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2017-07-04 at 1:07 PM UTC in tfw anxious...No mail delivery today for the US at least. Of course you probably know that.
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2017-07-04 at 12:37 PM UTC in How hot is your weathergirl?
Originally posted by cerakote hot damn, that hourglass figure
Originally posted by Lanny I like the dress, kinda reminds me of my highschool crush.
I find weather women slight offensive though, like what the fuck kind of sad sack of shit can't look up some porn and has to get their titillation from the weather? I mean who even checks the weather? This whole thread is kinda confusing to me.
Yes FAM. She has the type of body(judging from the outline of the dress)that is ass heavy without the other parts being comparably heavy. You usually only see this being prevalent in African American females. I'm not saying they're the ones that ONLY have this figure but I chuckle a little inside when I see a white girl who's skinny say something like "Ugh I so need to gain some weight; I miss my ass and tits." Bish, Bish, BISH! If you don't have noticeable tits/ass when you're skinny then you ain't getting them when you gain weight you're just going to get fat and your goodie parts are still going to be proportionate to the rest of you.
As my favorite Australian body builder once said "A fat girl with big tits is like a skinny guy with abs; It doesn't count."
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2017-07-04 at 12:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThis about sums up my life...
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2017-07-04 at 10:16 AM UTC in have your independance you yank fucksEhh no mail and post offices aren't functioning which is detrimental to me so yeah fuck this day.
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2017-07-04 at 9:39 AM UTC in Do your coffee pisses have a slight smell?I don't know why but lately they smell like pure vinegar/something that somewhat resembles industrial strength cleaner. It's probably not healthy...
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2017-07-04 at 9:25 AM UTC in Movies that suck
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2017-07-04 at 8:17 AM UTC in women with kids suck so badIDK it's one of those things that kinda gives me a loophole without looking like an asshole. "Um Yeah I just don't want to do the kid thing sorry." In reality that's usually not the thing that bothers me but I guess it's better than saying "well actually I think your stupid/ugly/worthless/a drain to society" etc..
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2017-07-04 at 7:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-07-03 at 11:03 PM UTC in State of Illinois About to Declare BankruptcyOhio must be safe if my dog shit piss tier county can afford to pave a state route in the middle of no where. Is anyone here from Ill?
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2017-07-03 at 10:55 PM UTC in Little kids screaming loudly right next to you.
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2017-07-03 at 10:42 PM UTC in Lanny is trying to erase me from existence.LOL this is Scrawny every time someone thanks his post:
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2017-07-03 at 10:37 PM UTC in Lanny is trying to erase me from existence.LOL. This guy is seriously trying to play the "it wasn't me I was framed" card? Your posts are so just...so horrific and fucking annoying that they make infinityshock's "stfu and suck my cock faggot" one liners look like literary works of genius.
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2017-07-03 at 10:28 PM UTC in Coming across a porn clip of someone you know/have met.
Originally posted by mmQ @Resty
AFF. I forgot about that place, I never really used it myself but I think I tried for sure when I was much younger. Is it still up. I'd guess it's been almost 10 years since I've looked, but a friend's hot mom, or a teacher, would've been the ultimate score. That's a goddamn boy's dream. How old were you and her when that went down?
19..maybe 20. So that's about 10 years for me as well. I don't think I even had a bank account/debit at the time so I probably couldn't have even upgraded to message her or whoever else without one probably. She wasn't particularly attractive either but she looked damn young for her age not a day over 25 and though I can't remember her exact age she was early 40's. My ex gf is now married to her son. If I was ever invited to Thanksgiving dinner I'd definitely have to say something like "Hey Daisy. Remember that time....". -
2017-07-03 at 10:22 PM UTC in Little kids screaming loudly right next to you.Depending on the setting usually saying something like "Um excuse me mr/ma'am. Could you please quiet your child(ren)? I'm about to shoot up this place and I don't need any distractions right now."
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2017-07-03 at 10:10 PM UTC in Coming across a porn clip of someone you know/have met.As disappointing as it sounds neither have I. I did find one of my friend's moms on Adult Friend Finder and just so happened ended up banging said friend's mom. Not through use of the website though but reading her profile gave me a huge advantage when setting out for the night. My friend was in prison and so we had the house to ourselves we ended up getting smashed on Wild Turkey and I said something horrifically cheesy like "I've always liked you" while brushing her hair out of her face and then I think we simultaneously went in for the a kiss. A nigga go donald trump when I'm lookin' for the snatch.
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2017-07-03 at 9:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS"Remember every hole is a goal. Any snatch you can catch."
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2017-07-03 at 9:30 PM UTC in eaysiest items to steal to resell on ebayI know when I was dog shit poor in high school my girlfriend and her little sister would steal Iphone covers from Walmart and then return them for cash so said lil sis's bf and me could get a case of beer for Friday night. I'm sure this cash policy has changed though or maybe it's still valid for smaller cheap items these things were maybe $15/piece max.
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2017-07-03 at 9:23 PM UTC in anybody into astronomy?
Originally posted by mmQ space scares me, like, mad propositions to the RedBull guy that free-fell from space to earth, obviously they knew what they were doing but I mean, if something went wrong, they can't just send someone to rescue you. While it would be terrifyingly beautiful to be left stranded, floating in space, it would most just be terrifying.
Sometimes I wonder if there is a hell, if it would be that. Black, empty space, and you do nothing but float in it, for all of eternity.
Naw FAM. Well idk about hell but purgatory is the Burger King in Jackson, Ohio. I speak from experience. I mean..just look at the place..
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2017-07-03 at 8:51 PM UTC in u got to sleep somtimes riteNo...I'm a meth head. I do not know this "sleep" you speak of but it sounds like it's something invented for faggots and poor people.
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2017-07-03 at 8:17 PM UTC in I wonder if my old car could still be sitting there at the junkyard.You can "find" plenty of change here https://mturk.com I don't use it anymore and I've heard the payout is no where near it was 3-4 years ago but it does indeed work and you actually get money which then can easily be transferred to your bank account of choice for no fee.
