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2018-11-17 at 3:32 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-11-17 at 9:54 AM UTC in Aint nobody up in this bitch right now?
Originally posted by gadzooks I really wish weed would still suffice.
I assume when you said "a few bowls," you meant weed (although you very well could have meant meth, since it is also smoked out of a bowl-shaped pipe).
I used to love weed. But something happened. Some neural disruption occurred and created a crosswire that turned weed from fun and enjoyable into devastating and horrible. :(
You don't like weed or meth, you like crack and spice and you're turning into sploo and I'm sorry.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-17 at 8:51 AM UTC in Paying for Sex (is it inevitable if you're a dude?)I remember, a couple years back, I met this tall, bosomy gal in a summer dress at the liquor store, and decided to talk to her on the walk home (we were both heading in the same direction).
I made some small talk. I wasn't too good at it, but I tried.
Then, I asked her if she wanted to come over to my place to have a few drinks with me.
She, surprisingly, said "yes."
So we have a few drinks, and then she invites me over to her apartment (the complex pretty much right next to mine). We have a fun evening. We kiss, we do the sex, etc.
It turns out she was an escort.
She didn't charge me, though. We were just two people having sex, and she just happens to have sex with people for a living.
Anyway, one day, she asked to borrow my car. I lent it to her, because, to be quite honest, I had grown a bit fond of her, and had a hard time saying no to her.
Well, she gets pulled over with a bunch of drugs and drug money in the car, and my vehicle is impounded for 30 days.
The impound fees totaled about $800 after that time had elapsed, and I simply couldn't afford to pay it at that time.
So, the moral of the story is: You're gonna end up paying for sex, one way or another.
It's a fact of life.
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2018-11-16 at 1:45 PM UTC in Meth vs CrackThe last time I did meff I was up jerking off most of the night.
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2018-11-16 at 12:08 PM UTC in are you folks still chasing forum chubby? (ohfralala)Does anyone know where I go to find pictures of naked women on the internet? My Mom told me to be careful online, but I secretly want to see how women go potty.
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2018-11-16 at 11:10 AM UTC in Meth vs Crackalso you can't really have coke/crack sex effectively because of the short duration. the best part of doing meth was blasting a huge line and some dabs and then you start fucking and the sun does that thing it does it cartoons where it goes up and down a few times really fast before you finish. also blasting trance the entire time. i've never felt more euphoric on drugs (or off) than those times
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2018-11-16 at 3:01 AM UTC in Meth vs CrackThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-15 at 8:07 PM UTC in My mom just called me and she said I sounded "out of it"Lol @
Huffing gas out of a balloon seems to be a hot button issue with her though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-15 at 4:08 AM UTC in Meth vs Crack
Originally posted by mmQ I've never tried CRACK maybe because it's called CRACK such a stupid name like why would I wanna do CRACK it sounds like a dirty floor drug if they just named it something pretty like FLOWER or SWEET or something I'd try it but it's not so I'm not.
The name "crack" is precisely why I tried it in the first place. Because it sounds hilarious.
Crack is the funniest of all the drugs, and is the most joked about on late night, stand up comedy, on the street, etc. It has some really nice percussive sounds in it when you say SMOKIN CRAKC. Or when a black girl say CrackEEAAaad!
Heroin least funny drug. It sounds very serious and all its nicknames same kinda lame. dope is the best, and even that's subpar.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-14 at 11:45 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?Diced Pineapples 🍍❤️
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Broccoli 🥦❤️
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2018-11-14 at 7:29 PM UTC in Buying drugs from the internetThat $3000 shipping is likely for a shipping option they put up but are currently not offering. They can't delete it afterwards so they change the price to a ridiculous amount knowing then that nobody will obvs choose it.
This then leaves it open if they want to offer that same shipping option gain in future.
Dunno why that's so hard for y'all to figure out.
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2018-11-14 at 11:48 AM UTC in What have you eaten today?It's fine if you do I guess but it does make you sort of gay.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-14 at 2:46 AM UTC in games women playI want to do a fat girl doggystyle and set up a gaming laptop on her lower back to play counterstrikeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-13 at 9:10 PM UTC in Forest firesYO THIS FIRE IS LIT AF
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2018-11-13 at 1:10 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsCup is woke...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-13 at 8:12 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-13 at 7:25 AM UTC in Got some head tonight & it was outstandingWeird sex has apparently never gotten dome (head) from me. I'd suck his dick off so fast he wouldn't know which side of the Mississippi he even ever lived on.
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2018-11-12 at 1:46 PM UTC in Tell me about Michigan!! DT Detroit is freaking awesomeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-12 at 12:46 PM UTC in Tell me about Michigan!! DT Detroit is freaking awesome
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2018-11-11 at 11:22 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI ain't got no manners for no slut............. IMA PUT MY THUMB IN HER BUTT!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
