. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how will i converse with underaged girls anonymously now??



    Originally posted by Wariat Ive never tried it. Should I before its gone?

    NO
  4. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano I took 96 diarrhea pills and hope i dont die, they cause cardiac arrest

    Come the fuck on nigga at least get some Crouton or T-PAIN or some shit.

    I hope you get a fecal impaction.
  5. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    amen
  6. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania I grew up here..several generations. At least on my father's side. I would consider Nevada maybe. Outside of Reno.. But thanks to Elon Musk.. Reno real estate has also gone through the roof. Carson city as well

    Reno is a fabulous city. Especially if you like nature. I cannot wait to return.
  7. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Damn how is this the first I'm hearing of it.

    I refuse to watch those trailers. I'll just watch it when it comes out.

    Netflix is kicking ass. They're like a more well funded and monopoly bound Adult Swim in terms of giving the people what they want.

    RIP blockbuster.
  8. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ He moved his lighter to the stuff he was lighting really quickly with a shaky hand and an angry face.

    If you had any sort of motivation you'd be a good writer.
  9. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Canned albacore tuna.

    This is what white tuna is. It's a bigger fish than the normal darker tuna. You can buy it in solid form which is basically big fleshy chunks of fish, which is what I like. Albacore tuna has 10x the amount of Omega-3's like EPA and DHA. dese gud for brain health and also promotes cellular regeneration (good if you're trying to build muscle.) Some of the longest living humans in the world primarily consumed fish as their main source of protein.

    You've heard of mercury in fish, right? That shit comes from atmospheric pollution.

    The bigger the fish, the more life it has eaten, and the more mercury it accumulates. Mercury doesn't pass through the body. It's a heavy metal which settles forever in the spongiform in your bones, slowly leaking DEATH into your body as you go through your years. This is why heavy metal poisoning is some serious shit. We can't cure this,

    It's recommended by the FDA that you eat no more than one can of regular tuna every 3 days, and no more than one can of albacore tuna every 9 days. If we were not polluting our oceans I could eat as much fish as I fucking want, and no mercury would accumulate in my bones.

    This is only getting worse over time. Eventually ocean caught fish will be considered completely unsafe to eat. Mercury levels have risen 30-40% in the last 40 years. It is fucked up. Please do what you can to help the environment so that I can continue eating albacore tuna. Thank you.
  10. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Amen.
  11. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    What ungodly force possessed you to make this assault on my ears?
  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal >normie plebe plays music according to rules and theory that was defined by ancient jews

    >hikki completely unable to play any instrument to any capacity, just mashes keys
  13. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Ordered 50g of phenibut with noopept and a choline supplement

    It's pretty cool that my parents have decided that I never have to work, and to support me financially instead for no reason, for any job I get 100% of the income gets allocated towards shipments of mouth-watering fake drugs

    I do plan on having a full time job by 25 though because I assume if I dont I'm never going to have sex again

    Gross
  14. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I think my hamster is dying. Shes an old gal losing her fur and stuff. Wont be long now. :(

    My dog is losing his fur but he still runs around and plays. This past weekend I took him on an hour and a half walk and he did it like a champ. That kind of fur loss is usually because of dry spots that shrivel up the folicles and thus make it fall out. Dryness happens in humans as we age too, although the loss of head hair is more hormonal than because of dry spots.

    If you want to make her pretty you can use coconut oil on the spots where its falling out. Not sure what hamsters eat but foods that improve circulation would probably negligibly help. Maybe a new toy to get her moving? IDK.

    I wish her the best of luck. I'm sure she's still got some time left in her. Show her all the love you can muster.
  15. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I did, but I'm about to run out, which is THE PROBLEM.

    Are you talking about benzos?

    If you're about to have some fun withdrawal you can buy phenibut legally and cheaply. Better and more feasible than using alcohol as it's a GABA-b agonist just like whatever benzo you're probably taking. Just be sure to use it exclusively to taper down as it's got an addiction of it's own. Bacoflen might be worth looking into as well.
  16. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala MY PSYCHIATRIST IS THE WORST

    She has statistics and diagnoses which say that it is actually, in fact, you who is the worst.
  17. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 Record everything to garage band

    Every time I play? Maybe if I had a better setup for it. Don't really have a good mic or any reason to record my songs right now. Though I guess I could try. Probably someone would buy them if I linked it up to my website.
  18. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What if your whole childhood your mom secretly had a masturbation counter chip thing installed in your mattress and she knows the exact number of times you jacked off and brings the number up all the time when shes out with her girlfriends and they all think it's funny because they know it's just a teenage boy that happened to jack of over 5,000 times in a 5 year span and then anytime you ever met those people they knew and you didnt and secretly one of mom's friends was a hebephile and wanted to fuck you the whole time but you never knew it and she still does but but but

    :(
  19. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You would hope not.

    This is going to be the basis of my next book, beds that report back to the police and your mom if you masturbate or sleep in.
  20. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    For the best really. Telegram is better
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