But what about those gold plated Lamborghini's and towers full of fountains that spout vsop Hennessy brah?
Woke up half an hour ago...had a dream that I was banging my very first gf but her vagina was not what I would call satisfactory. I couldn't enjoy or finish for the live of me but that wasn't the unusual part. Hulking around the general area was Adolf Hitler but with the body of Mr. Olympia Jay Cutler circa 2009. Though it wasn't clearly stated I somehow knew if I didn't finish soon he was going to tag in. Of course I don't remember how it ended or if the dream had any closure I was pretty indifferent to it all.
I wish in dreams I knew it was in fact a dream. I would have pulled out the second she stopped being fun and got dressed and told Mr. Adolf Cutler that she's all his and went and done something fun. Ice. I probably would've went and done ice.
Your inner nigger is showing, bling.
^I can tell the guy is a massive fag just by what he's wearing.
2017-07-03 at 6:02 PM UTC
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Is anyone here poly?
Can concur. Have an off/on gf Angel and just hooked up with some hair-on junkie called Mercedes the other day. I'm actually just a low life and not rly polygamous tho'.
British people are pussies compared to Americans /thread
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder". V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
Idk...I just can't for the life of me get into anything that really doesn't directly concern me tbh. I'm not in politics, I'm not gay or know anyone who really is, I'm not a racial minority, if I don't like/respect a law I just flat out break it usually without even thinking. I can't control the weather or what stupid people say on TV nor do I have any oversight on mass spree killers.
It's just shit I can't control nor really give a shit about so I just say fuck 'em. Let them all scream 'til they're blue in the face in any scenario I've given..see if it makes a damn days difference to me or anyone else.
2017-07-03 at 6:31 AM UTC
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How come Totse2001..
Totse 2001, why you trappin' so hard?
Why these niggas cappin' so hard?
Why you got a 12 car garage?
Why you pullin' all these rappers cards?
2017-07-03 at 6:01 AM UTC
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black people
It's rather odd where I live. Here your pretty much either a hill billy or a black person. The latter being pretty rare but in the specific general area of the county I live in is about as dense as the black population gets. You would think hill billies and blacks living together there would be constant fighting and feuding but this sub category is even further broken down to a dozen or so country roads and 2 state routes most of this population either being a drug dealer and/or fiend.
All of us seem to get along famously aside from a rare dispute or two so I probably have a higher opinion of black people in general than most of the user base here. I think it's because most of my fellow associates have a us vs the police mentality so where most other people would be divided because of racial differences people here say fuck it and overlook it for the greater collective good.
TFW being a low life keeps you from being racist; miracles do happen.
