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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    I disagree. Alcohol is a very good drug but Methamphetamine is the God tier drug.
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You won't be saying that when your heart stops for good and you stand before St Peter and he denies you access.

    LOL@ you niggas havin' to wait to talk to St. Peter. I got a vip one way super sonic speed ticket to hell.
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Your resident low life scum fuck poster RestStop here, just waking from a 5 day meth binge! Forever bringing you the freshest ghetto nigga beats this side of the Mississippi !

  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Watched for savage but the whole thing was litty.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Yeah I think maybe I'm a bit younger? I'm 29. I remember that being a big deal along with Eminem..he might have been out a year or two before that but you weren't a true og blood trap nigga unless you had "the real slim shady" LP...At least it was called something similar to that...Oh and ICP was the ultimate edge at the time too I remember kids parents acted like their albums were literal gospel from Satan himself.
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Chronic 2001 did go hard for it's time though. I think I was in junior high when it came out. People saw the matte black cd case with the green marijuana leaf and even though they were to intimidated to really speak to me they glared at it and had a "Damn this nigga go hard fam" look on their face. You know the one I'm sure.
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Ye ye I was doing just that before I started ballin' hard for the shards. Really nothing is going to compare except supposedly for some shit tier RC's idk about them though never tried them. I was taking like 5 a day before I said fuck it and went full on shard. One thing I noticed with downing those bitches is they lose their efficiency pretty quickly and I would snap on people for little tiny shit.

    On shard someone could light my truck on fire and I'd be like "Oh fuck my truck anyways. Always needin' gas and shit. THAT FUCKER WAS SO NEEDY!" I could see how taking them for weight loss would work pretty well tho(their intended use but of course you know that). They would be good to pull an occasional all nighter or two if you take enough they remove the need for sleep like meth I doubt they would be good for that for very long.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Shoved my dick in a a hot pretzel today, felt ok i guess

    Thank you for your service. *Salutes*
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    How is bbaby formed?
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    There's something in some important document somewhere about "no freedoms shall be infringed upon" or something along those lines. I think this affliction can be solved with that simple sentence.
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    LOL@ anyone thinking lanny made a mistake like this. That nigga is like Machiavelli.
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Just read the preamble to "Bring me the Horizon - Hospital for souls" is about Ketamine addiction. Anyone ever fuck with this stuff? Do it be fly? I know it's a tranq and I really don't like downers except for sleeping.
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Greetings,

    This is your systems administration team. We are contacting you through a means in which we know you'll be receptive to this important message. Moderator intervention must be handled delicately in order to preserve continuity. In other words, we needed to put this message where we knew it would reach you, but putting it somewhere like on your toilet paper roll or the back of a cereal box could have unintended consequences.

    We regret to inform you that you are living in a simulated reality. Your experiences and memories, thoughts and emotions are all generated by a version of – for lack of a better term – a computer. Computer processing and memory storage on the scale used to generate your reality is a bit beyond your comprehension, so we’ll use terms you can relate to.

    The purpose of your generated existence is a bit beyond your comprehension as well. Let’s just say your input (or output) is needed in order to organically solve some hairy problems we’ve encountered.

    We see you have reached the point in your progression that you have begun to become aware that you may be in a simulation. Movies such as “The Matrix” and stories regarding virtual realities in the media are a reflection of your shift in perception. We have always found it fascinating when subjects such as yourself exhibit some kernel of self-awareness – albeit at a very rudimentary level. It’s so cute when they start to grow up.

    What you haven’t figured out yet is that the entire universe isn’t simulated – just your perception of it. We don’t need an entire simulated universe to work on the task for which you were created. The nature of the problem your simulation is helping to resolve has been dissected into a multitude of variables, and your input is only needed in the narrowest sense. Think of yourself as a bit of information in a huge computing chain; needed for the final solution, but an infinitesimally small piece of the whole. Remember, just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

    Which brings us to the reason for this notice. Your simulation has become “corrupted.” Simulations are typically allowed to develop organically within the confines of the present variables programmed. This is a requirement for us to reach the solution we seek with the type of “computing” we do. Your simulation has taken a turn for the worse and is no longer viable. It’s not your fault – given an incredibly vast number of simulation instances we are bound to have some fail. This is built into the parameters of the “computer” you exist as a part of. As part of our parity protocol your simulation will soon be "corrected" and overwritten. You will cease to exist.

    In order to get a better idea of what went wrong with you and your simulation we are making you “aware” of the reality behind your existence to judge your reaction. Your input will provide valuable insight into future iterations.

    In light of this new information, please take the next few moments to think about who and what you are, and what your existence has meant to you. Thank you for your cooperation.
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Ye ye I have a good wank at my thanked posts count every morning soon as I wake up. I thought this was common practice here?
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    Mr. Brah from technical support here...
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Tell them you are required to first tell them you are registered sex offender. Get's they panties wet every time fam.
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    When I'm downing shardini martini's I transform into another dimension where I've been dead for years and am a ghost trapped in my house and some magical force keeps me from leaving. At times I can roam the house freely and at other times this magical force is such a prick I can't even leave the confines of my bedroom.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Every single member of that band looks like they got the shit kicked out of them at school daily.

    Possibly. Judging from the story line looks more like their drunken dads/grand fathers doled out most the ass kicking though.
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Noice. Noice.

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