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Posts by 8stringflinG

  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Grylls you back the fuck off right now, that is my mommy you are talking about.
  2. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Eating ass is Christian

    You think?
  3. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm native American because I was born in native America

    You were born in A Nightmare on Elm St.
  4. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Since quitting drugs I can now sleep instantaneously.
  5. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I was told I was like ~95% Italian my whole life then took a DNA test and found out I'm like 65% with the rest being like 6 varieties of European and 1.5% Asian or something like that.

    Even Italians in Italy aren't gonna come up with 95% Italian

    Culture is all that matters. Genetics are a lie. We've been migrating back and forth for ages. This is why there are native white people in Africa and the middle east, and middle eastern people who have been in Europe since before Muslims were in control of Spain, and why North Americans have Asian DNA, and etc etc. We're all mutts.
  6. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    House of representatives has sole power to impeach

    198 Republicans

    235 Democrats

    1 independent

    1 vacant


    Afterwards he'll be liable for any crimes committed in office, which at least includes obstruction of justice. Should be noted he has several other financial suits going on.

  7. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I've got a date Friday with a traditional Christian Mexican girl who makes flan and shit.
  8. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao

    I know I should have but they get real offended real fast when it comes to vegan stuff and I was just gonna end up looking like the monster in the end

    Sounds like a shitty friend if she can't be real about her food.

    I have a vegetarian friend and also my sister is vegetarian, and I'm able to be pretty open when their stuff isn't good. They both accept meat will always taste better than fake meat but choose to just suffer for moral reasons. Its commendable.

    Best fake meats are the chicken ones, because chicken is so flavorless nowadays all it is is spices anyway. Pretty easy to replicate that.
  9. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania She placed a heart sticker on it as she sunbathed you dork

    No. Nobody tans their asshole. You'd have to spread for hours, which is arguably in a pornstar's job description but still difficult to do.
  10. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Venus has a retrograde rotation not orbit.



    Wrong.

    At their closest, Venus is ~25m miles away, Mars is ~35m miles away.

    At its farthest Venus is ~160m miles away and Mars is 250m miles away.




    ???



    Elon Musk is an overrated retard swindler with retard fans.



    This nigga thinks he's an astrologist
  11. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke You could have done a lot more with it.

  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Send bitcoin first
  13. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town shaman. Not only was he the last person anybody would suspect, he was the first person nobody suspected.

    Harold left in his olive green Ford F150 to search for Bear, who he suspected hadn't gone far. The scent of cum led Harold immediately to the nearby graveyard. Fog had settled over the entirety of the boneyard, and the nightshade fairies were
  14. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I was looking for somebody all day but I fear the worst. Damn internet friendships grrr

    I'm right here
  15. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town shaman. Not only was he the last person anybody would suspect, he was the first person nobody suspected.

    Harold left in his olive green Ford F150 to search for Bear, who he suspected hadn't gone far. The scent of cum led Harold immediately to the nearby graveyard. Fog had settled over
  16. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town shaman. Not only was he the last person anybody would suspect, he was the first person nobody suspected.

    Harold left in his olive green Ford F150 to search for Bear, who he suspected hadn't gone far. The scent of cum led
  17. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    That's when she reveals she's actually a 900 year old witch
  18. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town shaman. Not only was he the last person anybody would suspect, he was the first person nobody suspected.

    Harold left in his olive green Ford F150 to search for Bear, who
  19. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town shaman. Not only was he the last person anybody would suspect, he was the first person nobody suspected.

    Harold left in
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