Posts by RestStop

2017-09-26 at 2:03 PM UTC in Batman died

RestStop Space Nigga

I don't recall the guy but sorry to hear you guys lost a friend that always sucks.

2017-09-26 at 1:59 PM UTC in Well this is fucking depressing.

RestStop Space Nigga

Heard that nigga went hard on "Alaskan Troopers".

2017-09-26 at 1:58 PM UTC in cant sleep life sucks

RestStop Space Nigga

"Sleep is for broke people"

2017-09-26 at 11:04 AM UTC in lol. I feel like I'm close to buying a real doll and pretending it's real.

RestStop Space Nigga

1. Become a dopeboy
2. Acquire Hoes
3. Make sure hoes do be fly
4. Bang the fly hoes
5. ????
6. PROFIT

2017-09-26 at 10:58 AM UTC in The Edgy Thread: Murder Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by NARCassist people do go into woods tho, so that would be risky if it was discovered.

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True. TBH if I discovered a (murdered) dead body in the woods I'd probably be like "Aw fuck this nigga" turn around and never report or talk about it. Unfortunately for all the would be murderers the world isn't full of people like me though.

2017-09-26 at 10:49 AM UTC in Some pics from when I lived with hydro

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by vnorberto the better part of west virginia

More Like Kentucky.

Originally posted by Enter I always imagine her looking like honey boo boo's mom.

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about honey boo boo's mom. u wouldnt say this shit to her at lan, shes jacked. not only that but she wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

2017-09-26 at 10:45 AM UTC in The Edgy Thread: Murder Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

I remember "The Ice Man" would take his victims to a rat infested area of the woods and when he returned a week later there was nothing but a blood stain left which of course nature would also take care of pretty quickly.

2017-09-26 at 10:42 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words

RestStop Space Nigga

Idk if I'm off topic at this point with the whole inspirational thing but this has been one of my favorite motivational videos and I've been researhing this shit for a minute :

2017-09-26 at 9:39 AM UTC in Considering to become a Muslim.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Don't "666" me you Manchurian Candidate-looking motherfucker

OWNED!

2017-09-26 at 3:54 AM UTC in Police: Man Leaves Baby at Michigan Business, Steals Crane

RestStop Space Nigga

Sounds like that nigga went hard.

2017-09-26 at 3:33 AM UTC in The Edgy Thread: Murder Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit… then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS

get a mirror about 50 cm square. fix the mirror tightly into a frame. like a thick wooden picture frame. make sure the mirror is tight and strongly fitted, or believe me YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT …IT WILL CAUSE A MISTAKE TO HAPPEN A MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO PUT RIGHT. SO DO NOT RUSH THIS FRAME.

Now mount the frame on a small table with legs about 25 cm high. make sure the mirror is on the top of the table. when you look on the table you can see yourself. AND BELIEVE YOU ME, MAKE SURE THE WHOLE SET UP IS STURDY AND STRONG….OR YOULL REGRET IT.

NOW make your way down to a shallow running river. not a still river. Take a BRAVE friend with you. Both of you step into the river and hold the one side of the frame each. with one hand on each corner.

now go to a depth in the river so that the legs of the frame are on the bottom of the river and this makes the mirror on the top of the frame about 5 to 10cm below the surface.

now take a few deep breaths and relax. both you and your friend STARE INTO THE SUBMERGED MIRROR, AND FOR GOD SAKE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE STURDY FRAME TIGHTLY.

EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BECOME MESMERISED WITH THE MIRROR, YOU WILL CEASE TO SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR AND THE REFLECTION OF THE RUNNING WATER, AND A KIND OF DARK SHAPE OF ONE FORM OR ANOTHER WILL APPEAR IN THE MIRROR. This shape is an existing being, that is alive like you and i, but it is of a different form. it will be kind of dull, and looking at it will frighten you. but stay and keep staring at it, because it is also staring at you. now if you or your friend gets really scarred, to the thing that is looking at you, it will see this fear as a vibrant display of one form or another, and this is very attractive to this kind of being, and then it will try and come out of the mirror to BE WITH YOU …TO BE CLOSE TO YOU AND TO …GET THIS…..STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER. EVEN when you are 100 years old and dying, this being will be next to you if you let it get out of the mirror…. trust me. you will know it is trying to get out of the mirror, because the mirror will start getting kind of dragged about in the water by some mysterious force, IT WILL START TO FLAIL AROUND. this is when you must pull that mirror clean out of the water WITHOUT BREAKING IT. IF IT BREAKS …YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELF A NEW MATE…THAT IS WHY I STRESS THE WHOLE SET UP HAS TO BE VERY STRONG. it may be difficult to get the mirror out of the water, but if you run off and leave it in the water. the thing will still come out and believe me it will catch you in 100th of a second. the thing to know is, this being will be like a dark dull mass, something you have never seen before, and if you run it will run after you and it will always be just nearly getting you. it does this because it knows that by being close to you, that vibrant display ( your fear is at a max) it will also be attracted to anger or laughter. if it does get out and come after you, just sit still and it will also be still, laugh and it will come close, be scarred and it will come close. basically just accept it. if it comes out you have just got yourself the closest friend you will ever have……….

I've been looking for this fucking thing forever...

2017-09-26 at 2:33 AM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition

RestStop Space Nigga

Just watched swearnet: the movie lol. Funny shit haven't laughed that much in a long time.

2017-09-25 at 11:18 PM UTC in The Edgy Thread: Murder Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by mmQ Or just get a shovel and bury them in a shallow grave.

shallow graves do be fly tho.

2017-09-25 at 10:14 PM UTC in Some pics from when I lived with hydro

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by mmQ Pee-Wee Herman

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Pee-Wee Herman. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

2017-09-25 at 9:50 PM UTC in I need some inspiring words

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by NARCassist she didn't even answer this cunt, lol

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The fuck...

2017-09-25 at 9:17 PM UTC in The Edgy Thread: Murder Edition.

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by -SpectraL Coat the person in concrete and then display them as a statue on your front lawn.

Damn. That would be a cool ass ending to a movie.

2017-09-25 at 9:06 PM UTC in I'm wearing a vneck

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by mashlehash But what about the people that don't know me?

Let them think you're a cocky wanker?

2017-09-25 at 9:01 PM UTC in I'm wearing a vneck

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by mashlehash And my chest hair is showing.

I hate this, I feel like others would think I'm trying to show off my chest hair.

Text everyone you know "totally NOT showing off my chest hair today" I think they'll get the hint.

2017-09-25 at 8:55 PM UTC in I'm wearing a vneck

RestStop Space Nigga

Sounds like a very nice and spiritual experience.

2017-09-25 at 8:32 PM UTC in Some pics from when I lived with hydro

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by HTS What? I'd feel good on your penis?

I admit I LOL'd on that one.

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