can you imagine what highlighter-spelunker boys parents are thinking? im sure theyre about to take the only honorable course and kill themselves.
there cant be anything worse than ones own son pretending to be a woman who is sucking the dick of a socially dejected meth head for all the world to see online.
the only thing worse is getting torpedoed by a nigger.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Jeff Hunter is more of an essence/idea/spirit rather than a tangible human being. He's like Buddha/Allah/God.
This is true. The concept of the &Temple of the Screaming Electron's Jeff Hunter character represents the idea of "to boldly go where no man has gone before, to seek out new life, and new civilizations". That was the entire premise of the BBS. And, yes, there would be Klingons (Feds). And, yes, there would be Romulans (Leos). Raw data for raw nerves. Welcome to the suburbs. There is no escape.
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[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Purewhitepanda
im going to have a dog head transplanted where my penis is. It will be god's gift to woman. They will receive max pleasure with the long tounge and wet nose and i can fuck them nice and deep with the dog snout and lick around inside
The fuck my nigga
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Originally posted by RestStop
I been banging this native ho off and on since summer and have this urge to blow my load into her pow wow hole. Dare to take the pregnant pill fam?
fuck yeah. a girl ain't your girl till you come in her.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
dont flatter yourself thinking i give enough a shit about you or anyone else to embellish a story or provide anything other than a descriptive of a situation.
I'd totally throw you over a fence and you'd be sounding like hank hill as i go to town on that plump pooper of yours faggot
"BWWWAAAAHHAAHAAAA"
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Originally posted by RestStop
That settles it then. Next time I'm going to mix a half tenth with water than use a medicine dropper to shoot the swill in my booty hole. Shit is going to be cash I suspect.
Just drop a couple shards in a shallow dish with water use an oral syringe to crush it draw it up dip the tip of the syringe in Vaseline and then shove it in there and plunge. Lay on your stomach and you're about to feel extremely horny. Redosing with this method leads you to be extremely fucked up. It's dank.
*Note- this may have given me anal fissures over time.
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
The rush from banging it blows any other ROA completely out of the water. And you can only get hepatitis if you use a needle that someone with hepatitis has already used. It's a virus; it doesn't form from nothing. Don't share needles.
Plugging is pretty similarly intoxicating it lacks that rush though. When I started plugging every day in addition to hot rails my addiction spiraled out of control. Lmao.
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The rush from banging it blows any other ROA completely out of the water. And you can only get hepatitis if you use a needle that someone with hepatitis has already used. It's a virus; it doesn't form from nothing. Don't share needles.
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Originally posted by RestStop
It's doubtful that I will. The whole ritual(that I've witnessed more times to count)seems so…"not fun". I'm guessing in the long run it's infinitely easier just to throw a shard on a mirror, chop it and blast. Plus there's the whole hepatitis thing to worry about. Maybe I'll just do a hot rail every once in a while to change it up I really don't like the buzz from smoking it.
You're not going to do a god damn thing
Love, mom
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Somebody sent me a package by FedEx once, and the cock fuck came to the door, didn't bother knocking or ringing, left an "I was here" sticker on my door (which he must have already had ready and filled out), then snuck off and drove away like a useless tit before I could even get to the door. So I look at the notice he left, and it says I have to now go pick it up at their depot, and the depot the dumb fuck took it to is 30 miles away from my home. So I go all the way down there and then discover a lineup 50 people long, all waiting to pick up their packages the stupid dicks had not delivered properly. Then I find out the duties and taxes, service charges, friendship fees, etc. on it are double what the item is worth. So I told them all right there they are bunch of useless fucking tits and I will recommend to everyone I know not to use their services. They are very lucky I didn't beat a couple or a few of them into human hamburger.
Fuck his wife.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Rape suggestions aside that could be a new catch phrase around here "This slampig invited me over for brunch and she went on and on about Donald Trump so basically I took her back to the bedroom and shoved my cock right in her Golem hole! Shit was cash Brahs."
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