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Posts by RestStop

  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Nigga please


    Noice. Noice.
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mashlehash Jeff is watching

    There has been a guy with a permanent smile on his face that has been standing in my living room for the past three days. I think I heard him whisper something about being Jeff Hunter idk for sure though.
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    I have a feeling Enter is trying to make a new meme...just a guess.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 SpectraL what now?


    Was it pushed back a few weeks? will it be like October 4th or some shit?

    December 24th, 2017 is my new prediction. Might as well blow all that saved up Christmas money on meth and hookers I know that's probably what I'm gonna spend it on.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ I was in either 1st or 2nd grade when my neighbor, Dan, gave me a ride home from school. He was probably 40 years old or so, a mechanic, and had in his truck one of those little mini calenders with topless broads. I think that was the first time I saw boobs, and I liked them.

    He certainly must've known I could see them. He was just.. helping a brotha out, giving me a little TASTE.

    That Dan nigga sound lit AF fam.
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Skip to 3:18..the rest do be fly...fuck it.

  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist you don't just take it out the packet and put in oven, you add lots of extra cheese and toppings of your choice first. they never put enough toppings on those things.




    .

    This nigga....this nigga gets it.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I made a thread about it. My friend is a cps worker and her friend she works with is friends with Kirsten Dunst and kristen dunst is doing something here in austin and my friend (neighbor girl) asked if I would drive her to the bar and grill to have dinner with her and her friends.

    Oh that's cool. Seems you would have more opportunities to do things like that in a big city. I met hatebreed before they were famous and still a garage band and within a year I could scream I was so tired of telling that story over and over again because my friend insisted on it. Of course I figured they were just average guys with big dreams going no where like me and my friends lol.
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Juila...Maxwell.
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    So..how did meeting her come about?
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Fams. Hard. Niggas. Go.

  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Does RestStop just thank people for acknowledging his existence?

    Actually I have this system where I thank roughly double of what people thank me. SRS.
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mashlehash Who?

    The cat in the avatar.
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mashlehash When I was young, I used to spin around in circles for fun

    Circles are drugs. I knew it all along.
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Nigga look breaded like some chicken wings!
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    It's RestStop aka Big League,
    I'm MLB you motherfuckers tee ball,
    all I do is ball hard, and smoke shard.
    Even though I'm the star at the top
    of totem pole, I still make you niggaz
    freeze wherever you see me go.

    Now I'm at my girls house yeah the native hoe,
    her mom said "RestStop I'm broke but I need
    some dope". So I threw that old fuckin' dog
    a bone. I'm drunk, too stoned, don't know
    how the hell I'm gettin' home.
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    "Life sucks scum fuck" - G.G. Allin
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I thought it was truly a hillbilly paradise then I saw the shed with the dog, but then I saw the Chinese emblem pieces on the wall. You're those rare Asian hill folks that prolly live in Texas or California. Admit it. do people confuse you for American Indians?

    Native Americans you insensitive prick!
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ I used to work overnights at a tanning salon/ laundromat and at least a few times a week I'd find a bunch of piss in one of the little garbages in the tanning booths.

    Apparently these girls were too stupid to use the bathroom beforehand and too lazy to use it later, so they'd just piss in the garbage.

    We even changed it so that the garbage cans were attached to the wall at like, eye level at least, and somehow they'd still piss in them sometimes. Acrobatic type shit I don't even know how it was physically possible, I just know it had to have been easier to just walk down the hall and use the fucking bathroom. Sick world!

    LOL now every time I see some pretty young blonde with a dark tan I'm going to think "Whoa, whoa, whoa RestStop. Remember what mmQ said. That bitch probably pisses in trash cans. Do you really wanna have sex with a person like that?"
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    So what race are you exactly? I'm pretty damn white myself and don't really give a fuck if a bunch of brown people want to throw a white pride parade I think it's pretty funny actually.
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