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2017-10-04 at 10:18 PM UTC in Got a physhNice fish. That is a nice fish.
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2017-10-04 at 9:59 PM UTC in Totse 2001 Appreciation ThreadThat family is so shredded that Zyzz would be envious.
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2017-10-04 at 9:31 PM UTC in I'm sick of being a little bitch.I don't think very many people put much thought into others. When I think of other people it usually goes something like "Yeah, that guy is pretty funny" or "He's an asshole" and the old "Oh yeah I remember her she's a pretty girl." Unless you conversate with a specific person for several hours a day I doubt they put much more thought into it than that.
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2017-10-04 at 9:20 PM UTC in 6 million jedis did not die in the Holocaust
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2017-10-04 at 9:13 PM UTC in 6 million jedis did not die in the HolocaustReminds me of a new name I need to post in the band names thread : Jacking off on the corpses of 6 million jedis. Too far?
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2017-10-04 at 9:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-10-04 at 8:43 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editionThis video is HAWT :
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2017-10-04 at 8:34 PM UTC in What's the first sexual thing you saw growing up?
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2017-10-04 at 8:14 PM UTC in Real friendships vs. Fake friendshipsI remember watching a youtube video in which a preacher explained it more eloquently than I can but it went something like this:
You have comrades : These people and you have a common enemy. You bond together to defeat this enemy. Once the enemy is defeated you say your goodbyes and part ways.
You have your constituents: This is the most common type of friend you will ever have in your life. You share a common goal or dream. Most of these people are on the same work crew as you. They often come in the form of co workers or people you have conspired to accomplish whatever goal couldn't be easily achieved without several minds.
Confidants : If you meet two of these people in your life consider yourself an extremely blessed person. They are there for you. They are into you. They are into what you are into. They are your biggest supporter, fan, and these people will go above and beyond to help you. They will not fail you. These are without a doubt the best people you will ever meet in your life. -
2017-10-04 at 7:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!I know that these niggas gettin' sick of me (eww-ah)
These chains on my neck cost a mil' a piece (umm)
I won't even like to freestyle for free
I put in the key and I ride the beat (whirr)
I won't even come out the house for free
I pay a nigga to drive for me (huh?)
Jay Z couldn't even co-sign for me
I do what I want, 'cause I'm signed to me (damn)
I get the, I get the, I get the bag
They get the bag, had to cut it in half (whoa)
Stop the comparin', y'all makin' me laugh
Need the rehab, I'm addicted to cash (Gucci)
Convertible Wop, convertible top
My dope got a vertical, look at it hop
Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, and it jump out the pot (pot)
Came out of jail and went straight to the top
Take it easy, baby, middle of summer, I'm freezin', baby (burr)
Don't leave me, baby
Just drop to your knees and please me, baby (don't)
I'm fascinated, two bitches so fine that I masturbated (hah)
Congratulations, she brain me so good that I graduated (wow)
They had to hate it
I don't fuck with them niggas, they plastic, baby (heh)
I trap a baby, I rap but own all my masters, baby
It's tragic, baby, I pull up and fuck up the traffic, baby (hah)
I'm savage, baby
I'm killin' these niggas, closed casket, baby (ayy, Wop) -
2017-10-04 at 6:23 PM UTC in I'm wearing a vneckJust get a $5 Old Navy solid color v neck. Barely a bigger opening than a regular crew cut and things is lit AF fam.
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2017-10-04 at 6:13 PM UTC in I will fuck every post in this thread.I fucked your mom with a baseball bat and she loved every second of it you little piece of junk :).
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2017-10-04 at 5:58 PM UTC in Was hanging out with a girl and she was on her phone the whole time.
Originally posted by benny vader 1. grab the phone.
2. throw that phone away.
3. if she looks about to protest, slap her hard.
4. slap her anyway irregardless, hard and repeatedly.
5. if she still hasnt run away by now, it means she consented to sex.
As my great grandfather El RestStopido used to say "You can't rape the dead". -
2017-10-04 at 4:17 PM UTC in The Simulation HypothesisHere's my theory. Life is a game of who can acquire the most. Therefore, he who dies with the most toys wins.
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2017-10-04 at 3:41 PM UTC in Just talked to a girl, and she was talking about sexual things with me.^ Is that 21 Savage? Aw hell naw. Thought that nigga went hard Fams. Guess not.
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2017-10-04 at 2:58 PM UTC in I suck my own dickThank you for your service. *Salutes*
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2017-10-04 at 2:30 PM UTC in ignore user optionIgnore user option should be automatically implemented on every scron and sploo account with the option to deselect it.
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2017-10-04 at 2:24 PM UTC in Just talked to a girl, and she was talking about sexual things with me.I admit most things I've acquired or attained in my life that I thought were impossible were pretty underwhelming once the goal was accomplished. Even if they brought great happiness or gave me that "fuck yeah!" hooray moment they were really short lived and fleeting lasting only moments..a day if that. I don't know maybe it's a sign of depression?
I'd really like an explanation of this as well. -
2017-10-04 at 2:12 PM UTC in Here's a fucking suggestion*One typical Wednesday morning at Mashes house*
Mash's Dad : " It's almost noon Mashie; time to cut your hair and get a goddamn job son!"
Mash : "Naw nugga. I be mixin' mad beats and finna be a rockstar. Go back and pull it to xhamster some more Fam."
Mash's Dad : " Let me put this into words your simple ass can understand. If you don't "Get a jeb breh, I'm finna evict yo' Johnathan Davis lookin' ass. Nahhh mean?"
Mash, visibly shaken shouts "Nigga I finna tell momma you be gettin' down to some redbone bish named "Trina" on the porno webz, Ja feel?"
Mashes Dad, obviously scared by the threat, runs out of his son's bedroom defeated. The end. -
2017-10-04 at 2:03 PM UTC in I will thank every post in this thread.I been poppin' Xannie's and snortin' crystal man I feel just like a rockstar.