Things you've put your dick inside

1. 2017-09-28 at 7:51 AM UTC

   #101
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Shoved my dick in a a hot pretzel today, felt ok i guess

   
   When did you start calling your dad's asshole 'a hot pretzel?'
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2. 2017-09-28 at 9:31 AM UTC

   #102
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Shoved my dick in a a hot pretzel today, felt ok i guess

   
   Thank you for your service. *Salutes*
3. 2017-09-28 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Where is Lanny.. he seems only concerned with my Jeff Hunter comments
   
   
   Lanny.. stick your dick in something and come post about it!
4. 2017-09-28 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #104
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I stuck a rod down my dick a few times during masrurbation
5. 2017-10-01 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #105
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat A cup full of cooked spaghetti (no sauce), a 17 yo black chick that looked like a man, a $6 Fleshlight-clone from Amazon, between a hoes big toe and index toe like a pool cue, etc.

   
   You had me at "fleshlight clone".
6. 2017-10-01 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #106
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat A cup full of cooked spaghetti (no sauce), a 17 yo black chick that looked like a man, a $6 Fleshlight-clone from Amazon, between a hoes big toe and index toe like a pool cue, etc.

   
   Wut
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7. 2017-10-03 at 11 PM UTC

   #107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What happen to my mirror post of this one
   
   
   "Things you put inside your dick"
8. 2017-10-04 at 12:21 AM UTC

   #108
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I used to have a teddy bear from my child hood that I cherished, and over time it developed a hole in the crotch. I ripped it open and fucked it in my closet
   
   I lubed up the hole because let's face it, fucking cotton ain't comfortable (nawhmean?)
   
   My Childhood Teddy Bear
9. 2017-10-05 at 6:28 AM UTC

   #109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I tried to put it in my dog but he wouldn't let me
10. 2017-10-05 at 10:11 AM UTC

    #110
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut I tried to put it in my dog but he wouldn't let me

    
    you don't give it the option.
11. 2017-10-05 at 7:48 PM UTC

    #111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut I tried to put it in my dog but he wouldn't let me

    
    Informs SPCA. the CPS of animals
12. 2017-10-05 at 8:32 PM UTC

    #112
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut I tried to put it in my dog but he wouldn't let me

    
    did you entice it with fried chicken?
13. 2017-10-05 at 8:50 PM UTC

    #113
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    slather peanut butter and honey on your dick before you cram it in