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2017-07-05 at 11:07 AM UTC in Game: Ask OuijiH
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2017-07-05 at 11:07 AM UTC in Game: Ask OuijiW
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2017-07-05 at 10:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-07-05 at 10:31 AM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?The only post I even faintly remember from way back was RustyShackleford arguing against someone making a thread about starving themselves to death I barely recall more than a few sentences but I remember thinking "damn, this nigga is pretty smart."
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2017-07-05 at 9:32 AM UTC in HTS-Phoenix for MOD & QUEEN OF THE MONGOLVOIDScron drink mah piss dawg.
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2017-07-05 at 8:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI found it sitting next to my car as I was leaving my apartment. I don’t know why I picked it up. How many countless pennies have I walked past as I’ve gone about my life? Dozens? Hundreds?
Yet, for some reason, I was drawn to this one.
This shabby, crusty old penny.
When I got to my desk at work, I began to unload my pockets. Cell phone. Wallet. Keys. Penny.
Phil, one of my colleagues, walked into my office. In his hands were two breakfast sandwiches from our favorite breakfast joint.
“Hey, Steve. They only had enough bacon to do one sandwich. The other one is sausage. I know we both like bacon, so…wanna arm wrestle for it?” he laughed.
I glanced down at the penny. Lincoln’s face, a nice shade of green, was staring up at me.
“Let’s flip for it,” I said. “Winner gets the bacon.”
Phil nodded as I flipped the coin. As it reached its apex, I called heads.
It hit my palm and I flipped it onto the back of my hand.
Heads!
I polished off my sandwich and started going about my day.
About an hour in I started to realize it was going to be a slow day. No new orders. No new e-mails. And every e-mail response I sent got an out-of-office reply. Obviously, it was the day before a holiday. Everyone was probably out enjoying their lives. Meanwhile, I was stuck in the office, staring at my Outlook.
At around noon my boss walked in, Phil right behind him.
“Ok, things are slow and people are cutting out early. I need at least one of you here in case the team has any issues,” my boss said. “Decide who will get to leave early.”
As my boss left, I stared up at Phil.
“Well, you got the bacon sandwich, sooo,” he said.
“Hell no,” I said. “You got to cut out early last Friday…and the Friday before that.”
“Ugh, come on, man. I got…plans…this afternoon,” he said awkwardly.
I looked down at the penny. I swore ole Lincoln gave me a wink.
“Let’s flip for it?” I said.
It didn’t take me long to pack up and head for the door. I could feel Phil shooting daggers at me from behind. Sorry, old friend. But, today is my day! Tails never fails!
I glanced down at the penny and gave it a knowing smile.
I headed to Wal-Mart to buy my wife some flowers. I wanted to surprise her …maybe take her out to an early dinner.
After Wal-Mart, I headed to the gas station and got gas. As I was paying, I spotted the lottery tickets. Hell, why not? Today was turning up good for me!
Which one should I pick? I wondered. I grabbed the penny from my pocket. Heads, Seven Sevens. Tails, Lucky Rabbits Foot. I flipped the coin.
Tails. Lucky Rabbits Foot.
I scratched off the ticket as I stood at the cashier.
One.
Two.
Three lucky rabbit feet!
I scratched off the prize. $250!
Luckily the cashier had enough to pay me the winnings. I skipped to my car, cash in hand, and headed home.
I got to my apartment and headed for the door. It was left open a crack. My heart sank as I pushed it open slowly.
I could hear the master bedroom shower running. My wife called out from it.
“Hey, Phil! I’m just taking a quick shower. Sorry if you texted, my phone broke this morning!” she yelled.
I felt my legs almost give out on me.
I turned back around and slowly closed the door. I headed down the steps and got back in my car.
I don’t remember driving. I don’t remember walking into the store either. But, next thing I knew I was standing in the hunting section of Wal-Mart.
“What can I help you with?” a worker asked me as I stood by the glass case that held guns and knives.
“Gun or knife?” he asked.
I felt my right hand reach into my pocket to grab the lottery winnings. My left hand reached into my pocket to grab the penny.
“Let’s flip for it,” I said.
I stood outside the apartment door. It was closed now. Before I could reach for my key, it swung open, my wife in tears.
“Steve, I…oh my God, I didn’t want you to find out this way,” she cried.
I stepped inside. I saw Phil sitting on my chair in the living room.
My chair.
“Listen, Steve…I want you to know that…I want you to know that this has nothing to do with you,” she said between sobs.
I walked up to Phil. He stood up, defiantly.
“Listen, man,” he began. “I—“
Before he could finish, I had plunged the knife deep into his abdomen. He stared into my eyes as his body began to go limp. Far away I could hear my wife’s screams.
“Steve, oh my God! What did you do?!” she yelled.
I turned to her, the bloody knife still clenched in my hand. She was on the floor, clinging to one of the kitchen chairs.
“Steve, please don’t do this,” she said. “Please! Please don’t kill me!”
I stopped a few feet from her and reached into my pocket to grab the penny.
“Let’s flip for it,” I said.
As I merge onto the highway, I lift the penny up in the air. It looks almost brand new. Shiny. Vibrant. Goddamn beautiful penny!
I hit a bump in the road and hear the bodies shift in the trunk.
Fuck.
What the hell do I do with them?
Do I bury them?
Do I toss them?
I look at the penny.
“Let’s flip for it.” -
2017-07-05 at 8:24 AM UTC in Camping in Alaska
Originally posted by Dargo And to think I clicked on this thread believing you actually did something outdoorsy. Tsk tsk.
Originally posted by mmQ Lannys camping in Alaska equals pitching a tent in front of wilderness porn.
This is the survival skill level/know how level of 98% percent of the niggasin.space user base :
Also them camping in Alaska niggas go pretty hard. Usually almost exclusively strongly dislike most music people post here so it's refreshing that I actually want to hear the song in it's entirety.
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2017-07-05 at 7:14 AM UTC in What kind of nightmares do you have?
Originally posted by RestStop Woke up half an hour ago…had a dream that I was banging my very first gf but her vagina was not what I would call satisfactory. I couldn't enjoy or finish for the live of me but that wasn't the unusual part. Hulking around the general area was Adolf Hitler but with the body of Mr. Olympia Jay Cutler circa 2009. Though it wasn't clearly stated I somehow knew if I didn't finish soon he was going to tag in. Of course I don't remember how it ended or if the dream had any closure I was pretty indifferent to it all.
I wish in dreams I knew it was in fact a dream. I would have pulled out the second she stopped being fun and got dressed and told Mr. Adolf Cutler that she's all his and went and done something fun. Ice. I probably would've went and done ice. -
2017-07-05 at 7:03 AM UTC in You should all fucking kill yourselvesThe key to getting everyone to kill themselves is to indeed kill yourself first. Your act of selflessness and courage will inspire and motivate us all to follow suit.
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2017-07-05 at 7:01 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSIs Tor not loading for anyone else? I'm figuring everyone else thought it useless to be on the 4th and now there's a shit storm of vendors and junkies overloading it now that the postal holiday is over..
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2017-07-05 at 6:41 AM UTC in women with kids suck so bad
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2017-07-04 at 3:56 PM UTC in Self Mutilation
Originally posted by hydromorphone I stopped doing this regularly around 17 or so. It's a bitch having to explain to some faggot why you do this to yourself, and deal with the "Don't do that" shit.
No one can help you with this mentality and these two sentences alone prove your nothing more than an attention whore...oh yeah /thread. -
2017-07-04 at 3:47 PM UTC in Make Kinkou AdminI really don't know who it is aside from here...I saw her on tc very briefly months ago and aside from that only the pic or two she posted on here...I don't know what the conspiracy about it is...and I've already wasted too much typing on the subject.
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2017-07-04 at 3:35 PM UTC in Make Kinkou AdminI've seen her before in tc I never got the whole "OMG it's a man" thing to begin with...another infinitycuck shtick I guess.
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2017-07-04 at 3:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS:)
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2017-07-04 at 3:21 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-07-04 at 1:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThese German niggaz go pretty hard too :
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2017-07-04 at 1:23 PM UTC in Fuck a moral code, nigga!
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2017-07-04 at 1:12 PM UTC in tfw anxious...
Originally posted by Phoenix Ye, I'm Canada. There was no delivery yesterday, 'cause Canada day was on Saturday. I'm beginning to suspect that there was no sorting on Canada day, there was no sorting on Sunday, and there was no sorting yesterday… so my mail is just in some unsorted abyss. I hope I'm wrong.
I remember the last time I ordered something from Canada and a holiday fell into the shipping days it literally went from the usual 6 days to 10. I'm not Canada but Ohio so I'm not all that far away. Expect a few day delay unfortunately. -
2017-07-04 at 1:09 PM UTC in ATTN: RestStopIt's more for exaggeration than proper typing but..I will take this into consideration.
