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Posts by ORACLE

  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo you seem really hung up on dating apps, I'm sorry that is your reference point for female relations. That sounds awkward and depressing, like dating apps tend to be. Also you are literally meek, brown and insecure which is undesirable to all but the ugliest and most desperate

    You seem awfully touchy about your Tinder bio, hotwheels. Looks I struck a nerve.

    I'm guessing you had the incel experience and didn't meet a single girl off it. You sound pretty bitter about not getting to dick college pussy.
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I did not make a bio and just have pictures and still get matches like crazy

    You have 0 social skills, are devoid of charisma and are unable to network enough to obtain pussy without a dating app, of which you go for sheer numbers and you've learned to swipe left on attractive women because you know they will never swipe right

    This is such a moon child conversation I'm entertaining your bitch ass with I almost deleted it it's so depressing knowing a lil bitch such as you exists. You often find yourself holding your breath while next to people because you think it sounds loud

    Nice fanfiction, hotwheels.

    Do you put hotwheels pics in your bio to get that cripple sympathy pussy? I know you still don't get matches, because you are ugly.
  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Pollen = kief everyone else shut the fuck up
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I just dropped a fat shit shaped exactly like Bill Krozby
  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Surely a banana is more comfortable.

    There's only one way to find out
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Lol. The saddest thing about being over here is no toys. I have to by those Trojan cock ring/finger massagers for a little bit of extra vibe

    Freeze water in a condom and use it to fuck yourself in the ass
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Just dropped 5 pounds of shit in a 2 pound bag, looks exactly like Bill Krozby
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You seem to have a lot of digestive issues.

    I eat hard and shit harder
  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Shitting out pesto squirts
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls Why do you think that they’re getting it? You’d think rich and famous people would be the least to get it

    Maybe they have private doctors testing them for it, maybe we all fucking have it

    I just read prince charles got it now..

    Rich and famous people are no strangers to travel (breathing recirculated air carrying all those pathogens) and large crowds
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Why hasn't this virus caught on in the third world? Besides Iran, it's all the rich people who are getting hit.


    Millions more non rich non famous people have gotten it. It has not affected poorer countries as badly because they do not have as much direct travel to and from the initially affected regions. They will inevitably start getting it too.
  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny quiet paki.

    Quiet mong. They are not general testing. Those are reported figures from those who have come forward to get tested. And China is lying about their numbers flat out.
  13. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Dfg kk

    Shut up faggot
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You probably have leaky butt syndrome

    More like massive multi staged pasta shitz syndrome
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I really did it for shits and giggles due to quarantinization but that is duplicitous. Idk, something about the medium is so interesting/depressing. Its emptiness is right up my alley.

    I think a better dating app would be where people could design collages they believe represent who they are that may or may not include pictures of themselves. People are so vain they probably all will, but it would be more honest

    Translation: you're an ugly loser who is unattractive in pictures and can't write a bio
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm shitting out fresh basil pesto rigatoni
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Dfg k

    Shut up faggot
  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Man I made griddle grilled honey soy lemon salmon over basil pesto rigatoni and ate it. Now it's 5 an and I am shitting so much it's literally 4+ different shit sessions.
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Calling people in 2020
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra

    Is this your dad?
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