2018-11-24 at 12:19 AM UTC
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Burned my eyeball smoking meth
just smoke more meth to soothe the pain
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I have probably slept 10 hours since monday
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2018-11-23 at 5:41 PM UTC
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One more year
Originally posted by cupocheer
Is that it? Is that all you have?
No. You can eat the entire pile if you desire.
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2018-11-22 at 3:57 AM UTC
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Have a shitty Thanksgiving.
meanwhile back in the UK
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2018-11-21 at 7:33 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Originally posted by GGG
No offense mq (or kinda offense) but I hope you take this as a lesson to grow the fuck up and cut back on the drinking. Not saying you should quit, just don't get so fucked up you get into bar fights, and if you do get that fucked up, do it at home.
You know all of this because you aren't a retard. I'm just saying be careful cause I lost a toe a few months ago due to similar mistakes. I don't wanna see anything happen to the people here.
Also if you must fight...only challenge people who are at least 6 inches shorter than you and 30-50lb lighter.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by RestStop
Laugh My Right Asshole Off?
As long as you still have the left one, you're fine.
Assholes are like kidneys; we get two, just in case.
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Originally posted by RestStop
14 grams of meth($220)
Also nice!
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Dr. Peter Nigger, PhD
or at least it was until facebook banned me
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Originally posted by aldra
I thought april madison was that scam 'dating affairs' site
That was Ashley Madison...erm so I heard.
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I'm hearing static in my headphones, and in the static i hear voices. My headphones never make noises but they do when i am on day two of RC meth binge.
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Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
If you need to ask then you should prolly be back at school.
Fact is he wasn't cool. You gotta be a certain level of cool for this shit, he was just a retarded faggot that was fucking boring AF.
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2018-11-19 at 2:47 PM UTC
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So, my mom passed tonight.
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by WellHung
Mr. Bachelor's degree in psychology… please post a link proving the aforementioned 90% assertation u made… declaring your credentials online doesn't give you any credibility in my eyes… and you have yet to do anything to earn it.๐ค
This was a 3 cringer
This is a thread about a guys mom dying and you're making it so cringey and pathetic shes going to haunt the fuck out of you
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2018-11-19 at 10:57 AM UTC
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So, my mom passed tonight.
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I'm here for you and feel for you hamp. Losing a mother can't be easy. You have my number if you need someone to talk to. Or PM or whatever.
(Just not xbox lol)
People usually say 'sorry for your loss' but that always sounded like apologizing to me, so good luck hamp. Know you're not gonna need to deal with it alone.
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Originally posted by ohfralala
*Lanny blew everybody on this website
๐ฆ๐ฆ feed ๐ฆ me ๐ฆ your ๐ฆ cummies ๐ฆ daddy ๐ฆ๐ฆ
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2018-11-18 at 6:55 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
5 Golden Rings!
4 Hummingbirds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
๐
And a Partridge in a pear treeee
๐
But a real random thought.. I never really thought about it before but Iโm really glad that I had parents who named me something thatโs not crazy
So last night at a hockey game I went to.. my friend works for a dealership that sponsors the team and they had a hospitality room where they had a lot of goodies ya kno food and drink and all of my friends coworkers and boss were there and I felt kinda nervous and put on the spot as we came in the room
They were all there and they came up to us to shake my hand they were like Whatโs your name?!
Iโm like Tara! Enthusiasticly lol
They said, ohh Tara! Hi!
And for the first time in my life I thought to myself.. I really like my name .. idk why it happened as an epiphany last night but it did...
I wonder if my two older sisters
(Brandi & Traci ) have ever had that thought..
Iโm gonna call them and ask...
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
STATUS UPDATE:
I have not had a proper erection in days now.
I may need to seek treatment from a physician (or a prostitute).
But don't worry, fellow NIS folks, I will continue updating as things develop.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Whatโs a an erection? ๐ค
what japanese people vote in
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I remember waking up one night and bursting into your moms vagina.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
most girls finger themselves stupidly too like they just rub their clits back and forth like they're patting a tiny mouse on the head. You've gotta surprise it and slap it and throw it off its game. Bitches are just lazy with their own body. Ask a girl how she fingers herself and it's usually the most junior high technique you've ever seen.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Getting ready to be washed in the shower.
The guys are on their way.
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