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2017-05-11 at 10:27 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Exactly thats why he should just fuck me. I'm easy and I feel nice, nobody has ever fucked me before ;o
I'll even come to you malice just pm me your city and I'll fly down and chill for a weekend.
What do you say?
I havent had sex since 2013 and I was in a relationship for 4 years then so I'm as clean as a potential fuck toy as you'll ever get.
If you tried to do this on Grinder you would get an STD especially since you live in the fag capital of the world lolololol
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2017-05-11 at 8:30 PM UTC in do you ever masturbate so hard you almos die
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Several times while on shards I masturbated for like 15-18 hours straight til my cock was bleeding and when I would cum I my heart would start racily wilding and I'd vomit and pass out in my own vomit.
Been there though probably only about a 1/3 of that time. I need to hook you guys up with that supernatural tier shit I get every couple weeks I literally creamed my jeans just trash talking back and forth on a troll facebook account to my ex but I railed a 140mg~ like 4 or 5 hours before that it's the type of experience I'd pay $200 to have the stuff overnighted but unfortunately that's not a selectable option.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-11 at 2:19 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin^It almost seems like you're rooting for him to fail and so then you can jump up and say "haha! Told ya so!" which I don't really understand the motivation behind that really..I wish even my enemies the best because having something to prove is a lost cause you will come to find out...
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2017-05-09 at 12:09 AM UTC in NiS cringepots (game thread)^This would be funner if we all used Ouija boards nahmean?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-10 at 2:50 AM UTC in None of you guys even actually have problems compared to me.It's this exact line of thinking and mindset that keeps you where you are...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-09 at 6:25 PM UTC in Attn: Everyone, we're getting frogs!
Originally posted by mmQ Butthole AND frog
A butthole and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
Yahweh!
butthole asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The butthole
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."
The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the butthole stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"
Replies the butthole: "Its my nature..."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-09 at 6:27 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinSo I ran into my ex girlfriend's ex husband's big sister the other day. Bit of background info my ex's uncle and I used to be best friend's before he got cancer and moved back to australia so before then we were banging his niece's sister in laws. INexplibably we started just smashin the sis in laws he with the older one and I with the younger one and we end up swapping(not literally well kinda) and we both end up serious with the sisters.
I end up knocking up the older one and she ends up having a still born. Last summer I run into her at a gas station because I'm spun and literally lost trying to find this girls house I met off of some thrashy hookup site(the name escapes me..adult friend finder maybe?)anyways I run into the big sis her name is Stephanie btw and we agree to meet and catch up and just don't end up doing that probably because I'm so paranoid my phone number changes sometimes 3 times in 72 hours.
Anyways Risir's tfw no gf thread reminded me of Stoya which in turn reminds me of Stephanie because my nigga Charles my ex kayla's cousin told me she looked like this pornstar named Stoya so I Tor that name on my Iphone and yep pretty damn close though Stoya is definitely sexier and pretty I think this repeated sighting and reminding of Stephanie is Nature's? way of telling me I should try to ake an effort at a serious thing with her idk I'm probably just overdue for a piece of ass and I remember the last time I went raw dog up in that it was literally so good I cried but like a baby would but silently with my eyes closed and tears of ecstasy so that's my mission within the next few weeks also need to cop a qp of shard just for the fun of it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-09 at 2:43 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinAnd she fuckin' for that tenth
Ohh yeah, ohh yeah,
momma told me put the shard down but I cannot,
I'm still trappin' outta Bidwell,
momma put it down but I cannot,
I'm on a tunnel vision mission gotta stack dough
I cop a tenth for a dollar thirty,
but I hit the fiends and dope hoes
for the fourty, fourty a tenth,
yeah a nigga goin full retarded,
know there's a name for what I do,
but I don't know what to call it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-09 at 12:40 AM UTC in How would your life change if permanent bridges didn't exist?I'd have to take an impossibly long way to get to West Virginia probably(long enough that I have no fucking clue how to get there without the bridge which is 15 minutes away and another further one which is about an hour away.) I'm close enough that I really don't distinguish West Virginia as another state really and other locals don't really either it's just "right down the road".
I guess without bridges there would be ferries here but fuck that I'm driving my own truck no matter where I go...I could rent a car once I got there but this whole no bridge thing sounds inconvenient as possible...I should be eternally grateful for bridges..you have proven your point.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-06 at 11:29 PM UTC in Why do so many people suck at their job?TBH FAM that's because you care(at least to some degree)about being fair and actually earning the pay you receive...other people...no fucks given which actually makes them pretty shitty people.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-06 at 8:11 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Malice My visual perception helped me notice an elderly man had dropped some paperwork and something seemed wrong. Helped a blind person, one good deed done. Hmm, then again, superior moral character would be shown by not bragging. I suppose it just feels good to help people and see them appreciate it.
It's a very common and good human trait to have. If more people shared this school of thought the world would be a truly better place.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-05-07 at 1:19 AM UTC in The plight of the marijuana dealerIf the shard is not hard, a nigga go full retardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-07 at 12:52 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-04 at 11:42 PM UTC in well gontzJust sitting here listening to old high school songs adema/smile empty soul/project wize pretty lame night tbh fam.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-04 at 6:05 AM UTC in Steel reserve is base I use to calculate how buzzed drunk other alcoholic drink will get me.You can use an alcohol by volume calculator but no type of math is going to convert to real life. I swear even bottles vs. cans of the exact same beer and volume turns out to a different/less-/+more buzz. What this power is I cannot say all I know is that it exists.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-03 at 12:53 AM UTC in hows the night going?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-01 at 6:05 AM UTC in the official "I'm far too old for dхm but did it anyway" threadThis thread has inspired to get some tussin possible CCC's and beer tomorrow afternoon along with some type of movie ahh fuck it I got youtube and Netflix will let you know how it goes and don't think you're gonna make it to work tomorrow oh well it's overrated anyways.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-02 at 12:40 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-01 at 7:31 PM UTC in I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORKWeren't you the one who said you could sell tenths for $40? Yeah I'd be hopping right the fuck on that now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-01 at 6:50 PM UTC in Being sexually attracted to my bossNothin FAM. One of my first jobs was a sanitation worker in a food factory. I had this chubby middle aged supervisor named Donna and don't let them chubby 40 year olds fool you this hoe had a snatch that rivaled a high school chick actually scratch that it was better.
TL;DR : Smash your boss brah.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!