AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Why do they hand out ssri's like fucking candy???? Fuck I went to a new doctor today,told him I'm a friggin alcoholic and the first thing out out his mouth was "you need Zoloft". I was like no way tried that been their so he say Wellbutran,I,m like no! Why is that the first thing they think of? Why ssri's? That shit made me psychotic I hoping for a script for some benzo bullshit and plan but nope. Plus this dude could speak English but his accent was very heavy Asian,he's from South Korea. I have severe tinnitus and can't hear shit,half the time I cant even understand my wife. I think I might be the next next Greyfox give me your address and I'might mail you something cool. I'm shooting for a script of antibuse stay tuned.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
A woman from a local bank came into my work one day and was trying to get the guys to open an account with them. I got fucking pissed and kicked her out. My boss got mad at me because he said she could come in and I was like FUCK HER MAN we don't go into her place and try and sell brake jobs and shit. Fuck the bank fuck the bankers,they are nothing but fucking parasites.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Nothing wrong with spending the day in bed. Sometimes you just need a break,just say fuck it fuck everything I don't give a shit I just need more sleep. Take some zannax if you need to,puff a little weed and go back to sleep. Its all good, all the shit you have been trying to avoid will still be there when you wake up.
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