2020-03-24 at 5:51 AM UTC
Been 400 yrs since it get rubbed
Do i force his hand?
Teeheee
2020-03-24 at 9:30 AM UTC
He's dead from Corona, rub your own lamp.
2020-03-24 at 10:45 AM UTC
Get a lad in to rub your oil lamp
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2020-03-24 at 12:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Been 400 yrs since it get rubbed
Do i force his hand?
Teeheee
Lamp?
I bet it's more like tea light.
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2020-03-24 at 12:13 PM UTC
Dfg
Tuskegee Airman
[compulsively riposte the emigrant]
1) Find a cave.
2) Get it's location on Google maps.
3) Make an poster etc talking about a secret ritual or treasure hunt, paste it on reddit, chans etc, make it go viral if possible.
4) Camp out in the camp.
5) When someone comes in, lie down naked and cover your body with leaves, rugs etc, leave your dick outside, put a sign next to it, saying, "RUB THIS AND SOMETHING AMAZING WILL HAPPEN"
6) Once your victim touches it, surprise them and rape them. Make sure you have a gun, cause it's kinda obvious.
Once the deed is done, remove all traces, hide the body and run away.
Rinse and repeat, till you become a serial rapist/killer.
2020-03-24 at 1:23 PM UTC
Turn your lamp into a cute dog or cat and he will want to pet and rub it.
2020-03-24 at 1:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by HTS
Turn your lamp into a cute dog or cat and he will want to pet and rub it.
Feed your lamp a zoan fruit
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2020-03-24 at 2:04 PM UTC
Dress your lamp up in a bra.
