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Posts by 8stringflinG

  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ No, it doesnt.

    I want to see two dudes wearing these: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and ๐Ÿ˜” fucking two girls wearing ๐Ÿ™„ and ๐Ÿคข.

    ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‹๐ŸŽ‰
  2. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town
  3. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿคก

    Do they make any porn where the actors are wearing big emoji masks? They ought to.

    I saw a porn once where this girl bleached a heart onto her asshole.

    I don't know if that counts.
  4. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring
  5. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where
  6. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Who would wanna be with some dumb bitch who gives a shit about your criminal history ?

    Lol well actually maybe it depends on the nature of the crimes, but if a girl wouldn't date me because I've been incarcerated I would be happy to send her on her way.

    All you have is DUIs right?
  7. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group
  8. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I don't know what makes you think they were unaccompanied. Anyway I've been babysitting these kids since they were born. They luv me. It's a thing kids do when you're not an immoral muslim convict hypocrite.

    Pretty much everyone loves me. Young, old, straight, gay, male, female. What can I say?
  9. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags,

    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum.
  10. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra did you point out the hanging midget in the forest

    Lol yes and also how the 20th century lion attacked and killed somebody immediately after they filmed it roaring.
  11. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as

    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a
  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo kill yourself ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L

    Harold was a burly man kill yourself ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L who lived on Drury Lane.
  13. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Loving children is literally the opposite of hurting them

    Duh

    I love children and I have no inclination to fuck them.

    This weekend I gave ukulele lessons to a 9 year old and she cuddled up to me while watching the Wizard of Oz.

    Someone who'd take advantage of such innocence is fucking despicable.
  14. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    5 words at a time. No doubleposting. Please quote what you're continuing on from.




    Harold was a burly man
  15. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Idk if I already said this but being a pedophile isnt wrong, thats some new age hipster bullshit.

    Depends on what you do with that pedophilia.

    Basically the only moral thing to do is suppress it and seek treatment before you end up hurting children.
  16. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    lynch me harder bb
  17. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    more tony hawk

  18. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I've been considering writing a wariat themed gay rape erotica but I have so many ideas around it it's kind of intimidating to start.

    I literally write literotica for money and have been fucked in the ass, and not even I have an inclination to write gay erotica.

    You should reconsider your sexuality.
  19. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
  20. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ FUCK MY SHIT AND CALL ME ERNIE!!

    hey ernie :3
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