it is literally more natural for a man to have sexual and intimate relations with a 12 year old girl than it is for two adult aged men to engage in sexual stimulation
Or at least Rockstar could make a spinoff series that is 2D top down like the original GTA games
before I start this thread, no Chinatown wars does not count.
Imagine, that Rockstar games abandoned the boring 3DPD third person shit that is overplayed to death (the series should have died with San Andreas) and returned to their top-down roots
Imagine if they returned to being comical, over the top, cartoony and surreal .... oh man Imagine the amazing artistic direction, not just of the visuals but of the atmosphere and feel. Imagine they went back to being slapstick and over the top, with the floating gangster heads yip yapping while feeding you dialog. Imagine the crunching sound of running over the little NPCs returning ....
Now you could say "Why don't you just go back to playing GTA 1 and 2?" Because there is so much more they could add to the series.
They could add:
- interiors featuring stores, missions with epic shootouts, bank robbing etc (think miami hotline) it might look something like Miami Hotline
- They could add radio stations but all the songs would be slapstick and comical or at least kitsch - Unlike GTA 2 they could add several locations like 1, such as Liberty City, Vice City and London (also Hong Kong would be a nice addition) - With modern graphics hardware and technology they could make the world even more living and artistic - multiplayer modes
etc etc etc
Holy fuck why hasn't rockstar considered making a classic style GTA again holy fuck
FUCK GTA IV AND V AND ONLINE AND ANY OF THAT NEWFAG TRASH GARBAGE
I was in this building that was a sort of university with people studying to become various forms of NPC- err I mean worker (what is the difference). My childhood friend was there, who is gay, and we were chatting about various things then suddenly I am flying out of the building and above the planet into the universe, and I kept getting further and further away until I saw the solar system, then the galaxy and I kept ascending and ascending ... I always get a ton of anxiety when I have dreams of floating through outer space, I guess I'm afraid of losing control and falling into the dark abyss and not being able to find my way back to earth.
Then suddenly that dream sequence turned to one where I was in this bedroom with the people from Rockstar Games, we were all sitting on comfy pillows staring at this screen built into the wall and they were announcing a surprise unveil of their new Grand Theft Auto, which was going back to its top-down roots. I was so fucking excited to see the series finally return to what it is and man the gameplay looked fucking amazing, I was really sad to wake up and realize that game doesn't exist but then I got the idea to create it one day. It was like GTA 2 only with better graphics (it wasn't 3DPD but still 2D and cartoony but the visuals were more modern and high resolution) and so I was driving around Liberty City running over people and jacking cars (I'll get deeper into this in another thread).
Then that dream sequence transformed into one where I was inside the room I stayed in at my grandparents circa 2006. My cousin and I were eating chips and listening to Nine Inch Nails cds, right before that though I was at this stadium where Trent Reznor was performing and he was literally doing push ups with one hand while singing with the other, it was quite comical and would make for the perfect meme.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I don't think they will because most people with a heart and soul will want the real thing. Whats actually more plausible is that they will clone little humans/animals that you can hold in your hand. kinda like a cactus or see monkies.
I'm actually a freedom fighter (i fight freedom) lol, but I'm looking to actually start making salsa, cacti, and penis fly traps, because I go against the grain, and I want something more organic for this world, we're live in a cybernetic universe, but we have to, the choice is ours.
Like have you ever sat down next to your buddy and said, "lets eat some grains man.."
Which is why these things will be extremely popular with liberals, numales and non-whites, they all lack souls.
Genetically modifying cats to stay kittens forever would be sugoku kawaii but very cruel at the same time. I'm not religious but some things should just be left to nature.
Originally posted by whoami
It's real. You'd need to push carts at walmart for a year to make enough money to buy a graphics card that can run it though.
I have a gtx 780, I can wait a year to render two minutes of delicious fappage.
the monolith is part of gnosticism you stupid spic all the NWO jews worship that thing they even built a building next to the world trade center buildings that looks like the black monolith
also they obviously chose that aspect ratio because it looks like the monolith from 2001 a space odyssey there is no reason they would film in such a tiny little sliver, also all their other videos are in a normal aspect ratio.
Originally posted by 8stringflinG
My father never beated me nor molested me. He loved me unconditionally like a good father should. I have a pretty perfect family really. We don't fight at gatherings, and everyone helps each other out.
Never see white families with a perfect family like mine.
My family on my mother's side (the side that is white) had cookouts every weekend, celebrated every holiday at either the grandparent's or my aunt's, celebrated birthdays for the kids etc You have no concept of white people since you're a shitskin, the only types you would come into contact with would be low-income and drug addicted hoodrats.
He's mexican? That explains why he's jealous of my hapa looks and artistic ability. mexicans are basically complete retards and only slightly more evolved than negroids.
No no it's not us, never mind those satan worshipping, child abducting, jew world order conspiring secret society members! It's the people calling them out that shall be punished in the end!