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  1. Ghost Black Hole
    METAL GEAR
  2. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I took 170 mg of MDMA last night and had an awesome time. Now I know I shouldn't but I have 100 mg of MDA and I want to take it tonight and go back to the same club. I know it's gonna be shitty but i think I'm still going to do it.

    Any more than like 300mg makes me unable to piss
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ

  4. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
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  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Hi
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I take my life week by week but I think if I make it through this one I'm in the clear
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
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  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Greatest weekend ever man.
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  9. Ghost Black Hole
    Doing meth is like renting a horror movie where the characters come out and start dancing with you.
  10. Last night, I smoked myself into a stupor with my wax atomizer. These are new to me, but I'm definitely very happy with mine so far. It's very efficient relative to doing a dab any other way, and you get all the smoke, and most importantly, you're not sitting around like a dildo heating up your rig and waiting, which can take 60+ seconds altogether, just load it up and let it rip.

    I also experienced the itis worse than ever yesterday. I got smoked up to the stars, then shoved a massive amount of garbage into my face for the first time in several weeks. It's almost like my system just couldn't handle all the poison I threw at it. I went down at a child's bedtime, then at 1 AM with a massive shit queued up, went and dumped my ass, and released 24 hours of toxic sludge into one regretful toilet bowl.
  11. I'm still having the shits, but I'm producing cornflake shaped shit flakes now, not loose motion. That's probably my Raisin Bran breakfast. Blech. I gotta stop buying snacks and junk food on the weekends.
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost Doing meth is like renting a porno movie where the girls come out and start masutrbating with you.

    Indeed.
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    I have become the a
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by PhD in Condom Mechanics Last night, I smoked myself into a stupor with my wax atomizer. These are new to me, but I'm definitely very happy with mine so far. It's very efficient relative to doing a dab any other way, and you get all the smoke, and most importantly, you're not sitting around like a dildo heating up your rig and waiting, which can take 60+ seconds altogether, just load it up and let it rip.

    I also experienced the itis worse than ever yesterday. I got smoked up to the stars, then shoved a massive amount of garbage into my face for the first time in several weeks. It's almost like my system just couldn't handle all the poison I threw at it. I went down at a child's bedtime, then at 1 AM with a massive shit queued up, went and dumped my ass, and released 24 hours of toxic sludge into one regretful toilet bowl.

    Whoa take it easy on the junk food, buddy. At least Chipotle it nahhh mean?
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    'It definitely had an effect' the circulatory system later confirmed
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The Retarded Thread: Full Metal Bundy

    If someone accuses you of 'misgendering' them, you can respond with 'I was addressing you based on biological sex, not gender
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ...faggot.'
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hate lying awake at night knowing you have to come up with a bullshit story in the morning
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm hearing static in my headphones, and in the static i hear voices. My headphones never make noises but they do when i am on day two of RC meth binge.
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  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by RestStop

    Liam totally wins that fight

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