Posts by ORACLE

1. 2020-03-26 at 11:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

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   Originally posted by Sudo https://www.theguardian.com/science/2005/sep/13/medicineandhealth.china

   
   Brooooo what the fuck. I know they have been taking organs and tissue but shipping it out to UK and America and shit, wow.
2. 2020-03-26 at 11:15 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Oh yeah and they can even change your height.
3. 2020-03-26 at 11:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

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   Enjoy! It's not the greatest read but it is fucking fascinating.
   
   You should read Kai Fu Lee's AI Superpowers if you haven't already. Very well worth the read. Be ready to get real concerned about shit you can't affect, because it will happen. It's kind of insane.
   
   Also read up on Chinese "cosmetic science". On my most recent trip I visited Liaoyang medical hospital and university where I met Americans and Europeans who were actually getting procedures done, or were returning for more. I mention guy who said he was 57, literally looked like a late 20s or early 30s guy. I was not allowed to go anywhere but the parts open for tourists but their shit is very advanced even according to the stuff my guide showed and told me. They can alter your skull however they want. They can change your eyes, your voice, everything.
   
   My conspiracy brain collates all this shit alongside China's human cloning projects and somehow I cannot help but feel they are already knocking down next generation espionage and warfare. If you read about these things with the context of Xi's book, it will make you mentally shit your pants.
4. 2020-03-26 at 11:04 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

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   I bet that nigga puts Italian seasoning on his omelette and calls it frittata
5. 2020-03-26 at 11:02 PM UTC in Fuck the dollar, fuck the feds, fuck the kikes. Enjoy your Trumpbux
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych So am I..

   
   Ah yes, we met at a conference back on Nibiru remember? Year XF201178, sector 4, you delivered a lecture on antimatter teledildonics.
   
   

   I love how it says Jedi cuz it makes the conversation really funny

   
   Actually, I was responsible for that. Glad you like it!
6. 2020-03-26 at 11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Solstice Im making bat soup

   
   For a second I thought this said "smoking bat soup"
7. 2020-03-26 at 10:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

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   Originally posted by Sudo I can't find anything on a xi jinping autobiography so I don't think it exists

   
   It's called "The Governance of China". It's not called an autobiography (and let's be honest, he absolutely didn't write it himself in any case). But it is basically an autobiography.
8. 2020-03-26 at 10:51 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

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   Milky cashews
9. 2020-03-26 at 10:51 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Grylls We should meet

   
   This is a surprise inspection
10. 2020-03-26 at 10:50 PM UTC in Fuck the dollar, fuck the feds, fuck the kikes. Enjoy your Trumpbux
    

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    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Ahhh jedis aren't termites they are people and they are not all the same because of a damn religion. Just as all Catholics or even better Christians are not all the same

    
    That's right they are not termites that's preposterous
    
    They're liserds
11. 2020-03-26 at 10:50 PM UTC in Fuck the dollar, fuck the feds, fuck the kikes. Enjoy your Trumpbux
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fox That’s what it’s called when one man is unashamedly riding another man’s dick til it damn near breaks off

    
    Your dick is occupied with dogs and dogs alone.
12. 2020-03-26 at 10:49 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Grylls she needs some vitamin D

    
    Vitamin Deez NUTS NIGGA
13. 2020-03-26 at 10:46 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Grylls post another pic of your ass

    
    I need to see your sphincter
14. 2020-03-26 at 10:45 PM UTC in Fuck the dollar, fuck the feds, fuck the kikes. Enjoy your Trumpbux
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by snab_snib why is he browsing your post history, oracle?

    
    Because he is very upset about being a clerk and having sex with dogs ruins his e-tuff persona.
15. 2020-03-26 at 10:44 PM UTC in Fuck the dollar, fuck the feds, fuck the kikes. Enjoy your Trumpbux
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fox Folks, this is the picture of a hard working person

    
    LMAO Clerkboy visibly jealous I make bank while working for less than an hour a day.
    
    This is why he will always be a poor clerk: quality works beats quantity any time.
    
    Butt when the clerk gazes into the dog anus, the dog anus also gazes into him. What else is he to do but to fuck it?
16. 2020-03-26 at 10:38 PM UTC in Fuck the dollar, fuck the feds, fuck the kikes. Enjoy your Trumpbux
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by snab_snib when did you start jerking off to drawn pictures of anthropomorphic animals?
    
    do you own a fursuit?

    
    When he saw dog ass, it was love at first sight
17. 2020-03-26 at 10:35 PM UTC in Fuck the dollar, fuck the feds, fuck the kikes. Enjoy your Trumpbux
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fox This nigger loves me so much he hangs on to every word. If even half of that is true. I only remember the bits about Pakistan, and your fat disgusting girlfriend paying your rent while you fail to write freelance web articles for Textbroker dot com

    
    ^ When his dog gets worms and they wriggle out its ass, clerkboy confuses them with his penis.
18. 2020-03-26 at 10:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

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    Originally posted by Octavian Yeah China's numbers are probably AT LEAST 25% higher.
    
    

    
    25% is an understatement. The chinks are outright lying. Anybody who legitimately believes Chinese government numbers in times of crisis is straight up retarded. Of course they are going to lie, they are a communist dictatorship under chairman Xi. Read his autobiography, nigga specifically talks about how locating the people is #1.
19. 2020-03-26 at 10:31 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Not very happy at this moment

    
    Aw what's wrong hon
20. 2020-03-26 at 10:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

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    China is simply lying about their numbers my dude.