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do you ever masturbate so hard you almos die

  1. 2017-05-11 at 9:43 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i feel drained
  2. 2017-05-11 at 10 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Tug too much
  3. 2017-05-11 at 10:16 AM UTC
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I've jerked so much I've shot blood
  4. 2017-05-11 at 11:19 AM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Several times while on shards I masturbated for like 15-18 hours straight til my cock was bleeding and when I would cum I my heart would start racily wilding and I'd vomit and pass out in my own vomit.
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  5. 2017-05-11 at 11:36 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh my garsh. I seem to have a whole new respect on proper tug n pull for Olive Oil.
  6. 2017-05-11 at 1:54 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    bundy killed my whongus
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  7. 2017-05-11 at 5:45 PM UTC
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    I fingers-banged a chick so hard I literally lifted her up off the ground.
  8. 2017-05-11 at 7 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I make girls squirt
  9. 2017-05-11 at 8:30 PM UTC
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Several times while on shards I masturbated for like 15-18 hours straight til my cock was bleeding and when I would cum I my heart would start racily wilding and I'd vomit and pass out in my own vomit.

    Been there though probably only about a 1/3 of that time. I need to hook you guys up with that supernatural tier shit I get every couple weeks I literally creamed my jeans just trash talking back and forth on a troll facebook account to my ex but I railed a 140mg~ like 4 or 5 hours before that it's the type of experience I'd pay $200 to have the stuff overnighted but unfortunately that's not a selectable option.
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  10. 2017-05-11 at 9 PM UTC
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I make girls squirt

    yea...out their assholes in terror after seeing your horrific mug
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  11. 2017-05-11 at 10:29 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sex is boring I'm only interested In getting high
  12. 2017-05-11 at 10:53 PM UTC
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Sex is boring I'm only interested In getting high

    the farm animals say the same thing about you
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  13. 2017-05-11 at 11:23 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock the farm animals say the same thing about you

    You can speak pig? that explains a lot actually.

  14. 2017-05-12 at 3:36 AM UTC
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    When I was a teenager there would be times ive gotten absolutely horrible headaches if I would jack off and not cum soon enough
  15. 2017-05-12 at 3:38 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    me too gonts
  16. 2017-05-12 at 3:47 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you know when you jack off to a pile of trash and you hear static fizzing in your brain
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  17. 2017-05-12 at 4:18 AM UTC
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Oasis you know when you jack off to a pile of trash and you hear static fizzing in your brain

  18. 2017-05-12 at 5:14 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    beans n weiners
  19. 2017-05-12 at 8:18 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you suck weiners
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  20. 2017-05-12 at 6:31 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump you suck weiners

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