Posts by ORACLE

1. 2020-03-24 at 9:13 PM UTC in Yes psychos, all the ¡Science! shows masks do help stop viruses
   

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   Korea and Japan aren't testing or some shit
2. 2020-03-24 at 6:18 PM UTC in How to get Aladdin to rub my lamp?
   

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   Originally posted by Dfg Is that the best you got?

   
   Shut up faggot
3. 2020-03-24 at 1:50 PM UTC in How to get Aladdin to rub my lamp?
   

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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby U mad lil bro?

   
   U gay lil queermo?
4. 2020-03-24 at 1:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

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   I'd £ that ass for 50
5. 2020-03-24 at 1:26 PM UTC in How to get Aladdin to rub my lamp?
   

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   Originally posted by HTS Turn your lamp into a cute dog or cat and he will want to pet and rub it.

   
   Feed your lamp a zoan fruit
6. 2020-03-24 at 1:26 PM UTC in How to get Aladdin to rub my lamp?
   

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   Originally posted by Dfg Is that the best you got?

   
   Shut up faggot
7. 2020-03-24 at 12:50 PM UTC in How to get Aladdin to rub my lamp?
   

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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Answering a question with a question.. you're triggered like a lil bitch

   
   Sounds like something a faggot would say
8. 2020-03-24 at 12:45 PM UTC in How to get Aladdin to rub my lamp?
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby U mad lil bro?

   
   U gay lil queermo?
9. 2020-03-24 at 12:40 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

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   That nigga misread Schopenhauer
10. 2020-03-24 at 12:40 PM UTC in How to get Aladdin to rub my lamp?
    

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    Originally posted by Dfg 1) Find a cave.
    2) Get it's location on Google maps.
    3) Make an poster etc talking about a secret ritual or treasure hunt, paste it on reddit, chans etc, make it go viral if possible.
    4) Camp out in the camp.
    5) When someone comes in, lie down naked and cover your body with leaves, rugs etc, leave your dick outside, put a sign next to it, saying, "RUB THIS AND SOMETHING AMAZING WILL HAPPEN"
    6) Once your victim touches it, surprise them and rape them. Make sure you have a gun, cause it's kinda obvious.
    
    Once the deed is done, remove all traces, hide the body and run away.
    
    
    Rinse and repeat, till you become a serial rapist/killer.

    
    Shut up faggot
11. 2020-03-24 at 11:32 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

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    Originally posted by WellHung i dont know how to…

    
    
12. 2020-03-24 at 11:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

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    Originally posted by CASPER And the theres a cinstant realization that theres just not enough time to do all the things i want/need to do, so why bother trying. Consciously i know thats bitch nigga shit but fortunately im too tired to care lol.

    
    Let's mutual suicide
13. 2020-03-24 at 11:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

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    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah my vertebrae are grinding on each other. Hip fucked up, pain down my leg. Giant hole in my molar and dentists offices all closed. 4k left to my name at a dead end job. 2 minths peft to go on methadone.
    Backat moms house. Find myself fuckingwith people for no reason.
    
    Im mot even sad- depressed persey. Just fucking exhausted. Every time the phone even rings at work i sigh reflexively and curse under my breath. Everything is just so fucking heavy. I dont remember it being like that when i was 20. It sounds so inviting to just lay in bed until i turn to slime. I dont need things to be easy. I just dont want to feel that oppressive fucking gravity and pressure every minute of every day. Feels like being at the bottom of the ocean in a sprite can.

    
    Yeah I am not sad depressed but more like you depressed. I have to willpower every single little thing.
14. 2020-03-24 at 10:58 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

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    Originally posted by WellHung You should see the new pictures I gave Douglas to post.. he won't do it though cause I look so good.

    
    You won't post it yourself because you are fat and gay
15. 2020-03-24 at 10:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

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    Originally posted by CASPER Youre describing the last 14 years of my life. Im just so fucking tired and everything is too much work.

    
    Mood man. Idk why but when I drop acid, I feel perfectly "normal". Like how I wished I felt every single day of my life. I wish antidepressants worked as well.
16. 2020-03-24 at 10:45 AM UTC in How to get Aladdin to rub my lamp?
    

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    Get a lad in to rub your oil lamp
17. 2020-03-24 at 10:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

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    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah i think ive barely played 4 hours in the last couple months. I just have so much other stuff that needs doing.

    
    Even stuff I need to do, I have basically started tossing stuff away 30 minutes into doing it like a big baby. Everything that needs doing, I'm getting it done 30 minutes at a time.
18. 2020-03-24 at 10:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

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    Originally posted by Fox Lmao little depressed faggot. Get a real job loser. And while you’re at it, stop fucking dogs

    
    Literal dogfucker chink who works as a literal clerk ^
    
    Your whole life is a giant depression, you are just used to fucking dogs to know there is anything else.
19. 2020-03-24 at 10:17 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

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    Originally posted by Octavian Why m8?

    
    Idk really. I've been feeling extra distracted recently. Everything in my life seems just ever so slightly out of balance. I want my life to run like a McCoy. I have been sitting down to write and can't do it for more than ~15 minutes a day. I can't okay for more that 20 or 30 minutes in a row.
    
    Shit just sucks.
    
    I have a lot of stuff buzzing around in my mind and I just can't stop it long enough to get one thing down. Even when I meditate, it's gotten harder to let thoughts spin down. O feel like I can't think, I'm just belching out thoughts from my subconscious and I can't cap it.
    
    I wish I could just shut it the fuck up and focus on doing one thing every day, all day.
20. 2020-03-24 at 10:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

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    Originally posted by Grylls put it on easy mode, u gonna get gud endorphin ting vibes

    
    Nah man I am playing Doom Eternal and I can tell it is a great game, I'm even shredding ass on Nightmare mode because I am good at clicking head, but I literally just cannot sit there and at for more than 20-30 mins