2017-09-17 at 5 AM UTC
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shower sex
Originally posted by HTS
Nigga you must fuck gentle. I always go hard/girls always want me to go fucking hard and shit is hot and humid and it's like doing push ups in a Vietnamese swamp while simultaneously trying to feel pleasure.
I can do it, but shit ain't fun. Also water is surprisingly dry when it comes to lubrication. It's retarded.
Originally posted by Joe Kane
This. and if you ever had to deal with large amounts of jizz in the shower it becomes like bakelite and one time I had a large giant patch of water/jizz mix on my thigh hair that was impossible to remove with normal means I had to shave my entire groin area and carefully remove it all like a surgeon which turned me off shower sex for good.
It was like trying to remove skin without bleeding FUCK that shit.
...When you and your "girlfriend" both have experience sticking your dick in someone.
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2017-09-17 at 3:07 AM UTC
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Who joked about setting off..
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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2017-09-17 at 2:18 AM UTC
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Murder/Suicide?
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Murder. If she shot herself while sitting on the stool and it caused a huge exit wound in her skull and thus a huge splatter of blood on the wall, there should also be a bullet hole in the wall. There is no hole in the wall. Someone splattered blood on the wall to make it look like she killed herself but they didn't make a bullet hole. Also, her body has been moved to this location. Rigor mortis set in before the gun and cigarette were placed in her hand. If she were holding the gun and cigarette before she killed herself, her muscles would have gone limp when she died and she would have dropped them. She could only "grip" these things after rigor mortis happened. And there is not enough blood on the floor. If she was shot in the head here, she would have lost a lot more blood. There is nearly no blood on the ground.
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2017-09-17 at 1:06 AM UTC
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Murder/Suicide?
It's a murder because she's smoking a cigarette. If she was gonna shoot herself, she probably would've put it out or finished it first.
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2017-09-16 at 9:18 PM UTC
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Digital scales
Originally posted by RestStop
Mine doesn't say anything like that. Although it should have a function were it eventually becomes self aware and says something like "Nigga, you are going to die".
My scale developed an extreme benzo addiction, it will just randomly flip out and be off my several hundred milligrams for no reason now.
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2017-09-16 at 5:01 PM UTC
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shower sex
Originally posted by aldra
it's not hard unless you have a really small shower, just easy to slip and go ass-first through the glass panes
5 year olds really don't take up that much room to be fair
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2017-09-16 at 2:42 PM UTC
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shower sex
I fucked my gf in the shower once, it wasn't that difficult.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
i wouldn't want a big house either. could you imagine having to walk like 100 yards just coz you want a piss or something?
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So have a big house with lots of bathrooms
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besides, what kind of user covets a custom user title but doesn't bother to have an avatar? shit, you don't come over as serious about your online persona without an avatar son.
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i wouldn't want a big house either. could you imagine having to walk like 100 yards just coz you want a piss or something?
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Originally posted by RestStop
Does anyone else just "disappear" from friends/everyone they know for months at a time? I guess I do it out of boredom and to maintain an air of mystery. It's almost as if I want people to appreciate me more(narcissist pill anyone?)by being rarely available. I will change my number when I want to start my "ghosting" routine and just for the record it's not out of spite or hurt.
Most of the time me and the other person/people ended the visit on a good note and most people I fuck with have no clue where I live so it's not like they can just stop by plus I occupy several different houses as I own several. Maybe it's like reinventing myself several times a year…don't know where I'm going with this not really a huge deal perhaps I needed to add something other than one liners and YouTube rap videos.
I do it all the time. I just silence and ignore all their calls, texts, emails etc, and keep tweeting to let them be aware that I'm ok.
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2017-09-16 at 3:03 AM UTC
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I sort of have this problem
Hasbarat killed an innocent women and now lives in her house, wearing her clothes.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Does anyone else just "disappear" from friends/everyone they know for months at a time? I guess I do it out of boredom and to maintain an air of mystery. It's almost as if I want people to appreciate me more(narcissist pill anyone?)by being rarely available. I will change my number when I want to start my "ghosting" routine and just for the record it's not out of spite or hurt.
Most of the time me and the other person/people ended the visit on a good note and most people I fuck with have no clue where I live so it's not like they can just stop by plus I occupy several different houses as I own several. Maybe it's like reinventing myself several times a year…don't know where I'm going with this not really a huge deal perhaps I needed to add something other than one liners and YouTube rap videos.
I do this, but not because I want people to appreciate me more. I just get bored and/or want to be by myself.
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2017-09-15 at 5:02 PM UTC
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AMA
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
A rhyming word for orange.
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nah man i got to admit pizza is delicious but stuffing a bunch of hot mozzarella down your throat won't do shit but make you fat and lazy yadida
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2017-09-15 at 1:14 AM UTC
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The Way It Really Is
Originally posted by RestStop
That reminds me why I've been having unprotected sex with Native American girls for the past 5 years. At this point it's just a job I've been doing it so long that I don't even remember faces or names I just plow relentlessly, have a scientist use a super technologically advanced and power sponge that has single atom sized vacuums that suck the pussy juice straight off my cock m8.
You see back when the pilgrims landed on plymouth rock and started murdering Indians for the supposed lolz it was actually to stop their cunt juices special powers to make later what is now known as methamphetamine.
Most bros "in the know" have had at least one experience where the meth was super good and indeed had some special "Bam" or "kick, pow!" that had never been present in the other batches. That's the special enzyme from the vaginal fluids of the native hoes. See all those dnm vendors with level 10(over $2.5 million escrow sales?) chances are they had a little "Pow wow" in them there shards.
Every gov't agency known(and not known) in the world is closing in on my sprawling estate as we speak so I don't have much time. I just popped a molly and my niggaz just pulled up in the range.
I've had the pow meth a couple times.
One time it was so powerful my ex and I went to have makeup sex and I was actually able to get the hardest boner ever (usually meth leaves me limp) so I literally ripped her panties off with my teeth and went to town and when I was about to nut i felt like I was about to fall off a cliff.
It also made my sweat smell like bleach for like two days.
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2017-09-15 at 12:19 AM UTC
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Shout out to the homies.
Originally posted by mashlehash
I noticed I capitalized it but was too lazy to change it. Does that make me a jedi?
Since you didn't find some way to profit off it, probably not.
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2017-09-15 at 12:11 AM UTC
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Shout out to the homies.
Originally posted by RestStop
Where are you, Bay?
Tristan da Cunha at the moment. The internet here is surprisingly fast.
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2017-09-14 at 11:01 PM UTC
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Scron and HTS in TC right now
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Originally posted by infinityshock
no, its because the dumb people, who are the overwhelming majority, get jealous and lash out.
i used to be that way…now i do it intentionally and enjoy the out-lashing and ensuing reaper-cussions.
you used to be dumb? you still are pal
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