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Posts by 8stringflinG

  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Stop making yourself look stupid can we agree to at least that?

    He never started.
  2. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo No, although I paid her rent, co signed, moved her in and the power bill is in my name. She's broke and has a kid and now she's literally have to go back to stripping or lower herself to selling her ass. I don't want those things to happen to her so I hope she would reach out to me if she was ever considering it.

    Also, many muslim businessmen get extra wives when they go somewhere for business. Islam perhaps 4 wives if you can handle and take care of them and believe me I do, just ask yo mamacita

    Mamacita doesn't mean what you think it means

    You're supposed to MARRY them before you fuck them. That's what a real muslim would do.

    Why even be muslim when you literally go against everything your God tells you to do?
  3. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You won't make it past 50

    Nigga please. I've seen your face. You didn't take care of your body. I exercise and eat healthy. I win :)

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Those things aren't at all related

    Yes they are lol. You're fucking stupid if you think fish just always had dangerous amounts of mercury.
  4. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Mainland version sounds nicer.
  5. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    OOOH It's just some China bullshit. Nothing to see here.

    "If anybody wants to know, here is the difference between the 3 languages. Cantonese is a DIALECT spoken in Hong Kong and some other provinces in the south of China. It's not the official language but a lot of people speak it. Mandarin is dubbed by Taiwan, who considers itself to be an independent nation from (mainland) China. And Putonghua is dubbed by (mainland) China. Mandarin and Putonghua are spoken EXACTLY THE SAME. Personally, I don't see the point of having both a Mandarin and Putonghua dubbing, but there are legal issues involved. 'Tis why."
  6. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    1:36 for Mandarin

    Then there's Putonghua for some reason. First one is Cantonese.

  7. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Present facts that show Trump is a Russian asset.

    Exactly.
  8. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You've been right a couple of times, but you're usually wrong, because you rely way too heavily on biased narratives and partisan talking points.

  9. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Any idiot can spout lies

    You are living proof of this.
  10. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    also don't you live with her
  11. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Finally broke up with my girlfriend even though she made it very clear she did not want to break up. We're probably still going to see each other and maybe get back together but it's still sad. Meeting with side piece number 2 tomorrow and gonna be more open with her. Sidepiece 1 is so awesome and crazy but idk she has a lot goin on and is pretty busy. Like I literally watch her do coke and talk about ghosts in her house for like an hour at a mile a minute but she's incredibly useful to me and is an awesome person and bangfriend. Idk if things will work out with me and my current former girlfriend but I really think she needs like a year to mature and I need a year to knock up another bitch and focus on some things. I feel pretty good about it, my conscious is clear, I've done so many good things for her and she really hasn't done anything for me.

    I should definitely go to therapy tho but shouldnt we all?

    "Muslim"
  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Once you do a bunch all the time theyre all interchangable and no matter how much you do it doesnt really change anything then so then i got down to like a teaspoon a day and it felt the same as heaping tablespoons all through the day

    You're a retard doing 'tablespoons' of it. Can't afford a scale? There's a ceiling with Crouton and once you hit it the good effects begin to go away. You have to hit the sweet spot.

    And if they feel interchangeable it's probably because you had shit Crouton. Good Crouton makes you nod.
  13. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke You are literally wrong by an order of magnitude.

    Venus has a retrograde orbit and has about a third of the orbit time of mars, so a lot of the time it's very far away. Meanwhile Mars, which is closer by about 20 million miles at it's furthest, is more in line with the Earth's orbit and is only opposite to the earth every 2 years.

    Thank God people like Elon Musk don't listen to you.
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  15. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal That was an amazing fucking series

    Tony Hawks' Underground 1 is one of the greatest games ever made (fact)

    For once, I agree with you. Those games were amazing. I remember playing Underground 2 on Christmas.

    Pro Skater HD wasn't bad if you haven't given it a shot.
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  17. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Mars is much, much closer.
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    I like how he makes friends with the crackhead by the end
  19. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I will always remember how good fuckbiscut was at helicoptering his dick

    I'd watch him masturbate beforehand too. Just a little bit, enough for a chub. But never to completion. THAT would be gay.
  20. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood not showing your dick to other men online is gay

    That's why I've been doing it since I was 14
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